🎨 Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton - "Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated

Yeah, Ben obviously cares about the well-being of a bunch of sandniggers on the other side of the planet. And what about America first? He clearly is happy to waste another trillion Dollars on a retarded war.

Fuck you, Ben.
WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA AND THE TROOPS?! YOU TERRORIST SYMPATHIZING CLOSET MUSLIM!

Sorry about that, had a Bush presidency flashback. Those things are a bitch.
 
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HAPPY LANDINGS!​

Joe Biden continues to lose his grip on an ill-gotten office. He needs to be impeached. He needs to be removed via the 25th Amendment. He needs to arrested. Maybe all three.

Less than a year into his regime, Joe’s cognitive state continues to show a precipitous decline. He is often lost and confused. He cannot field questions. He’s frequently and inexplicably angry or whispering. He displays all the characteristics of someone suffering from dementia. The problem is, cackling Kamala Harris would present a horrific replacement.

Ideally President Trump will be rightfully restored to office. The election was stolen from him. It’s time for Joe to exit stage left before he commits more terrible blunders such as the one we just saw in Afghanistan.

Hey Hey! Ho Ho! Sleepy Joe has got to go!

—Ben Garrison

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Your Beard Looks Fabulous!

President Trump was banned from all social media platforms. Think about it, the most powerful man, the President of the United States was banned and his first amendment rights were taken away. In January, tens of thousands of Trump supporters were purged from Twitter with no warning, including our 300k account @grrrgraphics. The reason they gave us for permanently suspending our account was “spam” which is totally ridiculous.

Tells you everything!

News broke of Twitter banning elected Afghan officials and letting extremist Taliban regime accounts remain.

Jack Dorsey is an anti-American disgrace for blatantly censoring and suspending Americans on Twitter while he lets the terrorist Taliban keep their accounts. Now Jack has added the “misleading tweet” feature where if you don’t like a tweet you can easily report it as “misleading information.” This is the way they will censor even more people.

Except for the Taliban!

Beards of a feather flock together!

Tina

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GOOGLE LEAKS- THE TRUTH COMES OUT​

Kent Heckenlively is a human dynamo. He’s a middle school science teacher, a family man, and a heroic truth teller. He’s also an excellent, prolific, and successful writer who has penned many best-selling books. He teamed up with Zach Vorhies, a former employee of Google, to help him reveal the truth in their latest book, “Google Leaks, A Whistleblower’s Exposé of Big Tech Censorship.”

Zach personally witnessed Google’s turn to the dark side. Determined to stop Donald Trump, Google’s began suppressing free speech. They preferred communist totalitarianism, Chinese style.

Vorhies revealed how Google was doing it, thus sacrificing his career and risking future success. This is the price heroes pay for telling the truth, and it’s something we must all do eventually if we want to preserve our freedom.


ORDER YOUR BOOK HERE!

— BEN GARRISON

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MEDICAL TYRANNY DOWN UNDER TINA TOON​

What happened to Australia and New Zealand? It started when guns were taken from the people. Now freedom and human rights are being taken away.

It’s a short hop to tyranny.

Australia has turned into an authoritative police state that is “hopping” and trampling over the people’s rights. With covid emergency powers in place, an oppressive government can take away your freedom and censor your speech in the name of “safety.”

In Sydney the covid brownshirts raided a church where 60 people were attending a sermon. Tens of thousands of dollars in fines were handed out and the church service was broken up.

Sydney is being crushed under the jackboot of tyranny with a curfew as of Monday, as well as additional restrictions to limit everyone’s movement.

You can not leave your home. You can’t not go to church. You can not criticize the government.

Australia, what have you become?


What happened to the land down under?

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder

Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said:
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, ye-aah

men at work

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

RISE UP AUSTRALIA! LET US HEAR THE THUNDER!

We are all Australian now!

Tina
And yes, they actually put the song in there. That was not me.
 
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Look here, I've been in Afghanistan as a journalist since the siege of Sangin. I've seen the deepest depraved depths of humanity, regardless of sides and allegiances. Heroin addled 7 yr old orphans, more eager to detonate themselves and achieve martyrdom than my son was to get the training wheels off his bicycle. A freshly widowed mother, violated within an inch of her life while her shrieking toddler ineffectually pummeled her assailant's legs. There are countless more, unthinkable atrocities and horrors I've witnessed. Once, they were permanently etched into my mind. Nowadays. I can't even remember most of them. After surviving my ordeal with Ben "The Horror of Helmand" Garrison, they all seem like scenes from Paw Patrol to me.

I was finally able to flee the country during the perfect chaos that was the fall of Kabul. I am not afraid that Ben will come after me for this. Ben is far too proud of his accomplishments to try and silence anybody. In fact, this is likely the only reason he's authorized my continued existence. Besides, the sweet release of death would be a welcome relief after all he forced me to bare witness to. You see, whether you're comfortable with this fact or not, there is a human soul buried somewhere in every war criminal. Every rapist, every serial killer, every genocidal tyrant. Even Hitler. We pretend they lack some basic ingredient of humanity, perhaps so we can sleep better at night. However, the brutal reality is that all of these actions and impulses are as deeply coded into our nature as fucking, eating, and breathing. Look at the jailers of Abu Ghraib. I'm betting they resemble your coworkers, friends, and family members a lot more than the typical caricature of a psychopath with no regard for humanity.

Even the worst of war criminals will normally have a loving family they go home to, who could never picture them doing the things they did. War criminals do what they do for a state or some movement as well, and when that entity's goal is achieved they return to a normal life if possible. Not "Fat skewers for khat chewers" Ben. Mossad (unwittingly or not) unleashed some kind of ancient Aryan hellfire on the earth when they recruited Ben and sent him to the front lines. Immediately upon arrival, he crucified his Israeli handlers and revealed his only true goal: Inflicting as much anguish, agony and suffering on non Aryans as his extraordinarily powerful Nordic physique and abilities would allow him. It didn't matter whether you were NATO or Wahhabi to Ben. He would disembowel you if you weren't white, or if you planned to help brown people. One time he forced me to witness the slow, sadistic slaughter of 100 Australians he'd (single handedly) captured, simply because they were ordered to prevent a Taliban raid on a rural village. Then, when the terrorists had their fill, he returned and had them decimated; leaving every tenth man alive in hopes they would regroup and torment more civilians. This was unusually merciful of Ben, mind you.

I only tell you all of this in the hopes that you will not take me lightly when I tell you that I do not believe Ben Garrison is a human being. In my profession, you get an intimate understanding of everything humans are capable of. Your ideas of good and evil you build up during your formative years are shattered. You see humanity for what it is at a biological level, and if you'd seen what I have, you would know in the pit of your stomach that Ben Garrison is of different stock. I can't tell you how or why, I don't know if he's an alien, the next stage in caucasoid evolution, or something else entirely. I can however tell you with absolute certainty that Ben's abilities are extra human, and his only allegiance is the Aryan race. The wholesale slaughter and devastation he is mentally and physically capable of are the things of apocalyptic legends and cosmic horror. Well outside the range of mere homo sapiens capabilities.

I will never forget the day I first chanced upon him. I was traveling with a convoy of Americans, chronicling their efforts to rid the countryside roads of IEDs. It was shaping up to be a pretty boring story, when out of absolute nowhere there was a deafening dissonant blast of brass horns that lasted about 5 minutes. The convoy had stopped and was assessing the situation when the horns abruptly ceased, and an even louder thundering voice echoed throughout the valley; "WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE, IS RIGHTEOUSLY THE FATE OF ALL THE NIGGERS OF THE EARTH, AND ALL WHITES WHO BETRAY THE WILL OF WODAN!!!!" The last thing I remember is a blinding light, and the feeling of a tremendous collision. Thankfully his initial attack rendered me unconscious, for if I had witnessed what he did next I would be a muttering lunatic in some third world mental asylum.

I awoke to an entirely different landscape. Where there once had been a winding dirt road along the edge of a verdant plateau, there was now a vast, charred crater with zero evidence there'd ever been a living thing there. Then, I saw what had happened to everyone but me. A chariot approached. I could see that the draft animals drawing it forward were human, or at least were at one point. Whether it was surgically or otherwise, I could see that their bodies had been grotesquely augmented into some approximation of a bull or goat; complete with snouts, hooves, and sickening bone "horns" protruding from their heads. As it drew closer, I could see the features of the chariot itself. It had been entirely constructed of human organic material. Notably, the bone spoked wheels were upholstered by a patchwork of dark skinned faces. Their expressions forever portraying the abject celestial terror they felt as they died. The chariot slowed to a halt before me. The driver was a middle aged man wearing sunglasses, and a modern insurgent or operator's panoply. His cold authoritative expression all at once twisted into a big grin.

Then, with a slight Alberta or Montana farm boy's drawl, he spoke to me. "You the hack journalist these boys were cartin' around?" he emphasized his disdain when he pronounced "journalist". I managed to nod my head. He broke into a hearty guffaw, taking some time to regain his composure. "It's a good thing you're white, cause BOY HAVE I GOT A SCOOP FOR YOU!" he laughed again for another 30 seconds as I lost control of my bodily functions. "Ya see, I'm a reporter of sorts myself." He continued, "I'm out here doin' what you're doin', gettin' material for my cartoons!" I responded with flabbergasted silence. His grin faded and his brow furrowed. "I need someone to steer the chariot so I can throw my javelins into sand niggers and jew's heads. Can you handle that?" I nodded my head again, and before he could continue I found the courage to stammer out "Who are you?"

He lit a fine cigar and took a deep drag. "I am the one man bronze age collapse. I was the fall of Minoan Crete. I was the destruction and replacement of the Indus valley niggers. I am the "peoples of the sea" spoken of by the river niggers of Egypt, and I was their downfall as well. I was the Babylonian captivity. I murdered Darius III for being a nigger, then I murdered Alexander for being a nigger lover. When they tried to bring the ark of the covenant to the niggers in Ethiopia, I took it for myself so I could wipe my ass with the ten commandments. Then I scratched out Moses's ugly Hebrew scrawl and wrote "The queen of Sheba is a sheboon." That's when I decided I wanted to be a political cartoonist, and that's what I am. Now are you gonna steer this thing or what?"
 
Not good, but I like it. It's simple but it's eye grabbing.
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Ben "No cock like horse cock" Garrison is officially #horsepilled
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He's regurgitating some research and has copied somebody's homework.
Covid fear monger NBC News recently called Ivermectin a “horse drug,” which is like calling amoxicillin “moldy fruit.”

Why is Big Pharma, the CDC, the FDA, and the AMA so desperately trying to suppress Ivermectin, a drug that has been around for 40 years? It has been proven safe for humans in many peer reviewed trials. Why is the Tokyo Medical Association announcing publicly that it is recommending that all doctors in Japan begin treating covid patients with Ivermectin? This happened after they witnessed the amazing effect that Ivermectin has had on covid patients in Africa and India.

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Third world people coming to the US are prescribed Ivermectin even if they are not sick to kill any parasites they might have.

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Could they be trying to discredit Ivermectin as a “horse drug” in order to stop people from using it?

Could Ivermectin and HCQ stop covid right in its tracks? That would rain on Big Pharma’s fear parade wouldn’t it? People are smart. They get it. If the vaccines did what they are supposed to do, there would be lines out the door with people wanting to get their shot. But that’s not the case and people know something is not right about the vaccine, which is really not a vaccine but rather an experimental biologic substance that prompts cells to produce spike proteins.

Joe Rogan caught covid and was cured within three days by a regimen of drugs that included Ivermectin and Z paks. The vaccine cult was livid with Rogan for daring to use a “horse drug” instead of the “Fauci Ouchie.”

The government and CDC are making it difficult for people to acquire the very low-priced Ivermectin. Doctors are being threatened for prescribing it. Still, people have figured it out and discovered that horse paste has 1.87% of Ivermectin and is safe for human consumption. My vet confirmed that anything your horse can take is safe for humans. The dosage is by weight. Therefore, a 200-pound human would ingest much less than a 1,200 pound horse.

They don’t want you cured, they want you dead. Otherwise they would welcome every possible treatment to fight the CCP Flu and save lives.

Now Tractor Supply stores in some areas want you to prove you have a horse by showing a photo of you and your equine before you can purchase horse paste. All I want to know is, does a photo taken with AOC count?

We are not giving medical advice. Please consult with your own physician or vet if you feel you would like to try Ivermectin.

More on Ivermectin for your equine at Barnhart.
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HONK HONK! BIDEN IS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL WHILE “HEELS UP” HARRIS KEEPS THE BACKSEAT WARM

We know Sleepy Joe Biden’s regime is in power because the presidential election was stolen. Joe is illegitimate. He’s also corrupt and habitual liar, a sexual predator, a pedophile, and a demented crook. His crack-addicted son raked in graft while his dad, the ‘big man,’ profited.

Biden immediately began dismantling President Trump’s accomplishments. He ended the Keystone Pipeline and our energy independence. He allowed our southern border to become a wide open thoroughfare for millions of illegal aliens—and many of them are criminals. Biden denounced nationalism and praised globalism. He praised athletes taking knees at sporting events. He signed us back on to the Paris Accord climate bunk. He returned to Obama’s love for transexuals and encouraged boys to compete in girls sports as make believe females. Biden and his Democrat party in Congress are spending incredible amounts of money for pork and the destruction of America.

During his run for president, Biden had a lot of support from the communist Chinese and now we know why. Joe is a traitor. He hates our country. He has humiliated America and handed Afghanistan over to the Chinese. They will get to harvest the vast mineral resources there along with our military technology left behind. Biden ignored Trump’s sound plan for withdrawal and brought about the biggest disaster in America’s foreign policy history. He allowed billions of dollars in war equipment to go to the enemy, the Taliban. He has all but abandoned American still trapped there. Our Afghani allies left behind will be killed by the Taliban.


China Joe pronounces the word “TAL-EE-BAN,” which to me sounds Jamaican. It made me think of an old Harry Belafonte song, “The Banana Boat Song.” Here is that song. I changed it up a bit to match Biden’s pathetic strategy to get remaining Americans out of a country he so easily abandoned to our enemies.

Day-o, Afghanistan-ay ay oh!
Taleeban come and we wan’ go home
Day! me say day, me say day, me say day, me say Afghanistan-ay ay oh!
Taleeban come and we wan’ go home

Work all night eating ice cream cone
Taleeban come and we wan’ go home
Eat banana pudding ’til the mornin’ come
Taleeban come and we wan’ go home

Please, mister Taleeban, let us go home!
Taleeban come and we wan’ go home
Please, mister Taleeban, let us go home!
Taleeban come and we wan’ go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot in mouth!
Taleeban come and we wan’ go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot in mouth!
Taleeban come and we wan’ go home

Day-o, Afghanistan-ay ay oh!


— Ben Garrison

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BIDEN’S BLOODY BLAME BUCK​

Joe Biden claims the buck stops with him, but he’d rather pin the blame on circumstances, the Afghan people, and especially President Trump.

Biden now has blood on his hands. His blundering has caused the death of many. He has disgraced our nation. He has left billions of dollars worth of military equipment to our enemies and now he has provided the Taliban with a list of Americans he intends to leave behind. Biden is a traitor. Not only should he resign in disgrace, he needs to face a military tribunal.

Oops..The internet never forgets…

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The buck should never have been passed to Joe because he’s a counterfeit president.

— Ben Garrison

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WITH “FRIENDS” LIKE THESE…​

If Sleepy Joe Biden is cognitively challenged, has dementia, or is otherwise too old for the job, he needs to be removed. If Joe is making the major gaffes intentionally, then he’s a traitor and needs to be removed.

I think it’s a combination of both—Biden is both demented and a traitor.

Traitor Joe seems to be doing the bidding of China. Joe opened our borders to whomever wants to wander in—and who knows how many gang members and terrorists are already in America just waiting to wreak havoc. Joe has weakened our military with the destructive ‘wokeism’ as well as insisting that all troops receive unsafe and ineffective injections for the virus.

Joe turned over billions of military equipment to the Taliban and even groveled to them. Joe has backstabbed Afghans who have helped us as well as the rest of our allies. Joe is intentionally destroying America’s reputation. Such weakness benefits China. Biden is encouraging more attacks against us.

The Chinese communists must see this as an opportune time to attack Taiwan, and backstabber Joe might even help, rather than hinder such an invasion.

— Ben Garrison

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WE MUST WALK THOUGH THE DARKNESS BEFORE WE SEE THE LIGHT

Left to Right: Gavin Newsom, about to be ex California Governor, Nancy Pelosi, Queen of Congress, Gladys Berejiklian, Premier of New South Wales Australia, Joe Biden, Resident of the United States, Macron, Prime Minister of France, AOC Princess of Hee-Haw, Jacinda Ardern, Prime Minister of New Zealand, Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada

It’s dark and gloomy because too many totalitarian-minded tyrannical politicians are having a field day telling the western world what to do. They’ve replace our freedoms with what I call ‘safetyism.’ All it takes is a handful of covid cases for the politicians to lock up and terrorize millions of citizens. It’s as if we have our own Taliban threatening us with force and violence if we do not agree with them.
Australia is getting the worst treatment, but New Zealand is suffering, too. Trudeau in Canada and Macron in France are getting their jollies by mandating vaccine passports. The evil-minded in America such as Biden, Pelosi, and her nephew—California Governor Gavin Newsom–want the same. (Newsom is sometimes referred to as ‘Hairdo.’)

Fear is used by politicians as a tool and weapon to aggrandize their power and authority over us. The flames of fear are continually fanned into conflagrations in the minds of the sheep who will then do anything to thwart that fear–including wearing masks, agreeing to getting tracked and spied upon as well as taking endless injections of poison.
How do we stop these dark forces? Voting may not be the answer. The Democrats stole our presidential election and the same means can be used to keep Newsom from being recalled.

No matter what happens, we should not participate in our own demise. Do not take their poisonous jabs.

RESIST!

— Ben Garrison
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Covid fear monger NBC News recently called Ivermectin a “horse drug,” which is like calling amoxicillin “moldy fruit.”

Why is Big Pharma, the CDC, the FDA, and the AMA so desperately trying to suppress Ivermectin, a drug that has been around for 40 years? It has been proven safe for humans in many peer reviewed trials. Why is the Tokyo Medical Association announcing publicly that it is recommending that all doctors in Japan begin treating covid patients with Ivermectin? This happened after they witnessed the amazing effect that Ivermectin has had on covid patients in Africa and India.

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Third world people coming to the US are prescribed Ivermectin even if they are not sick to kill any parasites they might have.

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Could they be trying to discredit Ivermectin as a “horse drug” in order to stop people from using it?

Could Ivermectin and HCQ stop covid right in its tracks? That would rain on Big Pharma’s fear parade wouldn’t it? People are smart. They get it. If the vaccines did what they are supposed to do, there would be lines out the door with people wanting to get their shot. But that’s not the case and people know something is not right about the vaccine, which is really not a vaccine but rather an experimental biologic substance that prompts cells to produce spike proteins.

Joe Rogan caught covid and was cured within three days by a regimen of drugs that included Ivermectin and Z paks. The vaccine cult was livid with Rogan for daring to use a “horse drug” instead of the “Fauci Ouchie.”

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The government and CDC are making it difficult for people to acquire the very low-priced Ivermectin. Doctors are being threatened for prescribing it. Still, people have figured it out and discovered that horse paste has 1.87% of Ivermectin and is safe for human consumption. My vet confirmed that anything your horse can take is safe for humans. The dosage is by weight. Therefore, a 200-pound human would ingest much less than a 1,200 pound horse.

They don’t want you cured, they want you dead. Otherwise they would welcome every possible treatment to fight the CCP Flu and save lives.

Now Tractor Supply stores in some areas want you to prove you have a horse by showing a photo of you and your equine before you can purchase horse paste. All I want to know is, does a photo taken with AOC count?

We are not giving medical advice. Please consult with your own physician or vet if you feel you would like to try Ivermectin.

More on Ivermectin for your equine at Barnhart.

TO THE EXPERIMENTAL FAUCI FUNDED VACCINE, WE SAY “NEIGH!”

–GrrrTeam
 
I thought big tough republicans hated our “lazy” allies. Now Ben wants us to support Taiwan? There are people on this site who adamantly chickenshit about defending Taiwan but now it’s patriotic and the right thing to do?
#notourwar “Our troops should only be used in America’s defense”=people who don’t understand what it means to be a global superpower. But I guess joe is stupid for not doing what Ben wants.
 
I thought big tough republicans hated our “lazy” allies. Now Ben wants us to support Taiwan? There are people on this site who adamantly chickenshit about defending Taiwan but now it’s patriotic and the right thing to do?
#notourwar “Our troops should only be used in America’s defense”=people who don’t understand what it means to be a global superpower. But I guess joe is stupid for not doing what Ben wants.
The idea is that not supporting them would mean China would be able to move forward in their plans to take over the world and have everything be under the banner of the CCP with every country they can't invade with their military being run by their puppets, including the US, especially if you consider Communist China the closest thing we have to a modern day Nazi Germany, which some have actually brought up.
 
The idea is that not supporting them would mean China would be able to move forward in their plans to take over the world and have everything be under the banner of the CCP with every country they can't invade with their military being run by their puppets, including the US, especially if you consider Communist China the closest thing we have to a modern day Nazi Germany, which some have actually brought up.
Lol.
 
I thought big tough republicans hated our “lazy” allies. Now Ben wants us to support Taiwan? There are people on this site who adamantly chickenshit about defending Taiwan but now it’s patriotic and the right thing to do?
#notourwar “Our troops should only be used in America’s defense”=people who don’t understand what it means to be a global superpower. But I guess joe is stupid for not doing what Ben wants.
We should get in a nuclear war over Taiwan. Not because I give a shit about Taiwan, it's just time for one. I want to see mushroom clouds out my fucking window.
 
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