2/25/22 Tom wants to adopt a Dog - Calling all A-logs

Can you fucking imagine the horror. You've been dumped in a fucking shelter, your family and all you have ever known has walked away and left you with strangers. This isn't bad enough. Now a horrifying old man shows up and takes you, with every intention of raping you. Eli Roth couldn't write this shit. God fucking damn you, Tom. Why won't you just fucking

go to minecraft. And never fucking come back.

Give me my hats I give zero fucks. Fuck him, fuck the 'pet' industry that creates these hostages to fortune.
 
Can you fucking imagine the horror. You've been dumped in a fucking shelter, your family and all you have ever known has walked away and left you with strangers. This isn't bad enough. Now a horrifying old man shows up and takes you, with every intention of raping you. Eli Roth couldn't write this shit. God fucking damn you, Tom. Why won't you just fucking
Stop making me want to go down to the shelter and adopt all the dogs. My place can barely fit a single dog and you are making me feel for all the dogs out there that Thomas wants to fuck
 
Stop making me want to go down to the shelter and adopt all the dogs. My place can barely fit a single dog and you are making me feel for all the dogs out there that Thomas wants to fuck
It's desolation working there. And orphan season is coming up. Fuck me I'm ready to head to minecraft myself just thinking about it. Sorry. :(

Fuck you, Tom you fucking creep, you goddamn ape, you swine. You bring a dog into your pervert nightmare, it's gonna be a bridge too far for somebody. Stick to rocks, Tom.
 
It's desolation working there. And orphan season is coming up. Fuck me I'm ready to head to minecraft myself just thinking about it. Sorry. :(

Fuck you, Tom you fucking creep, you goddamn ape, you swine. You bring a dog into your pervert nightmare, it's gonna be a bridge too far for somebody. Stick to rocks, Tom.
If you head to minecraft, can you take Thomas with you? I heard you can find all kinds of rare rocks in that game
 
You know if Tom wants to adopt a dog my friend Tyrone has a pibble he can't take care of any more apparently he was a real champion once upon a time. I'm sure this beautiful misunderstood creature would be perfect for Tom.
 
Apart from the obvious horror that was thankfully avoided, of course Tom would think of bringing a helpless animal into a situation where he is potentially housing insecure. Don't drag an innocent animal down into your hell, Tom.
You don't understand. Thomas got a bunch of inheritance money that he is currently blowing on stupid pebbles. Then he can afford to have a wife and several side bitches
 
those fucking retarded glasses
Looking like a proper bugman.
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