🐮 Lolcow 16BitAlex

[Simoniachu]

I remember there was this guy who REALLY REALLY hated apples, and I think he had an account on the Cwcki. Everybody used to joke about how he hates apples and there was a youtube video of pictures of the dude to the apple song.

 

[Seahorses]

I actually eat an apple every day (no joke) and I find this highly offensive.

 

[LM 697]

 

[applecat]

 

[brooklynbailiff]

16BitAlex.

 

[Simoniachu]

I- I just wanted to know about the apple guy. I think pickles to chris was apples to this guy, and he even said it! he even said that!!!!!

16BitAlex.

oh! Thank you! Now to check if he has an ED page

 

[Xarpho]

He must have been a Microsoft user (laugh track)

 

[Trombonista]

What ever happened to him?

 

[Marvin]

Oh man, yeah, and he hated asian girls (because he was asian) because he said it'd remind him of fucking his sister.

Dude was nuts.

 

[c-no]

Oh man, yeah, and he hated asian girls (because he was asian) because he said it'd remind him of fucking his sister.

Dude was nuts.

Was he member before the original forum was taken down?

 

[José Mourinho]

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Clydec/16BitAlex

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll 2. PVCC is for the trolls only 3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

Also includes fan comics of him. Enjoy.

 

[Male]

Wouldn't it be ebin if someone dressed up in an apple suit

 

[José Mourinho]

Wouldn't it be ebin if someone dressed up in an apple suit

Spoiler

 

[Male]

I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM APPLE WORLD

 

[José Mourinho]

16BitAlex posts about the Chris subforum from the first Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Oh well. Looks like I arived late.

 

[spaps]

Wouldn't it be ebin if someone dressed up in an apple suit

APLAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[José Mourinho]

Here's some more interesting info by Marvin in chat:

http://pastebin.com/QAT5XZ1d

User:16bitalex

Because of the first three, I'm the fourth. After all, why would any girl settle for an Asian man with Asperger's when they can have a neurotypical (and therefore genius) white or black man? Another obstacle is my restrictions on potential sweethearts, somewhat similar to Chris: natural blonde or red hair, non-brown eyes (the first two by default excluding minority women), not too much older than me, not a hambeast, etc. I would not exclude a minority woman from being a friend, but she would be permanently friend zone.

The big difference is that I don't want children, or at least my own, unlike Chris and his dream of fathering Crystal. I would not want to saddle my kids with an increased risk of autism, lest my kids end up being the next Chris, trolled by your superior neurotypical kids.

In fact, I am all for aborting autistic babies. Since it is unethical to kill a living autistic, we must do the next best thing and prevent the birth of any more. Since a brain that comes out wrong is very hard to fix, this is the only way to truly cure autism.

He also made a site called Rulecwc and ended up trolling himself; and hates Little Caesar's HotnReady Pizzas for reasons unknown.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Here's some more interesting info by Marvin in chat:

http://pastebin.com/QAT5XZ1d


He also made a site called Rulecwc and ended up trolling himself; and hates Little Caesar's HotnReady Pizzas for reasons unknown.

What a weirdo. Well except for hating the Hot N Ready Pizzas. Those are pretty damn bad.

 

[CWCissey]

APLAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I prefer 'GRANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!'

Alternatively 'BRAMLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!'