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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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    Votos: 34 2.1%

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  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 257 16.2%

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Barsik dijo:
While he is a fucking faggot who will shit out any tweet he can to gain traction, he does genuinely believe all space travel is fake. He was tweeting how Artemis II was fake while it was happening

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He should post the real picture, a butter-fried butter biscuit seen from the far side of jack's ass.


Adamska dijo:
I get the feeling he stole this video concept from one of the people who intentionally try to rage bait by cooking shit on purpose.
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There are compilation videos on youtube of the worst tiktok (always fucking tiktok) cooking trends. Chef James Makinson, professional chef and patrician Jack a-log, did a react video. Unlike most react videos he at least makes an effort to explain wtf is going on.

Most of these "viral shitty cooking trend!!" videos are kids of wealthy parents doing stupid shit and wasting food. They make me MATI somewhat.


Aunt Carol dijo:
You know, there's a YouTube channel with a lot of beginner recipes you can cook with only one arm. Jack should check it out; it's even called How to Basic.
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There are quite a few channels about how to cook with a disability.

And none of them are named Cooking with Jack.
 
semitooth dijo:
"peepul eat salud to not eet bread, stop butting salud in bread"
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p1138 dijo:
For Fatty a sandwich is a device made of bread to convey meat, cheese, and grease into his face without needing utensils. He can't fathom why anyone would put icky vegetables in a sandwich since they are not meat or cheese, nor does he know wtf a crouton is. He probably also couldn't tell you wtf a BLT is either.
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Nigga's never heard of a pan bagnat because of course he hasn't.
 
BOLDYSPICY! dijo:
Nigga's never heard of a pan bagnat because of course he hasn't.
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I'd be surprised if he could pronounce it properly. But then even if you took it out and served it as a salade Niçoise he'd turn his nose up at it for having too many vegetables.

Remember this is what Fatty thinks is a salad:

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Only Jack could be so stupid Space is fake but he still sucks Elon off. There's a ton of people who hate Tesla Elon etc but admit SpaceX is incredible. But Lmao sucking Elon off and thinking SpaceX is fake.. that's the hottest take... by that I mean most retarded.

I remember when he first started his moon landing is fake shit, one of you lovely posters pointed my FAVORITE rebuttal. The USSR never said so. The people with the biggest reason to call it liars.

We went to the moon and it's FUCKING AWESOME. There's a long list of things if we could bring back to the dead. From King Tut, to more recent passings like Napoloen. Jefferson, Tesla (the guy not the car) etc... One of the first thing's I'd say with pride in my heart of despite how gay and retarded the world is now I'd tell them we went to the moon!!

Also aside that moon landing space travel being fake I feel is the saddest conspiry theory. Like us as a species (not jack he's some kinda of Homo Homoeatus) haven't done that.

On a happier note, Rob's videos always bring me joy. Rob you totally don't look here but if you're ever in Philly I refuse to let you pay for a cheese steak.
 
Falcon Sebben dijo:
I'd be surprised if he could pronounce it properly. But then even if you took it out and served it as a salade Niçoise he'd turn his nose up at it for having too many vegetables.

Remember this is what Fatty thinks is a salad:

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I know for a fucking fact that sauce is like 2x the calories of whatever is underneath it

I never really watched this guys videos but the AI intro song/jingle hahaha wtf this guy is so retarded
 
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SOLDIER OF WALES dijo:
I know for a fucking fact that sauce is like 2x the calories of whatever is underneath it
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As far as Fatty is concerned the salad is just a vehicle for the dressing. He wants the fat and the salt and everything else in there.

saralovesjuicyfruit dijo:
WEL-CUM 2 THA KIT-CHEN

GET READY

LET'S GO

IT'S COOKING WITH JACK

PUT ON A TAY-STY SHOW
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Well that's a fucking lie. Nothing Fatty has ever done has looked tasty or "tay-stee" as the jingle goes.

But I still miss the old opening when he was still in his old home and his stroke arm is flopping about as he's pretending to stir. The best part was the mini-stroke he seemed to have at the end of it. He'd tip his head to the side and looked super-retarded. So many people laughed at that to the point where he'd edit that part out.
 
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY SAID IT LOL. That's some fucking Ethan Ralph levels of hallarin for sure
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And then he gets immediately distracted by someone mentioning bbq ribs. But remember, Fatty has no hate in his heart whatsoever and there's some darkness behind the words of the guy in chat, definitely not Fatty's.


I too doubted @Uber driver reviewer but went and checked since I didn't think he was one to just spout off bullshit, god damn he was right lol.
 
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