Interests [17th Dec 2018] Chris Spergs about the Sonic Movie - States he will boycott it.

[Done]

 

[Guts Gets Some]

"I hate that Sonichu cover someone made, please don't share it with me or anyone"

*Shares on his own volition to everyone*

 

[GS 281]

he needs to step up his game and viciously attack more people in protest.

 

[Done]

he needs to step up his game and viciously attack more people in protest.

I have a feeling he will end up watching it.

 

[An Ghost]

Sega should contact Christine ASAP and try to make amends. We remember how the Dreamworks movie Trolls did terribly because Christine boycotted that too.

 

[The Last Stand]

Who's going to get pepper sprayed NOW?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

What the fuck? That movie is REAL? I legitimately thought it was just a fake meme.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I was already getting the vibe that this movie was, unintentionally, the closest thing we've ever seen to an actual Sonichu movie, what with mixing Sonic in with real people and the not-strictly-child-related humor. The fact that Chris dislikes something that is mirroring his own creation is telling--- ultimately, even HE can't stand Sonichu.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Does Sonic have blue arms in the movie too?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Oh sweet Jesus that irate little ragemoji.. I can't even finish reading this twit-seizure right now..

x 1000

Edit: I powered thru the rest. Nothing of import, as usual. That little GRRRR face he put after "Blue Arms" = all I needed to see. Whew fuck.

@neural .. you never fucking disappoint.

 

[Done]

Does Sonic have blue arms in the movie too?

Yep.

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

It's sad that I've read enough of Chris's incoherent rambles that at this point I just filter out the insane gibberish and read it like a normal person wrote it... That said as far as incoherent Chris rambles go this was surprisingly well put together. At least he seems to have learned something from the blarms saga granted the idea of him picketing by himself outside a theatre and than macing the poor sap they send to deal with him would make for an interesting sequel.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

well, the very first tweet was semi-normal (for weird fanboys anyway). Had to nope out of there when he started to talk about how he knows that Sonic agrees with him because they talk.

 

[Shibaru]

Take a Drink Y'all, he knows.

Someone give every theater in Ruckersville a pair of goggles for each of the employees, this is going to be nasty.

 

[Trombonista]

It's nice to know I can leave this subforum for months and nothing about Chris has changed.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Does Sonic have blue arms in the movie too?

Gee, how did Sonic have time to make a movie with all the dimensional merging? Something fucky is going on, among which...

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Finally, this was the only reason I cared at all about this movie.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Good. Good.... I have waited for this.

Also, I want a Sonichu/CWC reference in the movie. Then I will actually watch it.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Someone predicted this. And he mentions the blarms, of course.

 

[Lipitor]

I have a feeling he will end up watching it.

He's absolutely going to watch it.

A true to the original concept Sonic movie would be boring as all hell. They're gonna do to Sonic what they did to Deadpool and realize the only place to go with the character is to make him self aware of how goofy his existence is and let him be a lovable weirdo underdog everyone likes. Pretty much the only people who want Sonic to be true to form are probably the marginally small but vocal autistic fanbase Sonic has for some reason.

Chris is pulling a star wars fanboy card, where he feels like because he's a fan he's owed approval over the final product, and has the luxury of bitching into the ether for them to fix it. Yet at the end of the day.. he'll see it.. .and see it's sequel if it ever materializes