09/23/2015 - CRUCIAL DANGER! Phil Threatens Suicide

[Smutley]

 

[Randy Lahey]

See ya tomorrow, Phil.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

phil pls
ur weight
u must lie about it 1 more tiem

(Seriously, it would be a goddamn miracle if he actually went through with this.)

 

[Peace and Harmony]

gl hf

 

[Null]

It has been 0 days, 0 hours, 1 minute, 57 seconds since ADF last threatened to kill himself.

 

[KatsuKitty]

>It has been 29 days, 3 hours, 17 minutes, 47 seconds since ADF last threatened to kill himself.

Almost made it a month.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I wouldn't be surprised if Phil threatened suicide more than he changed his underwear at this point.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Didn't he threaten to kill himself yesterday because someone unfriended him or something?

 

[Smutley]

Didn't he threaten to kill himself yesterday because someone unfriended him or something?

No he threatened to threaten killing himself over it.

It looks like his threat was serious

 

[Hat]

He's so casual about it. It's just, "Screw this, I'm killing myself."

 

[Randy Lahey]

Didn't he threaten to kill himself yesterday because someone unfriended him or something?

No he threatened to threaten to kill himself.

Edit: Ninja'd by @Smutley

 

[Hyperion]

DO IT PHILLIP

He's so casual about it. It's just, "Screw this, I'm killing myself."

threatening suicide is so routine for him that its lost any meaning for him haha

 

[Optimus Prime]

"white transwomen"

Because you aren't, fatty?

 

[Kusottare]

do a flip

 

[AN/ALR56]

Preparations are being made at Rio de Janeiro and mexico city for a large commemoration if this is confirmed.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Here we go again! We're rooting for you, Phil! You can do it!

 

[Stress Sigh]

Reminds of Phil so much.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

We will be the only ones to mourn the loss of this cow.

 

[VLAD]

Seventh time's the charm!

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Well we were getting overdue for another one anyways. At least Phil is if anything, fairly consistent in his stupidity.