Lovequest 10-02-18 CWC Vs McD's

[Silver Octopus]

I'm sure he's no worse off for smoking a little weed, but it rubs me the wrong way that some bronies found him and are giving him drugs and shit. Seems pretty creepy, and this is coming from a guy on a forum that posts about his McDonald's rants.

Here's hoping they don't give him LSD. Chris is already insane enough he believes he astral projects to CWCville, could you imagine how much more insane he would be after he literally sees himself in CWCville thanks to a drug induced high?

 

[Mason Verger]

I doubt Chris is buying anything substantial, but if he IS holding he should be careful, Virginia has some of the toughest pot laws in the country. Imagine getting 30 days for having an 1/8th?

 

[The Other Chandler]

Here's hoping they don't give him LSD. Chris is already insane enough he believes he astral projects to CWCville, could you imagine how much more insane he would be after he literally sees himself in CWCville thanks to a drug induced high?

Also, psychedelics can cause latent mental illnesses to surface. I'm autistic, and probably have some other non-diagnosed stuff, and ended up developing pretty serious mental problems after experimenting with mushrooms. Chris is probably pretty high-risk for something like that.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It was where the high tables were across from the booths: it felt Good and Sociable.

I would not be surprised if McD rearranged the high seats to face out the windows because Chris has been creepily staring at other customers when the seats used to face other people.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

How often does Chris smoke weed,and when do we get a video?

These friends (they're more like brony friends though, so they might be dipshits) live a couple hours away. Chris doesn't drive over to see them that often. (I hope.)

@Jaiman have you turned our Chris on to the wacky tobacky?

 

[Contingency_1]

That's what the CWCki says, but like most of that site's info it's a myth. Most people who spend large amounts of time with Chris IRL have pointed out he doesn't eat McDonald's anywhere near as regularly as people think. I'd put the number at most maybe once a week if that.

Chris the person is a lot different than Chris the character. The CWCki deals with the latter.

Who are these people and why should we believe them over the CWCki

 

[Picklechu]

That building looks like it used to be a senior home care. Something about that building is questionable and isn't like of McDonald's standard.

A lot of planning/zoning boards have pretty strict codes, which can often include stylistic stuff. Most businesses will comply so that they can open in that location.

Hate the idea of Chris possibly getting high then driving for a few hours. And can only imagine the inevitable munchies resulting in having to shove junk food into his maw NOW NOW NOW. Just hope they are harmless stoners and not grooming Chris into some kind of drug mule.

I doubt Chris is buying anything substantial, but if he IS holding he should be careful, Virginia has some of the toughest pot laws in the country. Imagine getting 30 days for having an 1/8th?

Honestly, Chris seems like the kind of person to just take a hit when offered. I doubt he's going out and actually buying weed, but, then again, who knows. Hopefully, he's not smoking with complete dumbasses, but, considering the fact that they're apparently bronies...

 

[wellthathappened]

Smoking pot is pretty much one of the few normal things Chris has ever done.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Who are these people and why should we believe them over the CWCki

Because @Marvin has interacted frequently with Chris in person for years. CWCki editors are just people who watch the Julay video and project that image onto every little thing Chris does.

 

[Contingency_1]

Because @Marvin has interacted frequently with Chris in person for years. CWCki editors are just people who watch the Julay video and project that image onto every little thing Chris does.

Okay but how does that discredit his McD's/fast food frequency? Because clearly his receipts show it's high.

 

[Marvin]

Okay but how does that discredit his McD's/fast food frequency? Because clearly his receipts show it's high.

Someone gave Chris free money and he splurged.

 

[Contingency_1]

Someone gave Chris free money and he splurged.

... Meaning money is the only real barrier to him eating there so frequently.

Not really sure why the rush to defend his eating habits...?

 

[Marvin]

... Meaning money is the only real barrier to him eating there so frequently.

I wouldn't say that. I would say it was a special occasion. Like getting a bonus from your boss might mean you might splurge on an expensive steak. But if you got an ordinary raise, you might not eat those expensive steaks every night.

Not really sure why the rush to defend his eating habits...?

It's not about defending his eating habits. It's about clarifying a misconception about Chris.

The cwcki is written in a very tongue-in-cheek way, so we frequently get rushes of new people here who didn't read the cwcki particularly critically. So there's pushback in the form of correcting the new arrivals.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

he cwcki is written in a very tongue-in-cheek way, so we frequently get rushes of new people here who

So, Chris isn't a lard ass who gorges on Mc Donald's and sugary soft-drinks? Because, we literally have videos and photos of that.

 

[AnyMajorDude]

Christine is a woman of refined taste. Why hold her occasional indulgence in plebeian fast food against her?

 

[Marvin]

So, Chris isn't a lard ass who gorges on Mc Donald's and sugary soft-drinks? Because, we literally have videos and photos of that.

Oh he certainly is.

Though I wouldn't say he gorges, necessarily. He eats like a bird sometimes to save money for toys. And then makes up the calories later with the soft drinks.

Edit: His calculus is: ease over money, money over toys, food with whatever's left. He sometimes prioritizes food money for toys, but not if it's too much work. Like cooking.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Great, now the taxpayers will be funding Chris's weed addiction.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Hate the idea of Chris possibly getting high then driving for a few hours. And can only imagine the inevitable munchies resulting in having to shove junk food into his maw NOW NOW NOW. Just hope they are harmless stoners and not grooming Chris into some kind of drug mule.

I don’t think a stoned Chris is any more of a danger on the road than a sober Chris. In an ideal world neither would be on the road.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Though I wouldn't say he gorges, necessarily. He eats like a bird sometimes to save money for toys. And then makes up the calories later with the soft drinks.

LOL, I like you Marvin, but I don't which is worse......saving money for toys by abstaining for junk food or splurging on junkfood when you have some money burning a hole in your pocket.

 

[Contingency_1]

I wouldn't say that. I would say it was a special occasion. Like getting a bonus from your boss might mean you might splurge on an expensive steak. But if you got an ordinary raise, you might not eat those expensive steaks every night.

It's not about defending his eating habits. It's about clarifying a misconception about Chris.

The cwcki is written in a very tongue-in-cheek way, so we frequently get rushes of new people here who didn't read the cwcki particularly critically. So there's pushback in the form of correcting the new arrivals.

The CWCki errs on the sarcastic side but the data tends to be corroborated elsewhere. And I find it a little weird you're comparing a splurge at McD's to a one-time steak dinner. The guy isn't mentally equipped to be that self-controlled.

Frankly, y'all explaining this away is suspicious.