🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Tim Pool is the guy he modeled his whole career after and who he basically sees as a God who he has been trying to get in tight with for over a decade and now he has to watch Tim have a full-on whiny crash out because the stink of Hambly's shame has permeated so far and wide. His ego must be in absolute tatters right now
jers ego will never be in tatters, that would require self reflection and shame which jer does not have. He would rather blame the trolls for the crashout or tim pool himself rather than accept that he is the problem. Why heather sticks around this obvious pathological liar and malignant narcissist is beyond me, her family has enough money to just leave this nurgling to rot away, so why hasn't she left already?

Either its a case of severe Stockholm syndrome, or the only time jer is in her life is when he's jacking off in the corner

its probably the latter, but the former is certainly a better story narratively speaking
 
He mentioned in his vlog video that CBC was soon to be on Walmart shelves, press x to doubt he's been trying to get CBC in Walmart for how many years now lmfao. They don't want that shit rotting away on their shelves.
 
This new Quartertoversy is too good to pass up so I decided to postpone the rest of my business until tomorrow to try to properly clip up the compilation that exposes Jer lying about everything from the video yesterday in one comprehensive clip. While I was working on that I found a new potential controversy brewing in the background.

Gun Twitter caught Jeremy stealing guntuber content and is alerting the victims.
Over 100k people already saw this tweet from yesterday.
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This seemingly lead to other guntubers being alerted to other stolen content. By the end of the day a short was removed from the Jeremy Hambly channel due to copyright claims from guntuber (not to be confused with gunt-tuber) .Dustin Ellerman AKA Top Shot Dustin.
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removed short:
This Is A Real Talent #music #firearms #viral #funny
Jeremy Hambly Channel, uploaded circa July 4th 2026.
Original video

I'm not really on that end of Twitter so if anyone has any updates on this lmk.

Huge shoutout to @NorwoodSeven for adding the suggested feature of tracking deleted videos to Jerminal Decline or I never would have caught this.
 
He mentioned in his vlog video that CBC was soon to be on Walmart shelves, press x to doubt he's been trying to get CBC in Walmart for how many years now lmfao. They don't want that shit rotting away on their shelves.


Closest he'll ever get to Walmart is the online marketplace. Which is what every major retailer started doing after Amazon blew up. I fucking hate going to websites and going through all the checkboxes to make sure what I'm looking for IS ACTUALLY STOCKED AT THE GODDAMN STORE AND ISN'T SOLD BY BILL AND BUD'S HOUSE OF SHIT THAT'S ACTUALLY OWNED BY A DROPSHIPPING PAJEET.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So anywho, yeah. He'll prob get on the marketplace and call it a win and say he's totally for sale at walmart now guyz I totally never said I'd actually be on the shelves are you nuts.
 
What is it with Christian grifters like this always being degenerates? At some point you have to get the memo and be upfront about your deviancy instead of hiding it and making it stronger in the process. Channel that nonchalant energy dude. "Yeah, it's porn I'm watching, no I won't give you losers the link" is what he should've said. He'd earn street cred and he'd shield himself from degeneracy accusations since everyone would already know about it. Online commentators having "ironic" abusive parasocial relationships with their viewers is nothing new.
Christianity's policy is literally you go to heaven if you "turn your life around" and "repent" with no limits on how many times you can do this before you go to heaven. A Christian will do something that is considered sinful like I guess drinking or watching porn, feel bad about it for a couple of minutes then pray for forgiveness and their sins are abolished then the cycle begins again.

When you have a policy like that, you get people like that.
 
This seemingly lead to other guntubers being alerted to other stolen content. By the end of the day a short was removed from the Jeremy Hambly channel due to copyright claims from guntuber (not to be confused with gunt-tuber) .Dustin Ellerman AKA Top Shot Dustin.
I said when he first started doing this, he would eventually clip the wrong people, and he would start getting strikes.
 
The only reason Jeremy focuses on Bearing and Camelot is because they’re the only people who admitted any fault and apologized (Mare Mail, Trash Panda). He is so desperate to play the victim since that is his perpetual state of existence.

He used that raped male act to manipulate college administrators, doctors for prescription narcotics, and his non-Pajeet YouTube Rep, all females by his account. Probably a trait he picked up conniving his mother in to enabling his lazy gluttonous behavior, presumably since that was the path of least resistance compared to his dad. It only works on women because he’s so sexless and pathetic he doesn't register as an actual man to them or himself, hence why he can only dream of being Gina Carano's cuckold, instead of a love interest. Since he knows he doesn’t have any sexual market value to discard, he starts blubbering and sobbing for pity. They assume no man would humiliate himself like this unless it were truly serious, without realizing he has no pride whatsoever to cast aside.

He is hyper-fixated on those two incidents of attrition as a potential way to extract guilt out of them, then use that for sympathy from his audience, and probably with his YouTube rep to justify all content reported for harassment & cyberbullying by him.
 
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Christianity's policy is literally you go to heaven if you "turn your life around" and "repent" with no limits on how many times you can do this before you go to heaven. A Christian will do something that is considered sinful like I guess drinking or watching porn, feel bad about it for a couple of minutes then pray for forgiveness and their sins are abolished then the cycle begins again.

When you have a policy like that, you get people like that.
Not a Christian but I feel that's a bit of a mischaracterization, I think repentance has to be earnest and the sinner has to deliberately avoid partaking in sin to enter heaven. Obviously all men sin one way or another, but god forgives those who feel a genuine sense of contrition and seek to avoid sin as much as humanly possible
 
but god forgives those who feel a genuine sense of contrition and seek to avoid sin as much as humanly possible
An addict who tries to "avoid" drinking can reason that he is already doing his best to "avoid" drinking by limiting by cutting back one bottle from his everyday use while still is drinking a lot everyday still counts as avoiding because he is still trying to resist doing it but his addiction gets the best of him.


There is no "upper limit" or standard as to what counts as avoiding enough. It's non specific and vague. That is the problem.
 
An addict who tries to "avoid" drinking can reason that he is already doing his best to "avoid" drinking by limiting by cutting back one bottle from his everyday use while still is drinking a lot everyday still counts as avoiding because he is still trying to resist doing it but his addiction gets the best of him.
No, what they are doing is bargaining. They know what the solution is (which is giving up drink entirely), and it doesn't count. The addict is fully aware of this; they know what the solution is and are avoiding taking action.
There is no "upper limit" or standard as to what counts as avoiding enough. It's non specific and vague. That is the problem.
You are not avoiding it if you are actively partaking in it regularly.

It is only vague and non-specific if you deliberately try to misunderstand what is being communicated.
 
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External Observational Analysis: Jeremy Hambly (TheQuartering) – Patterns of Alcohol and Benzodiazepine Use (~2025–2026)

The following is a pseudo-academic external look at Jeremy’s self-reinforcing cycle of heavy substance use, the resulting impaired behavior on stream, the mockery it generates, and how that feeds back into more use. This isn’t meant to excuse anything he’s done. It’s simply an attempt to highlight a major factor behind his behavior that I feel doesn’t get discussed as much as it should.

Further pharmacologically modeling this fucking retards daily pharmacopeia and it's overwhelming contribution to his mental decline. Planning to A-Log Jer's decline until he dies in his sleep of Respiratory Depression/Aspiration, or he gets clean and goes sober (lol). You can decide what you think is more likely.

Jer’s decline has picked up speed and is super visible over the last few months. The alcohol + Xanax (alprazolam) baseline has been obvious for a while, but he’s now added Oxycodone (looks like Percocet 10/325 from the timing and context, though I'm not 100% sure correct me if I'm wrong there) into the daily mix. The on stream signs are pretty consistent lately: heavy slurring, looping on the same points over and over, forgetting what he just talked about minutes earlier, and struggling with basic words or pronunciation (even more then usual). These aren’t isolated “off nights” anymore where he's abusing, they line up with someone whose central nervous system is getting hit with multiple heavy depressants on a regular basis. I'm not going to add in the massive caffeine, nicotine (through pure salts in Zyn applied buccal which... that's one way to do it Jer nice job), and the SSRI as there's not a ton to say and they are lesser players comparatively in his actual decline which is what I'm more focused on.

Pharmacologically this is a brutal combination. In a recovery setting, Jer's daily drug cocktail matched with his poor health profile is one of the most concerning and low likelihood for out-patient sobriety you can see. Once you’re already dependent it's absolutely decimating and extremely hard to break. Alprazolam (Xanax) is a short-acting, high-potency benzo. It builds tolerance and physical dependence fast, and a lot of long-term users end up in a maintenance pattern where they’re taking it daily just to feel “normal,” with bigger doses during high-stress or sleep-deprived periods (I'm guessing these are frequent nowadays). Alcohol does a lot of the same GABA-A receptor work but through slightly different mechanisms, so the two together create a strong synergistic effect on sedation, motor control, and — most dangerously — respiratory drive. Your body gets the “slow down breathing” (respiratory depression) signal from two different angles at once.

Now throw in oxycodone on top and you’ve added a third, different pathway (mu-opioid receptor agonism in the brainstem) that further suppresses respiration. This is why literally every single respectable doctors hammer the “do not mix benzos with opioids or alcohol” warning so hard. The risk isn’t just additive; it’s multiplicative for respiratory depression, unconsciousness, and the chance that if he does vomit while heavily sedated (opioids + alcohol both increase that risk), he aspirates. When you're in your mid 40s with the kind of weight we’re talking about (let's give him 350 lbs to be generous), you also have to factor in reduced respiratory reserve and likely undiagnosed or worsening sleep apnea. This drug combination for someone as fat as Jer even at therapeutic doses can lead to sudden overdose death while asleep.
Cognitively and behaviorally, Jer lines up exactly with a poly-addict on the Alcohol/Benzo/Opiate train. Short-acting benzos like alprazolam are notorious for causing anterograde amnesia and blackout type states at higher doses. Chronic heavy alcohol use adds its own neurotoxicity, especially to memory and executive function. The looping, forgetting recent conversation, and word-finding issues are classic acute intoxication signs on top of whatever cumulative wear the long-term use has already done. Once you’re dependent on this many CNS depressants, tolerance drives escalation — either higher doses of what you’re already on or adding new ones (like the oxycodone, my personal suspicion is he greatly exaggerated the knee saga to get opiates and to excuse his very clear poly-substance abuse). Stress and sleep deprivation (both constant and likely here to stay unless he completely gets offline) make it worse because the substances get used as coping tools, which then wreck sleep even more. It’s a self-reinforcing loop. We actually have seen him just take pills on stream a handful of times recently. He's escalating from just drinking to cope to (likely) doing both.

We don’t have pill counts, prescription records, or lab work, so we can’t say exactly how much is prescribed vs. supplemented illicitly. Long-term benzo users in this pattern often end up doing both once therapeutic doses stop being enough and doctors start pushing back on the alcohol/opioid mixing. Either way, the visible public impairment suggests he’s operating well above simple maintenance levels a lot of the time now.

This trajectory for someone who isn't a faggot bitch would be extremely concerning. This specific mix (alcohol + benzo + opioid) in someone his age and size is one of the higher-risk setups for an accidental fatal event. These generally come in the form of respiratory depression or aspiration during sleep. Plenty of people in similar polysubstance spirals end up there. At the same time, some folks do hit a wall and actually get help but, even then the chance of total rehabilitation is one of the lowest of any polysubstance combinations. Right now the his behavior shows clear acceleration with no signs of stabilization soon. Whether it ends in an OD or he slumps and limps along until dying of some other health issue, idk. What’s clear is that he is rapidly in decline and accelerating his abuse pattern. Every night he takes this combo at his weight, he risks not waking up the next morning and being an absolute giga retard when he does. He will continue looping, he will continue making up more and more unbelievable lies, he will continue saying more and more simple words wrong. He will continue being Jeremy Hambly, just with his retarded lolcow traits becoming more and more pronounced.


I would recommend anyone in this situation, even Jer to seek medical help and go through detox/rehabilitation, but Jer's never doin that shit unless he has a court order lol. Still though it's fascinating to see. I'll continue to update this as needed but this dude is not slowing down soon lmao.
 
This new Quartertoversy is too good to pass up so I decided to postpone the rest of my business until tomorrow to try to properly clip up the compilation that exposes Jer lying about everything from the video yesterday in one comprehensive clip. While I was working on that I found a new potential controversy brewing in the background.

Gun Twitter caught Jeremy stealing guntuber content and is alerting the victims.
Over 100k people already saw this tweet from yesterday.
Ver archivo adjunto 9278896

This seemingly lead to other guntubers being alerted to other stolen content. By the end of the day a short was removed from the Jeremy Hambly channel due to copyright claims from guntuber (not to be confused with gunt-tuber) .Dustin Ellerman AKA Top Shot Dustin.
Ver archivo adjunto 9278879

removed short:
This Is A Real Talent #music #firearms #viral #funny
Jeremy Hambly Channel, uploaded circa July 4th 2026.
Original video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGDbRtbBoB4
I'm not really on that end of Twitter so if anyone has any updates on this lmk.

Huge shoutout to @NorwoodSeven for adding the suggested feature of tracking deleted videos to Jerminal Decline or I never would have caught this.
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Jer's a high fatass faggot who's going to unravel until he dies in his sleep from a poly-substance overdose.
thanks, I just read your post in full and boy does it look really bad. Then again, we've seen some really bad drug abusers like ralph who literally turned purple on several occasions and he's somehow still kicking, so we have no real way of knowing when this bastard will finally die
 
thanks, I just read your post in full and boy does it look really bad. Then again, we've seen some really bad drug abusers like ralph who literally turned purple on several occasions and he's somehow still kicking, so we have no real way of knowing when this bastard will finally die
Dude I've looked at Ralphs stuff and idk how that guy is still alive. He has like a special dispensation monkey-claw curse where he gets to live a full life while also having to be hopelessly addicted to cocaine/benzos and (I think) alcohol.

Again I don't know Ralph's profile as much as Jer's and he is possibly sick not or something? Not surprising with the smoking and abuse and awful health. So maybe his time is up on that. He's boring as fuck though fuck that guy he's like Jer but in 5 years once he's fully given up (if Jer was somehow an even worse more insufferable person which holy shit).
 
Here is the last stream before the date you listed on CornBreadMan. I watched the first minute and he's blackout drunk and he plays Raid at the end so possibly this stream. Yeah just caught towards the end he says he's not even going to charge Raid for this stream. This is the one.
Wait a second OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS
At the very end of this stream he's so drunk he starts dry heaving and clearly vomits in his mouth a little and has to swallow it.

I'm on a late lunch break and have to go handle some business but someone clip that it's the last minute of the stream. I guarantee he logged off and immediately honked.
timestamp is 2:01:11
holy shit is it nasty, its like watching someone choke

Dude I've looked at Ralphs stuff and idk how that guy is still alive. He has like a special dispensation monkey-claw curse where he gets to live a full life while also having to be hopelessly addicted to cocaine/benzos and (I think) alcohol.

Again I don't know Ralph's profile as much as Jer's and he is possibly sick not or something? Not surprising with the smoking and abuse and awful health. So maybe his time is up on that. He's boring as fuck though fuck that guy he's like Jer but in 5 years once he's fully given up (if Jer was somehow an even worse more insufferable person which holy shit).
Alchohol is a bit of an understatement lmfao

also if you think he was boring, just wait until you find the hollers and him flexing on the alawgs in the most white trash pig way ever seen
 
Dude I've looked at Ralphs stuff and idk how that guy is still alive. He has like a special dispensation monkey-claw curse where he gets to live a full life while also having to be hopelessly addicted to cocaine/benzos and (I think) alcohol.

Again I don't know Ralph's profile as much as Jer's and he is possibly sick not or something? Not surprising with the smoking and abuse and awful health. So maybe his time is up on that. He's boring as fuck though fuck that guy he's like Jer but in 5 years once he's fully given up (if Jer was somehow an even worse more insufferable person which holy shit).
There are some guys that just have this backwards genetics that make them last far longer than they should.
 
Not a Christian but I feel that's a bit of a mischaracterization, I think repentance has to be earnest and the sinner has to deliberately avoid partaking in sin to enter heaven. Obviously all men sin one way or another, but god forgives those who feel a genuine sense of contrition and seek to avoid sin as much as humanly possible
That flawed perception does exist and Christianity does attract a lot of scum this way and tbh the religion is kind of a free for all considering how many different types of churchs there are out there.
 
Alchohol is a bit of an understatement lmfao

also if you think he was boring, just wait until you find the hollers and him flexing on the alawgs in the most white trash pig way ever seen
Oh yeah don't get me wrong I'm more speaking of Ralph recently as I've seen him. I haven't spent a bunch of time watching him and generally only know the highlights.

Anytime you're speaking of Alcohol in an abuse context, I would generally say that any level of chronic alcohol abuse makes your normal casual and even heavy but irregular drinker/partier look like they're totally different things. Anecdotally in a medical context, the worst rehabilitation case I ever saw was a person who was admitted to detox from extreme chronic alcohol + phenibut abuse. They required baclofen at super-medical doses to the point that the doctors were really concerned while also on the maximum daily dose of diazepam and crazy IV ethanol Just to stay at a level where they weren't at significant risk of seizures. It was horrible dude I'm not going to go into it but I'm just using it as a point to say out of all the insane drug combinations, it was Alcohol + Phenibut, both (currently) legal substances that ended up being the worst detox I had witnessed.

For context if curious -
Phenibut is a pharmacologically intricate drug that works on the GABA system with it's main effects coming from GABA_B agonism, subtle downstream dopamine reinforcement, and binding at the α2–δ subunit of voltage-dependent calcium channels. It also starts to have less selective use the more you take, so very high doses hit receptor sites across the GABA system, which is reminicent of how alcohol works at higher doses. Anything broadly non-selectively hitting the GABA system used daily over months will create extremely serious, possibly fatal withdrawal when discontinued


My point is that alcohol is super addictive and arguably the most medically serious drug when a person is dependent. Phenibut is somewhat niche and is also very medically serious when heavily abused, the literature is pretty bias on it because the only real cases that make it to a rehabilitation and therefore a case study are the ones where someone is heavily abusing it, many people responsibly use both drugs and both become beasts to kick when they're taken for months, years, decades in escalating doses daily. Partially because of their legality and perceived lesser ability to create dependence in many, I think this fact becomes lost on a lot of people and can end up causing real issues.
 
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