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🍔 QuarterpounderJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest
Note: I know everyone here just watched the vlog video 3 times in the past 2 days but I needed to clip it in for people who haven't seen it and for context. I cut out most of it just left in what I needed so thug it out I promise there's a ton of clips when it gets to the relevant parts to reveal the lies but you might need to sit through a few minutes of reclipped vlog to get there.
Not really much else to say as the video speaks for itself. Probably going to take a break for a while after this since I pushed back some obligations to finish it and hopefully this will spread and lead to more needed comeuppance for this smug lying scam artist.
By the way Jeremy this is what editing looks like since I know you've never seen anything like this in your 20 years on Youtube.
Looking forward to the next Quartering vlog tomorrow and definitely will be listening in on Don Flurgundy while I handle business.
This is a labor of love so feel free to do whatever you want with it and reminder that if you are downloading off Odysee and it fucks up the file just retry until it works.
You won't get his flavors anywhere though. He tells Javataza to use 0.5% less blueberry flavoring, so it's actually a completely different flavor bro. He dialed it in! Though he literally never drinks coffee and is always drunk and high, so his dialing in will surely be meticulous and beneficial to the taste.
Note: I know everyone here just watched the vlog video 3 times in the past 2 days but I needed to clip it in for people who haven't seen it and for context. I cut out most of it just left in what I needed so thug it out I promise there's a ton of clips when it gets to the relevant parts to reveal the lies but you might need to sit through a few minutes of reclipped vlog to get there.
Not really much else to say as the video speaks for itself. Probably going to take a break for a while after this since I pushed back some obligations to finish it and hopefully this will spread and lead to more needed comeuppance for this smug lying scam artist.
By the way Jeremy this is what editing looks like since I know you've never seen anything like this in your 20 years on Youtube. Ver archivo adjunto 9280767
Looking forward to the next Quartering vlog tomorrow and definitely will be listening in on Don Flurgundy while I handle business.
This is a labor of love so feel free to do whatever you want with it and reminder that if you are downloading off Odysee and it fucks up the file just retry until it works.
Brad is unironically one of the best investigators in the game right now. He's been leaking quite a bit of bizarro info and discoveries he made, which people are indeed crediting and enjoying, but it's flying a little under the radar that he keeps being the source of a lot of the stuff.
You won't get his flavors anywhere though. He tells Javataza to use 0.5% less blueberry flavoring, so it's actually a completely different flavor bro. He dialed it in! Though he literally never drinks coffee and is always drunk and high, so his dialing in will surely be meticulous and beneficial to the taste.
Only "unique" flavor I can believe he has is tigger blood or how he calls it.
Because nobody in serious coffee business will just put 5 different fruit flavors in their coffee and hope for best.
No, what they are doing is bargaining. They know what the solution is (which is giving up drink entirely), and it doesn't count. The addict is fully aware of this; they know what the solution is and are avoiding taking action.
Why does it matter whether they need to give it up or not? The bible basically says that you are fully forgiven if you give up completely and repent. There are no limits to how many times you have to to try to stop. The addict is waiting until that moment that he stops assuming it will come in the future so he doesn't feel threatened with hell because he is imagining that he will stop in the future so he doesn't imagine how continuing his addiction right now. Every time he tries stopping it once, he imagines that this will be the final time that he partakes in it and asks for forgiveness and feels repented and then he unfortunately falls back into his behavior. This is what happens when your policy has absolutely no limits to this and says you will eventually be forgiven if you stop. It's why Christianity is that one religion that they love to fall back on, you do not see the same amount with Islam or Judaism.
An addict thinks he is avoiding it if he puts down the last bottle of the day. Addicts that try to stop often think that the last bottle they decided to not drink and put down instead is "avoiding" it in the future until they inevitably fall back on it. That's how addicts work. Nothing is being misunderstood. Christianity says that if you can be forgiven if you stop your behavior no matter how long you have been doing it, and repent, you go to heaven. If you opened a club that said anyone can come in even with a horrible criminal history as long as they completely disavowed their criminal history as long as they stop with no limits on how many times they can do this and how long they have been a criminal, what do you think is gonna happen? You're gonna have an endless cycle of criminals trying to get into your club by trying to "disavow" their past over and over again because you just let them come in if they genuinely disavow it and you do not limit how many times they can do this or have some kind of maximum amount of time of them being criminals that forbids them from coming in anyways if they have been a criminal long enough.
Thank you for this! Absolutely wonderful sublime felting. All of the quality of the highest grade billiard table fit for Monte Carlo. Which you know this fat bloated pill popping faggot who sits in the bone cuck chair in the corner fantasizes about whenever he blows hundreds of dollars on his shitty gambling on stake.
Unfortunately, I fully expect that what he'll do is he'll just repeatedly scream that he is more successful now than ever as he downs his fifth zyn and some more Titos. He'll claim that Javataza and Chad the roasting bull laughed with him.
Then he'll cope and whine and use the word we to pretend that he's done anything but pay for other people to do things for him again. Just like he does with his wife getting penetrated by Brandon. Just like he did with basically everything he's done in life.
Because at the end of the day he could be dying in a cardboard box and still gurgle in his final moments that he's winning.
Brad is unironically one of the best investigators in the game right now. He's been leaking quite a bit of bizarro info and discoveries he made, which people are indeed crediting and enjoying, but it's flying a little under the radar that he keeps being the source of a lot of the stuff.
Brad said on stream that the coffebrandcoffe xitter was unhinged, and I'm gonna post my findings on it soon.
He really is giving us much fresh info, his streams are also pretty good.
Holy shit. Look what Jer's libelous and defamatory statements about these liberal judges is causing! Jer's content is causing people to make murder threats against judges! Jer I highly suggest you shut your channel down immediately because by your own vlog logic you are 100% responsible for what your viewers are doing.
Speaking of which, we need a montage of all the times Jer claimed he spoke with other people and they laughed at his haters. Mainly because I want to see if we can get him to stop using that like we do weekends and oranges.
Jeremy really made the wrong move when he went into marketing and sales as a profession. He has no charisma and nobody likes him. Everyone knows marketing people suck ass and are full of shit, but they're supposed to be good with people, letting them skate by despite not really creating anything or having any productive skills. Jeremy isn't good with people, in fact, he repulses them. He needed to go into some other career. He's the kind of person that needed to master a real technical skill so that others would have no choice but to keep him around even though he's so annoying and lame. He went down the totally wrong path in life for his character. In the better timeline he's a plumber or something. We've seen he has many passions relating to that field. I'm talking about how he's fat and shit-obsessed. He even wanders the woodland paths near his home leaving dog poop bags in dispensers, unprompted, all on his own. Shit is on his mind. That should be his job. Cleaning up and disposing of shit. The call of his true self.
He's already banned from his favorite Renaissance fair, and since Hawaii is apparently investigating him for criminal fraud re: his "Kona" coffee, my money is on Suicide Brand Suicide as soon as it becomes clear that his life is irrevocably fucked and no recovery is possible. Of course, since he's nothing but a stain on humanity, he'll probably botch it, end up as a vegetable, and spend the rest of his life hooked up to life support equipment and breeding exciting new strains of antibiotic-resistant bacteria to plague mankind.
Speaking of which, we need a montage of all the times Jer claimed he spoke with other people and they laughed at his haters. Mainly because I want to see if we can get him to stop using that like we do weekends and oranges.
This current meltdown is a mirror image of the Reddit seethe when they exposed his coffee lies.
Redditors emailed Millcreek and the owner laughed. Kiwis emailed JavaTaza and the owner laughed. Redditors reported him to the government and he explained loser hater internet trolls to them then they laughed then agreed to send DEA special agents to shut down the Reddit trolls but also he scrambles to add the mandatory free entry method to make his coffee cash giveaway look like it's complying with the law. Luther Morgan reports him to the FDA and he's laughing about how stupid the trolls are and it's just a minor inconvenience but also has to rush and put stickers on his bags to appear like he's in FDA compliance. The crying about how there's nothing to see here and it's not hurting him at all but also you better stop or he'll sue you. This is the exact same shit from 4 years ago except this time the trolls will follow him to hell. Exactly what he deserves IMO. I'm just surprised Jer didn't say the FDA laughed and told him they would send a CIA swat team after Luther Morgan.
Jeremy really made the wrong move when he went into marketing and sales as a profession. He has no charisma and nobody likes him. Everyone knows marketing people suck ass and are full of shit, but they're supposed to be good with people, letting them skate by despite not really creating anything or having any productive skills. Jeremy isn't good with people, in fact, he repulses them. He needed to go into some other career. He's the kind of person that needed to master a real technical skill so that others would have no choice but to keep him around even though he's so annoying and lame. He went down the totally wrong path in life for his character. In the better timeline he's a plumber or something. We've seen he has many passions relating to that field. I'm talking about how he's fat and shit-obsessed.
Jer was always a shit marketer and a worse employee. The stories he's told about his old job he's either the wiz kid headed straight for the C-level executive role or the bumbling middle management HR nightmare. We can all sus out which of those were closer to reality. I really need to dig in my notes one day and clip that shit. I have a bunch of rainy day Jer material for if he got boring but he never stopped self-destructing long enough to dig into it and some of it touches on that. To your point though he ended up in marketing because he failed out of a STEM degree. So that path was never open to him and definitely that door is closed now since he pickled his brain and failed to develop any skills over the past 20 years. He has the personality of a computer programmer but at his IQ level internet marketing was the best he could hope for. That's the important distinction you are missing. He has a Master's degree in internet marketing, you are never supposed to actually put him in front of the clients, just stick him in a box and let him run your boomer scam call center or build the SEO website for a used car dealership. He doesn't have the physical ability required to do any trades. He can barely sit on a toilet under his own power much less get behind one to shut off the flow and when you are a plumber they don't let you take the turds home with you so he'd just get fired the first time that happened.
No sense dwelling on what could have been. At this point he's only fit to be a lolcow. I wouldn't even hire him to sweep the floor at Burger King personally. He's still in early stage 2 Jerminal decline right now but he'll be truly monetizing the haters at some point when all his audience has dwindled and he's left doing fish funerals and "spicy dances" on stream for troll donos to pay his bills. These are both actual donation goals he actually tried around this time last year he was just a little too early to convert on the hate. I feel like if he ran that back now cowtipper whales like that Vassalid guy might throw him 100 bones to see the toilet funeral for his dead $500 fish.
Oh shit, now that I'm typing that out I really want to see a vlog episode about his fish tanks. Jeremy please do a fish tank vlog. I need to know if the Milwuakee Bucks NBA fish bull ever managed to cycle the tank properly or if Jer has an empty fish 7 foot tall salt water aquarium in the middle of his house.
He's already banned from his favorite Renaissance fair, and since Hawaii is apparently investigating him for criminal fraud re: his "Kona" coffee, my money is on Suicide Brand Suicide as soon as it becomes clear that his life is irrevocably fucked and no recovery is possible. Of course, since he's nothing but a stain on humanity, he'll probably botch it, end up as a vegetable, and spend the rest of his life hooked up to life support equipment and breeding exciting new strains of antibiotic-resistant bacteria to plague mankind.
He won’t kill himself, he’s both too arrogant and too much of a pussy to do so. instead he’s going to say he’s suicidal so he can beg for money and sympathy donations. So basically pull a boogie except he isn’t nearly as entertaining
it’s interesting that he thinks he can still fool people.
A simple google search, no AI, revealed a plethora of k-cup machine manufacturers, from Starbucks-level down to a small one that you can manually make your own sealed cups at home. There are several with the automated capacity to do what he said he needed (5k boxes/mo) for under $10k. The “training” is a YouTube video on how to set it up and troubleshoot failures.
You can get a used probat roaster for like $15-20k.
Industrial grinders are on Amazon.
He COULD own his production.
As it stands, best case scenario, presuming that he does actually own the production, at minimum he is lying about it being fresh because he fulfills through Amazon. Best case that coffee sits for several days before shipping. FIFO means more like weeks or months. Folgers is probably fresher because they do more volume.
Also, the whole double-white labeling thing is very easily conceptualized. Say I have a white labeling relationship with a supplier, and you want to get into the business. I just use my existing relationship, upload your logo and shit as a new product SKU for myself, then give you an order API endpoint to submit orders to.
I bill you for the cost, plus a small percentage for myself for the trouble, and there you go. Double white labeling.
I thought of that and I am a gay retard. I’m sure there are people in here with more sophisticated takes, like even abstracting the whole thing so it looks like YOU are the actual manufacturer, even though you are just outsourcing it.
it’s interesting that he thinks he can still fool people.
A simple google search, no AI, revealed a plethora of k-cup machine manufacturers, from Starbucks-level down to a small one that you can manually make your own sealed cups at home. There are several with the automated capacity to do what he said he needed (5k boxes/mo) for under $10k. The “training” is a YouTube video on how to set it up and troubleshoot failures.
You can get a used probat roaster for like $15-20k.
Industrial grinders are on Amazon.
He COULD own his production.
As it stands, best case scenario, presuming that he does actually own the production, at minimum he is lying about it being fresh because he fulfills through Amazon. Best case that coffee sits for several days before shipping. FIFO means more like weeks or months. Folgers is probably fresher because they do more volume.
Also, the whole double-white labeling thing is very easily conceptualized. Say I have a white labeling relationship with a supplier, and you want to get into the business. I just use my existing relationship, upload your logo and shit as a new product SKU for myself, then give you an order API endpoint to submit orders to.
I bill you for the cost, plus a small percentage for myself for the trouble, and there you go. Double white labeling.
I thought of that and I am a gay retard. I’m sure there are people in here with more sophisticated takes, like even abstracting the whole thing so it looks like YOU are the actual manufacturer, even though you are just outsourcing it.
Jeremy the first day as a plumber when his boss holds up a big log to show him what they're dealing with, the huge turds constipated pill addicted mid Westerners are shitting out when it's the end of the month and they haven't got their painkiller refill yet. He was summarily fired
Yes, this is what he is exactly. This is what happens when the guy who's supposed to be behind the scenes insists on being the front man.
He could have stayed on the other side of the camera, got the lighting right for a clueless airhead like Mel, checked for lighting, gamed the SEO, and rode off into the sunset on a sleigh of cash pulled by twelve red-nosed bulls before anyone even knew who he was.
