💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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3:30 - "He also turned his hand to stand up comedy."

Just now realizing that the most unrealistic part of Patrick's stand up career is that he was capable of standing up when he had 300+lbs to lift from sitting position.

I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.

Enjoy prison (and death) :tomlinson:
 
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>he also turned his hand to stand-up comedy, but this wasn't very succesful for him as he wasn't very funny
it's a simple, obvious, natural statement and yet i'm out of breath
 
I forgot all about Piggy. Not a single one of his stalker-children are enjoying prison at this moment. And yes, he's still fat.
You forgot about him because you blew your dogshit brains out of your skull, all over the wall behind you. Without a brain, who'd be able to remember even an Actual Tough Guy like Farty Tits Two-Chins?

Not you, stalker.
How come so many of his tweets about his daughter are sexual in nature or about killing people? Dude is a fucking weirdo.
His martial prowess as an undefeated combatant and his desire for those sweet, sweet SFWA bucks and connections color all his xeets, child.

How do you not know this by now? Oh yeah, because you're dead in your prison cell.
because like most women-respectors, he only sees women as sexual objects, not as actual people
While he does have a rage erection that is often brought about by women disagreeing with him even slightly, he wouldn't be caught dead getting The Faucet near female flesh ever again.

Last time that happened he was so disgusted he threatened to kill the woman and the unborn child that was proof of his actions. Then he married an androgynous human adult with no upper lip to be sure feminine features other than his sweet tits wouldn't be a factor in his life.
we're going to prison.
We're actually already there. In fact, we're all dead. We pissed everywhere before we died, too.

Serves us right for noticing an abject failure of a man got really fat and sprouted some delicious titties.
 
I read that as "Medieval English" and started imagining Patrick going at it with the trolls using Ye Olde English.

"Thou hast died engaging in this activity, Bernard. Enjoy thou thine incarceration."
"Better incarcerated than a cuckold."
"Nay, suckling child. By this manner hast thou hast committed suicide. Enjoy thou thine incarceration."
whilom, as olde stories tellen us, ther was a pric that highte Tomlinson; he waketh al the nyght and al the day, and gabbeth he "savouren prisoun, feloun"
 
Fat Rick Tomlinson is probably celebrating Father's Day right now because he's still in denial about abandoning his daughter.
 
Just like how his city gave him half a million for having cops knock on his door and check on him before going home, meanwhile thousands of niggers are being raped and killed by the police there everyday and their families get nothing. His white privilege in this fascist nation is blindingly obvious.
And this white male is allowed to threaten to rape and murder women, sometimes hundreds of times in a single day, on both BluesKKKy and Twitler.
 
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