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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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SneakEnergy dijo:
How's Bashir doing bros? Is there still hope for us in the candy challenge?
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I have a retarded theory that Bashir hasn't been a contestant this whole time since coming back and is instead there to drive content as the "I Love Friendtank" guy. If he somehow gets through this elim, I'll be vindicated, I think.
 
Great hiding spot, Vance. No one will find the egg.
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I forgot that I really tapped out of S4 the night Rachel left because everyone else was nontent/boring and I'm glad that Freddy isn't going to be on this season.

Also comparing day 14 of S4 with day 14 of S5 and S5 clearly is just better overall.
 
So while I was making dinner I heard bashir mention that his masters is in religious study and was very coy about what his phd was or what his thesis is. I think its nonzero chance that his phd is fishtank related, which would be insanely hilarious if he was using being on the show as a basis for his thesis.
 
S.C.U.D. dijo:
Great hiding spot, Vance. No one will find the egg.
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Some have to be easy.
BingBongDingDong dijo:
So while I was making dinner I heard bashir mention that his masters is in religious study and was very coy about what his phd was or what his thesis is. I think its nonzero chance that his phd is fishtank related, which would be insanely hilarious if he was using being on the show as a basis for his thesis.
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This has been theorized.
 
BingBongDingDong dijo:
So while I was making dinner I heard bashir mention that his masters is in religious study and was very coy about what his phd was or what his thesis is. I think its nonzero chance that his phd is fishtank related, which would be insanely hilarious if he was using being on the show as a basis for his thesis.
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Aidan dijo:
This has been theorized.
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Makes the most sense, he's treating it like the Sex Raft thing every time he tries to unify the fish to friendtank it up. Could be him trying to make it a modern example.
 
BingBongDingDong dijo:
So while I was making dinner I heard bashir mention that his masters is in religious study and was very coy about what his phd was or what his thesis is. I think its nonzero chance that his phd is fishtank related, which would be insanely hilarious if he was using being on the show as a basis for his thesis.
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"A Raped Latina Threw Shit On Me - Relations With Allah And Spirituality, by Mohammed Bashir McRib Izakaya."
 
GGSurvivor dijo:
I forgot that I really tapped out of S4 the night Rachel left because everyone else was nontent/boring and I'm glad that Freddy isn't going to be on this season.

Also comparing day 14 of S4 with day 14 of S5 and S5 clearly is just better overall.
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I think one night where he's stuck in a room with Alex B and can only get alcohol if he can tard wrangle Alex into tasks would of been pretty fun.
 
Laura and Bashir are having a fight, Bashir claims Laura was stealing candy and he took her eggs, they had to separate them. The AI Easter song is playing over this. Richie copped a feel:
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Soundless webm I got off /ftl/, you can hear it anyway.

Bashir has been yelling for production to come save him like a fag. I hate when he does this. We now have a standoff:
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Now Laura is wrestling Bashir.
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Laura MOGGED.
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Vance is just standing there btw.
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Total Bashir victory.
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However, an alternate theory is this is actually a Bashir L because he's fucking around with Laura instead of collecting eggs, which will affect his candy count. We'll see how it plays out in the long run of the candy challenge.
 
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