2016 Presidental Debates - Donald J Trump vs Hillary R Clinton

May as well get this thread out of the way now. Any bets on who screams first (or if Hillary passes out)

First Debate: Monday September 26th, at 9PM at Hofstra University.

It will be streamed on YouTube for free.

Edit: lol fucked up the date

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

"If I get elected I pledge to throw my opponent in prison" wew lad

 

[ICametoLurk]

Russia is the source of the World's problems - Hillary

 

[Without A Gout]

Hillary seems to keep running herself into a corner. Talks about going after ISIS when a lot of the bombings in Syria were done BY ISIS, not Russia and Al-Assad.

And the moderators have lost the candidates, too.

 

[Spellskite]

Did Brianna Wu come up with that Lincoln story? What a joke!

 

[ICametoLurk]

THE RUSSIANS

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING.

 

[Without A Gout]

Hillary: "My paid Wall Street speech was quoting a movie about Lincoln. Now let me talk about REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSIA!"

Goddamn Hillary is developing Nixon's paranoia with the Russia conspiracy.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This has been a most enjoyable debate so far. Good to have the real Trump here.

 

[Tranhuviya]

TEN TIMES HARDER, DONNIE!

 

[Ruin]

So is it safe to say Trump grabbed Hillary in the pussy?

 

[Without A Gout]

So is it safe to say Trump grabbed Hillary in the pussy?

You could say that, but he would be unable to grab it due to Hillary's scaly lizard skin.

 

[Sanshain]

Take a shot whenever Trump sniffs.

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

So is it safe to say Trump grabbed Hillary in the pussy?

Cloaca. He grabbed Hillary in the cloaca.

 

[Without A Gout]

"CHILDREN! MUH FAILED PAID SENATOR TENURE! WYMMENZ RIGHTS IN THE THIRD WORLD!!!!!"

~ Shillary

 

[Assorted Nuts]

"CHILDREN! MUH FAILED PAID SENATOR TENURE! WYMMENZ RIGHTS IN THE THIRD WORLD!!!!!"

~ Shillary

You forgot MUH RUSHUH

 

[Ruin]

I spit out my drink when they zoomed in on her face. Fuckers scared the shit out of me.

 

[AnOminous]

Trump brings up the Juanita Broadrick situation.
Hillary counters by pointing out that she isn't Bill, and that Trump is currently facing a lawsuit alleging he raped a 13 year-old girl.
The crowd goes wild as Jerry Springer takes the mic from Anderson Cooper.

Seriously, though, I think it may turn out to be more boring than the last one.

The Juanita Broaddrick shit is hilarious. People who wouldn't believe it if some dude raped 50 kids right in front of them are all listen and believe with this one case.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

DONALD TRUMP INSPIRED MY SON'S BULLIES!!!

 

[ICametoLurk]

Null, you better learn Chinese. Hillary's gonna ban Kiwi farms.

 

[Without A Gout]

Trump apparently causes bullying and violence... although most of these cases are done AGAINST Trump supporters.