Lovequest 10-02-18 CWC Vs McD's

[Mason Verger]

That's what the CWCki says, but like most of that site's info it's a myth. Most people who spend large amounts of time with Chris IRL have pointed out he doesn't eat McDonald's anywhere near as regularly as people think. I'd put the number at most maybe once a week if that.

Chris the person is a lot different than Chris the character. The CWCki deals with the latter.

I think it's much more frequently than once a week. His "friends" don't follow him everywhere and if asked he'll just lie. I don't think it's three meals a day, but enough christory revolves around that franchise to tell me he goes there pretty often.

I mean, people that pop in once a week don't write massive tweets about the changing of table design and how the friggin sun shines through particular windows.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

2 solutions to the booth Korean problem:
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If you want to stop Koreans from hanging around, just install some ceiling fans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I think it's much more frequently than once a week. His "friends" don't follow him everywhere and if asked he'll just lie. I don't think it's three meals a day, but enough christory revolves around that franchise to tell me he goes there pretty often.

I mean, people that pop in once a week don't write massive tweets about the changing of table design and how the friggin sun shines through particular windows.

Once a week is pretty fucking regular. Regular enough to notice floor plan changes. The tarding out about it is just Chris being Chris.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Here's a picture of Chris being sociable in a McDonald's:

These wouldn't happen to be the tables and chairs that Chris is ranting about being moved, would they?

 

[Mason Verger]

Once a week is pretty fucking regular. Regular enough to notice floor plan changes. The tarding out about it is just Chris being Chris.

A Google maps van caught Chris at McDonald's. The chances of it being on the one time a week he goes there is pretty high.

And, a few years back some chucklehead sent him a gift card to track his purchases and if I recall it was used at McDonald's like once a day.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

I’m sure there’s other McDonald’s in the area he can drive to that have the set up he likes. I wonder if he chimped our when they took down pictures of the old McDonald Land characters off the side of some of the locations

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

A Google maps van caught Chris at McDonald's. The chances of it being on the one time a week he goes there is pretty high.

It's not the first time Chris has shown up on Google Maps. Ruckersville is a small town with not much in it so it's not surprising to me it's caught him a few times.

I'm not saying Chris doesn't eat McDonald's regulary. Just this "once a day" shit is completely made up.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

i miss 2008

Maybe Chris was thinking of bringing back the Attraction Sign and the new layout foiled the plan?

Spoiler

At first I thought it was something like that too. Had it not been for Barb, the Internet, and all the bans... he'd likely still be using the sign to this day.

 

[Mason Verger]

It's not the first time Chris has shown up on Google Maps. Ruckersville is a small town with not much in it so it's not surprising to me it's caught him a few times.

I'm not saying Chris doesn't eat McDonald's regulary. Just this "once a day" shit is completely made up.

Haha sometimes 2 or 3 times a day, sometimes every other day, on the off days he ate at another fast food place:

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Chris even provided the location of the Mcdonalds. Sure enough, Google Maps confirmed that he is a regular patron. With good ole Sonichu.

That fucking parking job tho

 

[Marvin]

The autism is strong with this post. Wanting McDonalds to change its layout back like this reminds me a bit of Blarms.

"felt Good and Sociable" Chris making it sound like he hangs out with all his friends at McD's.

How he feels is like 90% of how he experiences the world. If you put on your cwc mask and look out through his eyes, you're sitting there in mcdonalds, there's happy families and little kids and people are laughing.

Chris gets excited about this like every day.

It's like if a group of kids are playing at the playground, there's always that's one kid that's playing... adjacent to them. He doesn't know how to talk to them, so he's hoping that by playing his own game parallel to them, someone will say hi. Or at least he'll feel like he's part of the group.

That's how Chris acts in public, except cognitively he can't tell the difference.

I wonder why Chris doesn't like the self service kiosks, surely they'd be great for someone as awkward as him?

Like above, Chris cannot perceive that he's awkward. He feels extremely comfortable. Like he fits into the situation like a glove.

Calm down. You're gonna make Marvin tell us all about how Chris has loads of friends in real life again.

Spoiler

he smoked weed at one of their houses a bit ago

Has Chris ever eaten any real food ? Has he enjoyed a paella or Mediterranean cuisine ? Roast beef? A nice rare ribeye? Lobster?

A Goddess shouldn't eat food injected with cancer and synthetic crap intended for the mundane proletariat.

He made some of those premade dinners for millenials to feel like they can cook. Like you toss in chicken breast and they've got premixed sauces and herbs and shit. That's about it though.

I also like that he that he's parked right at the entrance. No chance of burning off any calories.

Taking up a handicapped parking spot for it.

 

[Campbell-Duo]

Lol, that's fantastic. He's got a special talent for getting on camera. This one was just playing the waiting game but still.

We should talk about how ugly the outside looks

 

[James Howlett]

How he feels is like 90% of how he experiences the world. If you put on your cwc mask and look out through his eyes, you're sitting there in mcdonalds, there's happy families and little kids and people are laughing.

Chris gets excited about this like every day.

It's like if a group of kids are playing at the playground, there's always that's one kid that's playing... adjacent to them. He doesn't know how to talk to them, so he's hoping that by playing his own game parallel to them, someone will say hi. Or at least he'll feel like he's part of the group.

That's how Chris acts in public, except cognitively he can't tell the difference.

Like above, Chris cannot perceive that he's awkward. He feels extremely comfortable. Like he fits into the situation like a glove.

Spoiler

he smoked weed at one of their houses a bit ago

He made some of those premade dinners for millenials to feel like they can cook. Like you toss in chicken breast and they've got premixed sauces and herbs and shit. That's about it though.

Taking up a handicapped parking spot for it.

How often does Chris smoke weed,and when do we get a video?

 

[Marvin]

How often does Chris smoke weed,and when do we get a video?

These friends (they're more like brony friends though, so they might be dipshits) live a couple hours away. Chris doesn't drive over to see them that often. (I hope.)

 

[Someone in a Tree]

If you're 36 years old and consider McDonald's to be one of your social hangouts, you might have a thread on this site.

 

[Dragon Face]

Chris even provided the location of the Mcdonalds. Sure enough, Google Maps confirmed that he is a regular patron. With good ole Sonichu.

That building looks like it used to be a senior home care. Something about that building is questionable and isn't like of McDonald's standard.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

These friends (they're more like brony friends though, so they might be dipshits) live a couple hours away. Chris doesn't drive over to see them that often. (I hope.)

I'm sure he's no worse off for smoking a little weed, but it rubs me the wrong way that some bronies found him and are giving him drugs and shit. Seems pretty creepy, and this is coming from a guy on a forum that posts about his McDonald's rants.

 

[Mason Verger]

How he feels is like 90% of how he experiences the world. If you put on your cwc mask and look out through his eyes, you're sitting there in mcdonalds, there's happy families and little kids and people are laughing.

Chris gets excited about this like every day.

Chris is such a weird old granny-man. It's kinda endearing with the whole "just sit me by the window, I like hearing the children play.." thing.

 

[Buck Mullet]

These friends (they're more like brony friends though, so they might be dipshits) live a couple hours away. Chris doesn't drive over to see them that often. (I hope.)

Hate the idea of Chris possibly getting high then driving for a few hours. And can only imagine the inevitable munchies resulting in having to shove junk food into his maw NOW NOW NOW. Just hope they are harmless stoners and not grooming Chris into some kind of drug mule.

 

[James Howlett]

I'm sure he's no worse off for smoking a little weed, but it rubs me the wrong way that some bronies found him and are giving him drugs and shit. Seems pretty creepy, and this is coming from a guy on a forum that posts about his McDonald's rants.

Chris was a hippy-lady in a past life, weed is fine.

I just wanna know how fine.