10/26- Chris uploads a video about the dimensional merge

[AnOminous]

I like to think I keep up well with what's happening with Chris, and I hate to be this faggot, but can someone link me to where the Teen Troon Squad was first being discussed? I've not heard that term and it's all over this thread.

Some bunch of morons plying Chris with weed and feeding his delusions. If they exist. Who knows? Some deep ass PVCC type shit.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

This man is FUCKED when his mother dies.

 

[mertyville]

Omg, are our Sonichu fanfiction going to be canon too? Conviniently I was working on a shitty crossover between my shitty Sonichu comic and the main story.

 

[The Dude]

Someone will have to take over being Barb when the old bag croaks.

Remember a couple years ago when Chris was doing a live stream, wanted to end it, so he ducked his head out of frame and poorly imitated his mother yelling for him to clean the cat litter or take out the trash or something? It will be like that, only with a deceased 83 year old woman mummified in an armchair near by.

Omg, are our Sonichu fanfiction going to be canon too? Conviniently I was working on a shitty crossover between my shitty Sonichu comic and the main story.

Well, if Chris and Sonichu are any indication, then it looks like fanfiction takes more precedence and importance than the original work it's based on. Therefore fanfiction of the fanfiction would be even more important and powerful. Ergo, you could take control over Chris' Toon Town, rule like royalty, and keep Chris' CWCville money all for yourself.

 

[The Giver]

I like to think I keep up well with what's happening with Chris, and I hate to be this faggot, but can someone link me to where the Teen Troon Squad was first being discussed? I've not heard that term and it's all over this thread.

Captain strongly implied it in one of the random Chris posts containment threads iirc. I can't be fucked to find it right now, but it was fairly recent and the implication was basically like that some irl fags were at least partially responsible for some of the specifics of Chris's recent insanity.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This man is FUCKED when his mother dies.

Yup. Bob is rolling in his grave.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Chris said "no shooting after the merge"

"Don't. Shoot. Anybuddy."
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The mention of not shooting anybody made me think he only mentioned that due to the possibility of Megan putting a smoking hole in his chest if he showed up at her house.

When Chris shoots up Piedmont / wherever, all the news will be playing videos like this and wonder why no one did anything. If no one helps Chris now, it'll be hard to act surprised when he actually hurts someone or himself.

There have been some discussions on here recently about his possible mental diagnosis, and it seems like there are some pretty knowledgeable people on here. I am not one of them. So in my uneducated opinion, I can't picture him just going off and hurting any random strangers. He has always had his autism related social issues, like he always expected people to be the ones to approach him in order to begin friendships, relationships, etc. Maybe he would make his attraction sign 2.0, like he wants to kill people 18-36 and puts the sign up somewhere and waits for them to volunteer.

However I could see him hurting Barb. Some of the people who interact with Chris have mentioned that she hassles him a lot about finances, and they argue back and forth a lot. Taking care of an elderly or infirm person can be very stressful, even if you have a good relationship and have a sound mind yourself. Chris seems to feel like he shouldn't have to answer to anybody about anything, and he probably has some deep seated resentment towards her for interrupting his playtime and toy money. If he is as unhinged as he appears in the video, I could see him doing something to her out of frustration/resentment as he prepares for the impending CWCpocalypse.

 

[muh_moobs]

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Chris is a dude. Stop being delusional.

It feels like someone's pushing this "dimension merge" shit on him, trying to nudge him towards drinking rat-poison koolade to jump on the CPU goddess comet, or kickstart the electric-hegehog-pokemon race wars, or summon the Godbear-hand with his Sonichu behelit or whatever the fuck he's babbling about.

This shit can't end well.

Behold, the Anchuent Prophecy:

 

[CiaphasCain]

Is it me or are his eyes becoming crazier? He's getting Barbs thousand-yard stare.

 

[OneMillionRPM]

Something tells me he's seen Lain recently.

 

[Raiken]

GUYS! It's already hapening! My eyes are merging into one and my hands and feet are getting bigger! I can't tell how much longer iccvan gopi oipnb, tryg poîng

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

@The Captain have you and Chris been intimate yet? I know you love the attention from being 'our link' to OPL and all. We're super grateful for all the content you've given us, especially since you convinced Chris he has magical powers from his ring. I just want to know you two are happy and make sure you guys consummated the marriage before the Crapture happens

 

[DeathHeat]

GUYS! It's already hapening! My eyes are merging into one and my hands and feet are getting bigger! I can't tell how much longer iccvan gopi oipnb, tryg poîng

That's the weed, Vodka and 10 sleepless nights taking effect, friendo

 

[Quijibo69]

Maybe Chris needs to go back to the Berenstein universe where he belongs.

 

[RJ MacReady]

@The Captain have you and Chris been intimate yet? I know you love the attention from being 'our link' to OPL and all. We're super grateful for all the content you've given us, especially since you convinced Chris he has magical powers from his ring. I just want to know you two are happy and make sure you guys consummated the marriage before the Crapture happens

There's no rush. Soon, we'll all be inside Christine.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Captain strongly implied it in one of the random Chris posts containment threads iirc. I can't be fucked to find it right now, but it was fairly recent and the implication was basically like that some irl fags were at least partially responsible for some of the specifics of Chris's recent insanity.

Do we know who these people are? Anyone who would buy weed and waste it on Chris has to be a lolcow too.

 

[Ghostbeater]

Most of it is from the Hyperdimension Neptunia videogame series, all of the "Blue Heart" and "consoles" and "goddess" stuff is.

The C-197 dimensional number is a reference to Rick and Morty, which originally took place in C-137. The 1218 of OUR dimension was given to him by a comic writer on twitter, who mistakenly thought Chris was asking for the dimensional number of a comic.

He mentions some Sailor Moon stuff when talking about Megan, Megtune was Megan's OC.

That's about it, he doesn't sperg much into MLP in this one, it's all about Neptune.

The dimensional merge is his own fantasy, it's not really from any series but just something he wants to happen so he can get special powers IRL and not just in his fantasy.

The dimensional merge is a Marvel thing. The regular dimension mergend with the ultimate dimension (could be a couple of others too, didn't read those stories).

Edit: I bet this is a IG leftover or possibly re-enter because those stories are the point where Gwenpool came around. Just came to my mind.

 

[4Macie]

"Goddess of this Earth... yup... Parent of Jesus is a woman! Get that mindblower out there" .... I mean.. he's not wrong. Mary was a woman.

Do we know who these people are? Anyone who would buy weed and waste it on Chris has to be a lolcow too.

@Marvin probably knows. Apparently they are a lot younger than Chris so maybe they're just dumb kids.

She's genuinely touched

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I guess I didn't read this as her being "genuinely touched" she just seemed like "Oh lol, well no. I want nothing to do with this. But the Trump comment was funny."
Was there more communication that indicated anything Chris said touched her?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

@Marvin probably knows. Apparently they are a lot younger than Chris so maybe they're just dumb kids.

Aren't they all? A big part of this is from that featured warning about Chris running cwcville scams too. Maybe his dumb kid friends told him that he could make good money by doing stuff online and in classic Chris-Chan fashion he warped it into this retarded shit. Chris is an expert at fucking up plans and instructions, there's a video about wrist watches to prove it.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

"I guess I didn't read this as her being "genuinely touched" she just seemed like "Oh lol, well no. I want nothing to do with this. But the Trump comment was funny."
Was there more communication that indicated anything Chris said touched her?

Nope, I believe we read it just fine. We're finally seeing The Captain's :autism: shine through.