2018-02-03 - Russel Greer: "Remove my book"

[Null]

From: Russell Greer <russmark@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2018 11:07:08 -0700
Subject: Remove my book
To: legal@kiwifarms.net

Dear Joshua Moon:

As you may know, my book, Why I Sued Taylor Swift, is copyrighted with the United States Copyright Office. Therefore, you do not have permission to have it on your sure. Per your site rules, you remove things copyrighted with federal law. Per law, you are infringing upon my work.

Therefore, I am giving you three days to remove it from your site. If I see this email posted on your site, action will be commenced against you. There are already three law enforcement agencies investigating you for electronic harassment. If you really think this is funny, let’s laugh about it in the court room. I’m frankly getting tired of this.

Please reply that you understand this.

Thanks.
Russell

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Subject: Re: Remove my book
To: Russell Greer <russmark@gmail.com>
From: Null <null@kiwifarms.net>
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2018 14:36:37 -0500

I don't even know what you're talking about and this isn't a valid complaint.

Good luck.

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[Karl Franz]

Action will be commenced and consequences will never be the same.

 

[ES 148]

It's time for America's second favourite game, Jeer at the Greer

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

“Therefore, you do not havepermission to have it on your sure.”

Wut

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

"Commenced" he says. Beginning to suspect he's a robot. He has about the same level of social comprehension as one.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Therefore, you do not have permission to have it on your sure

Sure what? Make sure you take it off your sure @Null.

 

[Xenomorph]

What a great writer. "Remove it from your sure"

 

[skiddlez]

I'm ready for the action to commence

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

As you may know, my book, Why I Sued Taylor Swift, is copyrighted with the United States Copyright Office. Therefore, you do not have permission to have it on your sure.

lolwut

 

[AprilRains]

That mouth of his was not made for voice to text.

 

[Plissken]

Get away from that internet, I'm cutting it down.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Does Electronic Harassment work under water?

 

[Henry Bemis]

If I see this email posted on your site, action will be commenced against you.

What is it with persons of interest and the passive voice?

 

[Hiragana]

"Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement."

 

[Rabbit Bones]

You may want to take his threats seriously Null He's a certified paralegal, and he used to work at a law firm!!!!!! He worked for GEICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's basically a lawyer himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LocalFireDept]

Be careful Null, he might take you to court and drool on you.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

More empty threats.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's like a more pathetic version of Vordak.

 

[guillotine]

 

[GS 281]

We get a lot of sex pests threatening us. Like @Thomas Jay Wasserberg does this too.