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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Rage Pig dijo:
Don Guntleone and his Capos have gone to the mattresses on Discord. Soon all alogs will sleep with the fishes, Scarlett gets whacked and Metokur gets taken for a ride.
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The Don is still big mad.
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https://t.co/xYVacI2Azx is down but there are at least two more copies up on youtube, you need to be a bigger flaggot piggy.
 
Rage Pig dijo:
One side effect of cocaine use is that you can't stop talking while thinking that what you're saying is very profound and sophisticated. Since piggy is confined to his shack all alone, he can only talk to his discord dents or write tweets. This may explain why he's awake at 4am tweeting these insane takes.
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Ralph forgot to add that he went after rekieta because rekieta laughed at piggy for shitting himself LIVE ON THE KILLSTREAM
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church dijo:
From Rafaelmania

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Sounds like he may have worked himself into a shoot!

Ralph you brought all of this, and more! upon yourself. You don’t get to start wars and then hide behind antisemiti…err, your cats and Nick Rekieta when people start firing back. You’re not a victim, you’re an opportunistic predator (a scavenger, some might say!) who terrorizes women and the terminally ill while hiding in a shack in Mexico.

And your cats would literally be better off living in the wilds of Mexico than trapped in the disease incubator you call a home, with you.
 
Rage Pig dijo:
The Don is still big mad.
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https://t.co/xYVacI2Azx is down but there are at least two more copies up on youtube, you need to be a bigger flaggot piggy.
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It's okay when Ralph does it because his feelings are hurt. Mafia Mastermind Ralph had to present in his multiple system and act like a fat woman on tumblr in order to protect the rest of his headmates from negative emotions. I'm just thankful that Ralph has his fur babies to keep him company in his trash heap.
 
There's been so much talk about Ralph dying and melting into his couch that I'm reminded that Nick Rekieta told me it's perfectly legal to fly to Merida and cum on Ralph's partially eaten corpse after his cats have their way with it. Now, would I necessarily be able to achieve an erection in the presence of his smelly corpse while fending off starving cats that have developed a taste for human flesh? Probably not, but Nick Rekieta told me it's perfectly legal. How does that make you feel?
 
DSP for president 2032 dijo:
There's been so much talk about Ralph dying and melting into his couch that I'm reminded that Nick Rekieta told me it's perfectly legal to fly to Merida and cum on Ralph's partially eaten corpse after his cats have their way with it. Now, would I necessarily be able to achieve an erection in the presence of his smelly corpse while fending off starving cats that have developed a taste for human flesh? Probably not, but Nick Rekieta told me it's perfectly legal. How does that make you feel?
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Ralph can't even achieve an erection in the presence of his stinky fat body, so no way you could.
 
DSP for president 2032 dijo:
There's been so much talk about Ralph dying and melting into his couch that I'm reminded that Nick Rekieta told me it's perfectly legal to fly to Merida and cum on Ralph's partially eaten corpse after his cats have their way with it. Now, would I necessarily be able to achieve an erection in the presence of his smelly corpse while fending off starving cats that have developed a taste for human flesh? Probably not, but Nick Rekieta told me it's perfectly legal. How does that make you feel?
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Why Merida? The point of Jewsh claiming Gunt body is so he can make a shrine that every kiwi can visit and piss on Ralph grave for a small fee to keep his cheese addiction going(paykiwis enter for free!).
 
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