2017-Apr-11 - Chris exclusive interview

[POWER IN MISERY]

buddy was trying way too hard to convince everyone he's cooler than chris when in reality he's a mega64 derrick ripoff.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Hey guys, we're the guys who recorded the interview. Recently we posted an interview with Chris Chan. This interview was planned very last minute with only 20 minutes to prepare questions so ofc they're shitty, If you guys want to respond with questions for us to ask him we can try to interview him again in a few months.

Ask Chris to teach you how to shave.

 

[Positron]

Hey guys, we're the guys who recorded the interview. Recently we posted an interview with Chris Chan. This interview was planned very last minute with only 20 minutes to prepare questions so ofc they're shitty, If you guys want to respond with questions for us to ask him we can try to interview him again in a few months.

How much food/money or gifts did Chris ask for before he allowed you people to interview him?

 

[JULAY]

Not reading through six pages of this shit, but goddamn, look how fucking fat his tits and gut have gotten.

 

[stets]

Honestly, I dont know who has more tism in this video the guy interviewing him or Chris.

If autism were power, this video would be Fukushima.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

It was ween as fuck but I chuckled a few times. Chris claiming there are a ton of genders then stumbling to remember any that aren't the basic two but with trans tagged on, hearing him outright say he accidentally burned his house down, not knowing what BLM was or what "oppressed" meant. This guy lucked out and got some interesting answers from Chris.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Not reading through six pages of this shit, but goddamn, look how fucking fat his tits and gut have gotten.

Read it all, worth it to see it backfire on the weak fat Indian thinking he so much better.

 

[Xenomorph]

Spoiler: Baby Bump

Pregnant saga when?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ask Chris to teach you how to shave.

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Look on the bright side, at least this boy could pass better as a woman than Chris.

 

[JULAY]

Hey guys, we're the guys who recorded the interview. Recently we posted an interview with Chris Chan. This interview was planned very last minute with only 20 minutes to prepare questions so ofc they're shitty, If you guys want to respond with questions for us to ask him we can try to interview him again in a few months.

I have a question... Why are you such an enormous faggot?

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Asking Chumbles about the un-clit in front of the camera causing massive was nothing less than the Lords work. Kek looks upon you with great admiration.

 

[Asperchewy]

Spoiler: Baby Bump

Pregnant saga when?

The Lolcow Channel presents.....

Spoiler: on the next episode of....

 

[Datiko]

Say what you want but we have an Italian OP telling us about an all Asian film crew interviewing an autistic tranny. Say what you want about this part of the internet but its damn diverse.

 

[XYZpdq]

Say what you want but we have an Italian OP telling us about an all Asian film crew interviewing an autistic tranny. Say what you want about this part of the internet but its damn diverse.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

 

[Positron]

At 15'10'' he claimed that the fire started because Barb wanted coffee. Is that a new claim?

The combination of his mask-like face and leg shaking during his rounding-up really brings to mind Parkinson's.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The faggy editing ruined this but this was my favorite moment of the interview:

Spoiler: text transcript from 16:56 - 17:11

Chris: [stress sighs, limply does "sign of the cross" gesture]

Fag Interviewer: What is that?

Chris: [confused] What?

Fag Interviewer: What's that move?

Chris: What, you don't know 'bout that? I dunno, I just took it from watching--seeing it on television. Where I just feel like Go… [autistic stammering] … where I do it is just like "God, help me".

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Hey guys, we're the guys who recorded the interview. Recently we posted an interview with Chris Chan. This interview was planned very last minute with only 20 minutes to prepare questions so ofc they're shitty, If you guys want to respond with questions for us to ask him we can try to interview him again in a few months.

Did you think any of this through before posting this?

What was the anticipated reaction you thought you'd get from posting this in the manner you did?

Are you ready for your own threads and KF's weaponized autism to be directed at you? Because it appears you've stirred up the monkeys with this weenery. GG.

 

[Mechanical Hugbox]

Can we get someone to transcribe some of the more interesting questions, Don't wanna sit through that shit already have a headache

 

[Linako 2.0]

Hey guys, we're the guys who recorded the interview. Recently we posted an interview with Chris Chan. This interview was planned very last minute with only 20 minutes to prepare questions so ofc they're shitty, If you guys want to respond with questions for us to ask him we can try to interview him again in a few months.

How bad did Chris smell?
Feel his hair and tell us how bad it is and I'll personally Yodle for you on vocaroo

 

[Mechanical Hugbox]

The faggy editing ruined this but this was my favorite moment of the interview:

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Spoiler: text transcript from 16:56 - 17:11

Chris: [stress sighs, limply does "sign of the cross" gesture]

Fag Interviewer: What is that?

Chris: [confused] What?

Fag Interviewer: What's that move?

Chris: What, you don't know 'bout that? I dunno, I just took it from watching--seeing it on television. Where I just feel like Go… [autistic stammering] … where I do it is just like "God, help me".

We need a sign of the cross emote now