100% Serious commission request - Will pay BTC

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I need a 3d model of Vladimir Putin's head, with a hole in the mouth that can hold an object the size of a cavendish banana, after I 3d print a negative and cast a silicone mold and use it to hide my supply of cavendish bananas that I think are being stolen by mexicans or something. Also if the mouth canal was extra tight so that if the Mexicans were not scared off by the visage of a Russsian dictator and found out where I hid the bananas, they will have a difficult time removing them because the extra tightness will keep the bananas safely in place.

Please help me out I am at my wits-end about Mexicans stealing my cavendish bananas.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

 

[Shig O'nella]

Dude.

Just slap a latex Halloween putin mask on a melon and drill a hole in the right place.

Warm the melon. Cavendish bananas are easily damaged by cold.

 

[Gaymead]

I can make you a digital portrait of Putin, which you could get printed, then you could hide them banananans from the Mexicans Banaanan stealers by storing them inside the print(?)

 

[Doppelmonger]

I am mexican, surrender your bananas.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

I'll make a model of this and upload it to Thingiverse on ONE condition:
You post pictures of it being used... For hiding your cavendish naners from the Mexicans, of course.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I'll make a model of this and upload it to Thingiverse on ONE condition:
You post pictures of it being used... For hiding your cavendish naners from the Mexicans, of course.

deal

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I have a CR-10 that was made for this kind of print

 

[Kosher Dill]

You sure you don't want me to make it for Lady Finger bananas?

 

[Bugaboo]

This is literally the easiest shit ever, you just need a 3D model of the guy and a cool little peg shape and then you do the boolean and you instantly have a man with a banana shaped hole in his head

 

[Serious about Bananas]

I support this idea.