I dunno man! His sinuses have always had issues, and he rants like a cokehead on a regular basis.
(Like fuck... Just take some of his prestreams. The man just goes on and on, starts ranting about something for a while and then switches instantly back to “Salesman Phil” for another 5-10 minutes.)
Cocaine can also induce paranoia, mind you.
What if Phil wasn’t the kind of cokehead who has to hit the pavement for resupplies every couple of days, but have a high end hook up?
You know, the kind of connect who’s usually a white dude who arrives at your place impeccably dressed or decked out as a bicycle messenger once or twice a week. Two envelopes are exchanged, “See you next week, have a good one!”
This is Seattle after all. Lots of Tech guys with too much cash and stressful, long working hours. There’s plenty of drug abuse in IT, but not through the “regular channels”.
I think that’s my new favorite Phil theory. It’s a helluva lot more interesting than “Phil is a five figure Gacha whale”.