- Registrado
- 13 de Ago, 2018
1:: They complain about others taking their jobs, yet the average American would die of a heart attack within 2 minutes of picking lettuce in a field for 28 cents an hour.
2: None of them can fit in a car that gets greater than 8 miles to the gallon.
3: high fructose corn syrup
4: the United States is one of the largest consumers of child pornography in the world.
5: The average Chinese third grader scores higher in math tests than an American teenager.
6. Crack meth painkillers fentanyl (regardless of race Creed or skin color they're all drug addicts)
7. American food. Countries with streets that smell like shit have better food.
8. They build amusement parks when they can't even fit on any of the rides . Land whaling through life puts undue stress on the roller coaster'a support columns.
9. Every fucking elderly American woman in existence tries to say the three Spanish words they know to the Taco stand guy because it makes them feel like they will finally have a friend, rather than just having to whore their way through self-esteem like every other American woman does.
(When the Taco guy smiles after you impress him by saying "muchos gracias" he's totally thinking about how much of an idiotic fuckface you are.)
10. They take incredible offense when you criticize their country and deflect. This is a coping mechanism against a pandemic currently blighting the US known as "being an insecure crybaby bitch pussy."
2: None of them can fit in a car that gets greater than 8 miles to the gallon.
3: high fructose corn syrup
4: the United States is one of the largest consumers of child pornography in the world.
5: The average Chinese third grader scores higher in math tests than an American teenager.
6. Crack meth painkillers fentanyl (regardless of race Creed or skin color they're all drug addicts)
7. American food. Countries with streets that smell like shit have better food.
8. They build amusement parks when they can't even fit on any of the rides . Land whaling through life puts undue stress on the roller coaster'a support columns.
9. Every fucking elderly American woman in existence tries to say the three Spanish words they know to the Taco stand guy because it makes them feel like they will finally have a friend, rather than just having to whore their way through self-esteem like every other American woman does.
(When the Taco guy smiles after you impress him by saying "muchos gracias" he's totally thinking about how much of an idiotic fuckface you are.)
10. They take incredible offense when you criticize their country and deflect. This is a coping mechanism against a pandemic currently blighting the US known as "being an insecure crybaby bitch pussy."
I just wish they liked me 
