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[Don't Call Anybody]

@Null makes the best time sinks on the internet.

EDIT: Semi-ninja'd by @ToroidalBoat. This does not negate the fact that triggering /cow/ by fostering a superior lolcow discussion format is quite an accomplishment.

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

Do you consider shitposting a form of DDOS?

 

[Rou]

Semper Fi to all armed kiwis
edit: those with no arms kys

Maybe they roll their face on the keyboard. Semper Fi to those who face type and still come out smarter than our celebrities.

 

[John Furrman]

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/kiwifarms.net

According to Alexa, kiwifarms.net global ranking has increased by over 28,000 ranks in the last three months.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I think we've got a good two years before President Trump starts a nuclear war. That should be enough time to double up like you want.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

SEMPER FI BIX NOOD KYS CUCK CUCK CUCK!!!

 

[Cosmos]

I love this place and I love all of you.

 

[DollJoints]

Are we running out of room in the Racewar van?

 

[Melkor]

Requests? Not cheese pizzas?

It's a Christmas miracle.

 

[niggers]

you better remember me once null starts charging everyone 10 bucks and i get stuck behind a paywall

 

[Curt Sibling]

Good job, Null.

I'm proud to be part of the Trolling Gestapo, I mean this fine community we have here.

 

[VLAD]

KIWI LEGIONS RISE

 

[Linako 2.0]

fuck this website, I wasted my entire highschool years here and now I'm going to waste community college doing the same thing

 

[Karen Riley]

As lame as it sounds I absolutely do love this place. Not one single day has went by since I signed up that I haven't went onto here, it's like one of, if not my biggest time sink online and I'm proud to donate that little amount of money I do every month until the end of time, or this site.

Here's to the continued success of this website, thanks for all you do for us Null.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Kiwi Dominatus.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

When I first joined here, it was a group of smug dipshits gleefully tormenting the mentally ill. Things have changed a lot since then.
See, it's a slightly larger group now.
Cheers, you pack of fucking degenerates. Without us, the internet would be a happier, safer, less entertaining place.
Here's to another few terabytes of autusm.

 

[LikeicareKF]

You're all gay and need to get a life that doesnt involve stalking spastics on the internet and claiming you're trolling them by doing so

 

[Ravenor]

Holy shit that's a lot of autism.

pic relevant:

 

[YI 457]

Ty.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Never thought I'd be part of the Gamergate Gestapo, but when you make more sense than anyone else on the internet, there you go.

*tears and snogs all round*