100% Official Kiwi Festivus Thread - We reject the religious and commercial aspects of christmas

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Happy Festivus you flailing cucks.

Now that that's out of the way how about we get to the airing of our grievances. We can try and pin @Null later on today.

@Fuck you jewish cunt I'm annoyed you never give me a reach around anymore. Stop being a selfish lover.

@Kiwi Jeff Stop being the farms hunky dream boat I want that title.

@Cricket You never use those perfectly good titanium chains I bought you to tie people down.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

@Jewed Hunter It annoys me that you're new. Stop being new.

 

[jewelry investor]

@Corrugated Daffodils Stop sucking at xcom and bring some flares at night missions.

 

[HY 140]

@RADICALGOBLIN it annoys me that i don't see more of you around

 

[The Great Chandler]

What is secular and non-commercialized Christmas when is has "Christ" in it and "mas" as in "more" in Spanish?

 

[WW 635]

@Corrugated Daffodils, you're gay but could be gayer

@JSGOTI has never once sent me a nude (of himself, nudes of others don't count)

@zedkissed60, I feel like you just don't even care about Neil Patrick Harris at all

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

@ICametoLurk it annoys me that you stopped using cute anime girls


@Null it annoys me that you got rid of wow, press 1, and press 2 ratings

@Corrugated Daffodils it annoys me that you want to fuck me. I'll fuck year u eventually, but until then I must abstain

@NumberingYourState it annoys that you have yet to actually post a video of you slamming yourself with your handsome fidget spinner

@Deadpool it annoys me that you haven't leaked any Deadpool 2 scenes

@AnOminous it annoys me that I know the actor in your profile but I still can't figure it out

 

[HY 140]

I hate whoever has yet to get me my secret santa gift

 

[Bad Times]

@AnOminous it annoys me that I know the actor in your profile but I still can't figure it out

 

[Curt Sibling]

All the non-supporters annoy me and are scum.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

@Bad Times It annoys me that you're better at shitposting than me on the X-com thread.

 

[Deadpool]

@Rat Speaker it annoys me you're so awesome

@BoredAtHome everytime you go on a like spree I think I've been halal'd

@Fuck you jewish cunt I hate that you orbit me, but don't try and recruit other orbiters. I mean I <3 u and provide you hilarious shitposts, you need to step up recruitment.

@Y2K Baby Why does every time I interact with you turn into a 100 post shitposting spree?

@Kiwi Jeff no grievances with you. I <3 u.

@Corrugated Daffodils you misspelled grievance in the op, and you don't follow me.

 

[HY 140]

@Reynard I hate how your a furry

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

@Deadpool You're correct but you don't poz my neghole like a real daddy would.

 

[HY 140]

@Corrugated Daffodils I hate how you pry wanna safe earth due to anime earth smh

 

[BubbleButt]

@Fuck you jewish cunt: You're too pretty and it makes me uncomfortable

@Butta Face Lopez: I hate how you're the funniest motherfucker on the site

@Null: Stop running a hate-filled tranny kill webforum for faggots

@AnOminous: I still haven't forgiven you for murdering my wife for a Mallomars.

ETA - @Reynard: You yiffed me once and never called me again, you fucking queer

Everyone else fucking sucks because they don't give me enough thumbs up ratings, fucking hookers.

Spoiler

But for real, this community is pretty tops and I like most of you

 

[Deadpool]

@Deadpool You're correct but you don't poz my neghole like a real daddy would.

Since when did the safety of your partner stop being important? Fine then look down on me for not pozing your neg hole. Hopefully you'll find some one to gove you what you want.

 

[Black Waltz]

I hate every single one of you.

 

[HY 140]

@Null let m fucking give people a simpler feldeis please

 

[Reynard]

@Super Collie: You still won't yiff me in the DMs because you're someone's grandma, and I'm tired of begging for it. So I'm calling you out here!

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