1000 signs you're a kiwi

[Coleslaw]

204. You learn other languages with the Internationale Clique.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

205. when you see direction signs pointing to this place your first thought is "Son-Chu?"
206. likewise, when you go through this place in the Scottish Highlands, it reminds you of Phil getting his knob chopped off

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

206. You cringe so hard every time you wind up behind a blue Ford Focus that you should probably pull over. And if you have a passenger, they're just fucking confused because you aren't going to explain why.

 

[Shibaru]

207. Your Cöke Zero Sugar, Dorito and Hot Pocket consumption increases tenfold

 

[The Cunting Death]

208. @ICameToplaY or @dysentery like all your posts.

 

[UW 411]

209. You're often disappointed at the substandard emojis that your smart devices offer. Because what your friend just said made you feel

 

[DrJonesHat]

210. You can identity where a photograph was taken from the vegetation present and the style of lamp posts in frame.

 

[Wraith]

211. Your hobbies like big robots begin to take kiwi shape.

 

[DrJonesHat]

212. You use Kiwiisms in everyday conversation (tugboat, true and honest, etc) and people look at you funny.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

213: anything gator-related reminds you of @Kiwi Jeff

 

[neverendingmidi]

214.Keep trying to rate comments on other sites autistic

 

[PsychoNerd054]

215. The Report Button actually serves a purpose (It's not used just for hate speech).

 

[PsychoNerd054]

216. If you're @Trombonista a mod, the sight of successive posts made by the same user is a real eyesore.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

217. You no longer immediately associate the term "kiwi" with fruit, small flightless birds, or tiny irrelevant shithole island countries

 

[PsychoNerd054]

218. If you're a mod, you're mostly competent compared to those from other sites.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

219: You associate the phrase "I'll eat my hat" with a tech priest from WH40K.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

220: Compared to the common person, you are well versed in copyright law.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

221: You start actively trying to assess if coworkers and acquaintances are potential cows

 

[kadoink]

222: When spotting someone in public who is acting like a lowcow, you listen in and hope to hear them mention their twitter or Instagram account.

 

[️ronic]

223: Everybody at school thinks you work for "Collaborative Data Services".