DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If I talked to my parents the way DSP talked about them, I'd get a smack and be grounded. Which is what should've happened to Phil. Truth be told, my parents made mistakes (we all do), but they did what they knew was best, and didn't spoil me with toys, and taught me the value of money.

Which again, is probably something Phil's parents never did with him.

Pretty sure Phil's parents just wanted him out of the house and had a countdown clock in their room. They sent him off to college to get his D+ in business classes and got him a basic job that could afford a condo so they could limit their interactions with him

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

View count is sub-200. The chat has slowed to a crawl. His audience is bored out of their skulls with Phil playing Psychonauts.
But hey, the whales helped him get to $100, so he's in a good mood. That's what matters, right Phil?

 

[garrybkk]

the whales helped him get to $100

No need to use plural.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Phil is leaving Khet for a video game dude. Whats the opposite of a waifu?

Fubuki

 

[But I Digress]

https://youtu.be/PzmTmyr932o

Best shit I seen all week lmaooo

Phil watched Dawson's Creek. That's fucking hilarious

 

[Iron Hamster]

If I talked to my parents the way DSP talked about them, I'd get a smack and be grounded. Which is what should've happened to Phil. Truth be told, my parents made mistakes (we all do), but they did what they knew was best, and didn't spoil me with toys, and taught me the value of money.

Which again, is probably something Phil's parents never did with him.

lol that you believe him.

 

[Alt+F4]

Phil - "Sometimes things don't work like they should." The condom broke and now Kat is getting an abortion.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil - "Sometimes things don't work like they should." The condom broke and now Kat is getting an abortion.

The only way that's possible is if Phil's only involvement in the event is expressing frustration.

 

[Space Cooter]

Every once in a while it hits me anew that Phil is a real person. He's not an amazing character conceived by a literary genius.

There are many cows on this site that are streamers. There are many cows on this site that are more ha-ha funny than Phil. Most of the cows here are waaaaay worse humans than Phil... But there is noone who is that perfect mix of mundane and ridiculous. Possibly the most boring man in the world who, through the sheer forces of autism and denial, is able to be so consistently hilarious, incorrigible, and unlikeable.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil - "Sometimes things don't work like they should." The condom broke and now Kat is getting an abortion.

"Fucking bugged condom mechanics, dood! Stupid fuckin' Trojan! The people who made this condom are fuckin' retards! ACK ACK ACK"

 

[Fragarach]

Chat's been talking about food for the past like 10 minutes. Nobody gives a shit about this stream.

 

[UaineRunei]

Not gonna lie, this stream is probably the most boring shit I've ever watched. And it's still 40 minutes left... Jesus Christ.

Chat's been talking about food for the past like 10 minutes. Nobody gives a shit about this stream.

We on DDM are just talking to each other, barely saying anything about the stream. I've been spamming Perry Caravello's memes for the last 15 minutes.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Chat's been talking about food for the past like 10 minutes. Nobody gives a shit about this stream.

There is never anything interesting to talk about. All the interesting shit to talk about in a DSP livestream gets banned by him or a mod

 

[fuckshitsnake]

There is never anything interesting to talk about. All the interesting shit to talk about in a DSP livestream gets banned by him or a mod

I don't know, usually it's the typical braindead flatline that is his streams in entirety, sure, but lately there's been a larger frequency in streams that give us gold dust. He lashes out so much more often about the most inane shit lately and it's been fucking hilarious.

Pigroach is sweating harder than he ever has before these days and it shows. He can silence everything around him but he can't silence here, and since he can't help but read here religiously and then bitch about what we post on a regular basis lately, there'll always be more opportunities for more gold dust.

Keep opening those wallets, whales, it's gonna be a delight watching him suffer as the last embers of his failing career sputter weakly, and I want as much gold dust as I can get before they finally go out.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Not gonna lie, this stream is probably the most boring shit I've ever watched. And it's still 40 minutes left... Jesus Christ.


We on DDM are just talking to each other, barely saying anything about the stream. I've been spamming Perry Caravello's memes for the last 15 minutes.

Spoiler

12/12/21, Perry

Ya, Gout streams are mostly about chatting with others. Sometimes, I have to mute the streams once the phlegm or lawnmower sounds get blasted but ya.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

There is never anything interesting to talk about. All the interesting shit to talk about in a DSP livestream gets banned by him or a mod

The only thing that still matters about DSP streams is Tips Goal salt. Phil cultivated it to be that way himself, and while it's paid off for him (pun not intended) with huge donations, getting people to care about him...not so much

 

[Private Joker]

He's still getting, what, over a thousand dollars a week? This is new levels of retardation. He's at $120 right now. He is so fucking BORING. I'm not kidding, I was checking the restream on DarkDave's channel and I damn near fell asleep... in 104 degree September heat.

 

[actually]

He's still getting, what, over a thousand dollars a week? This is new levels of retardation. He's at $120 right now. He is so fucking BORING. I'm not kidding, I was checking the restream on DarkDave's channel and I damn near fell asleep... in 104 degree September heat.

Assume $100 a stream, 2 streams a day, 6 days a week. $200 x 6 = $1200 just in tips. He clears more than that on a fairly regular basis, and that doesn't include patreon, youtube ad money, superchats, or memberships.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Oh goodie an almost end of the stream rant about He who must not be named. Yea we get it Phil it's a sock. I would make the argument that the wearer also owns the Oroturtle sock. Only a total twat would come in drop a $58 tip then $20 and a last minute $50 tip and not leave a message. Please keep wasting your money on Phil's gotcha pulls.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Oh goodie an almost end of the stream rant about He who must not be named. Yea we get it Phil it's a sock. I would make the argument that the wearer also owns the Oroturtle sock. Only a total twat would come in drop a $58 tip then $20 and a last minute $50 tip and not leave a message. Please keep wasting your money on Phil's gotcha pulls.

Throw money at Dave during the night, detract on the farms by day.

Our own Batman, if Batman smoked crack and huffed glue.