Respuestas al mensaje #7,817

What about the Carowinds offer? You actually didn't seem opposed to the idea

@Dr. Meme is ready and waiting, just sayin

Hey big boy, do you want to go to dinner with me? First we eat out and then you can eat me out. :tomgirl:

wanna go on a date, baby cakes?

>thinking this will ever actually happen

It's adorable when you try to copy Marjan and the Lookism people. You probably really would enjoy their site.

Who would even date you anyway?

I presume, of course, this would come after the glassy stare and awe that a woman's talking to you. (Trust me, Connor. All of us do it...

Good job, Connor. I think I'm going back to bed. Please, try not to kill yourself. Or kill us by choking while we laugh.

*reads all of the new messages* Oh for the love of FUCKING ARCEUS CONNOR, you are seriously slower than a FUCKING SLOWPOKE. Because life sucks...

Ooh, Connor is the featured thread again! Alright, let's see what he's up to... Ah, it's so comforting to know that some things never...

Yeah like that would ever happen in the first place. . .. ... Never mind.