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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Needs to include the start where he was getting offended by nigger/faggot and now he's been chuckling at some of the better offensive jokes on tts.
Needs his typing challenge:

"Dear Diary,

Emma's boyfriend is a Jew

I Love You Diary!"
 
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Blue Vimp

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I honestly think this is just hilarious.
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I really do not like the black midget stripper.
I turned it off for a while when Suze and Dumbgay came in because she's so fucking disgusting. I turned off S4 when they brought in Ricky Berwick for the same reason. I dislike body horror stuff, especially sexualized body horror like Landon's lap dance. It's one thing to be disabled and gross looking; it's forgivable, and not something one can help. It's another thing to go around purposefully using your own disability to gross people out. I heard there was shenanigans with Aryeh and Ricky's diaper in S4, and if that's true, I'm really glad I missed it.

Suze has chilled out a bit, so she's not as bad as Ricky, but I still get shudders from every closeup of her bulgy weird face, uck, erg, brrr.
 
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Bashir and James beating Twins and Landon in a physical competition.
 
I turned it off for a while when Suze and Dumbgay came in because she's so fucking disgusting. I turned off S4 when they brought in Ricky Berwick for the same reason. I dislike body horror stuff, especially sexualized body horror like Landon's lap dance. It's one thing to be disabled and gross looking; it's forgivable, and not something one can help. It's another thing to go around purposefully using your own disability to gross people out. I heard there was shenanigans with Aryeh and Ricky's diaper in S4, and if that's true, I'm really glad I missed it.

Suze has chilled out a bit, so she's not as bad as Ricky, but I still get shudders from every closeup of her bulgy weird face, uck, erg, brrr.
I agree on Ricky. He's such a disgusting freak I was completely turned off from watching whenever he was on screen an unavoidable. The black midget hasn't been nearly as bad as him though.

also, lmao
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Twins made fun of the tranny in the market
"Hes a boy? But hes got tits? That doesn't make any sense!"-Bingo
Truth from the mouths of babes.
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2 years ago or whatever this stupid discord faggot was sperging out about people making fun of trannies.
Mints is a pear-bottomed pooner looking fuck who should get a pooter (bottom surgery) so we can laugh.

Jet is setting up perhaps an Easter dinner? To me it just looks like lots of ammo for the next big siege.
First team to eat eight pounds of ham with glasses of whisky chasers? That's a classic Easter X Icky Pukers setup. Also, Bashir can't eat any even if he wants to because Islam, or something.
 
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I agree on Ricky. He's such a disgusting freak I was completely turned off from watching whenever he was on screen an unavoidable. The black midget hasn't been nearly as bad as him though.
The Ricky stuff turned my stomach. Hearing his knobby callaoused backwards skinwalker knees clacking against the hard floor while Aryeh was trying to grab his dick through a soiled diaper. Too much for me too.
 
Ricky was legitimately grimdark - made much darker by his relationship with Aryeh. Legit dark web evil vibes.

Suzie is just normal IP2 freakshow stuff.
 
What is with the fishtank wiggers and their gay crushes?
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The worst thing Alex Stein has done is dumbgay. He hyped him so much during season 2 and dumbgay has been nothing but a parasite since.
Dumbgay without weed being a menace to Trish was great. Once he got weed he was useless, and has been ever since.
 
the only redeemable thing about Ricky was him getting scared and dropping his persona when drunk Freddy started pressing him for being a pervert to the girls.
Trying to find this again and stumbled upon the old archive of day 13 and I didn't know that Freddy called out Aryeh for his RW political views

Edit: What's this about Aryeh's relationship with Ricky? Isn't it just that he liked the latter or whatever, or was there something darker post-season?
 
Trying to find this again and stumbled upon the old archive of day 13 and I didn't know that Freddy called out Aryeh for his RW political views

Edit: What's this about Aryeh's relationship with Ricky? Isn't it just that he liked the latter or whatever, or was there something darker post-season?
My screeenshot says "YOU ARE SO FUCKING DISABLED, DUDE" was June 25th so that should help you find it

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