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Cistern Rumbler dijo:
DSP's rant about Twitch had so many 'zero self-awareness' moments, but this one was too perfect not to edit out "Twitch" and edit in his own name.

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I'm the hypocrite. Me! Ree!
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My favorite non binary content creator DarksyDePhil

my favorite part of the current arc is how much the mask has come off with his shrinking audience, this dude used to be so tight lipped and fake about sub goals, he knew they were always saved and inflated by whales, but he would rarely talk about it, just smile and nod when they did it while pretending he’s getting the organic growth.

now we’re just mask off and his membership goal is so fucking low, and I’m convinced he’s sacrificing chickens in his spare time to get the YouTube gods to implement membership gifting
 
My man went full Bozo after that $70. Christ he’s so transparent…it’s actually sad. I’m fully on board with the desperation at this point…that $70 changed him within minutes. He’s such a dancing monkey now.
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink dijo:
My favorite non binary content creator DarksyDePhil

my favorite part of the current arc is how much the mask has come off with his shrinking audience, this dude used to be so tight lipped and fake about sub goals, he knew they were always saved and inflated by whales, but he would rarely talk about it, just smile and nod when they did it while pretending he’s getting the organic growth.

now we’re just mask off and his membership goal is so fucking low, and I’m convinced he’s sacrificing chickens in his spare time to get the YouTube gods to implement membership gifting
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You mean pigroach luck is back by satanism and not just random d20 dice rolls?
 
I just miss the slick used car salesman who took a little pride in his hustle. The no gifting on the Tube has really taken the shine off. I mean this is real deal Phil we’re seeing…230ish subs. Rants for 30 minutes about about a marathon goal he still couldn’t hit after lowering it twice. Didn’t he literally need like 3-4 subs in a stream to hit it?
 
00R-Gundam dijo:
Can someone explain why he switched the goals paywalls? how does that improve things in any capacity. Is there some 5d chess valedictorian tomfuckery going on ?
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This is just a guess, but I think Phil genuinely likes the hats. He only embraced the vest streak originally because it was making him money. It wasn't his idea, and if I remember right, he was even against it initially and didn't understand why people were requesting it. But, once it was clear they'd pay, he jumped onto it.

But the hats? That was all Phil. He went out of his way to purchase those hats without any prompting from his paypigs, despite what he says. We also saw how he reacted when he originally debuted the "Bison" hat. He was genuinely upset people didn't think it was a badass military hat.
 
architects dijo:
I just miss the slick used car salesman who took a little pride in his hustle. The no gifting on the Tube has really taken the shine off. I mean this is real deal Phil we’re seeing…230ish subs. Rants for 30 minutes about about a marathon goal he still couldn’t hit after lowering it twice. Didn’t he literally need like 3-4 subs in a stream to hit it?
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Phil could easily meet his tipgoal every day with one single change: Hit the tipsgoal, and he’ll play an our with members/viewers in the next stream.

There are a lotta peepul out there who’d gladly donate 2$ or 5$ if it meant that they could get to smack Phil in the mouth in SF or MK.

But nah, his ego gets in the way. “MUH TROLLS! MUH TROLLS!” Would totally ruin it for his “supportive viewers”.

Here’s betting a whole tipsgoal that his “supportive viewers” would mostly point and laugh whereas Phil would hate every fucking minute of it.

So hey! Let’s swap the vest and the hat around! That’ll improve things for sure!
 
He totally didn't expect that tip from superblindcuck. Maybe not but he has said the same thing tons of times and was lying through his teeth. He's dug the hole so deep no one believes anything he says.
 
Look at these 2 retards circle-jerking each other


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He called Derich Sir, does that mean he gave him money? Phil has this pattern of saying Sir when money is involved.

EDIT: you know SBM gave Phil money but he can't even see how retarded Phil looks. I dunno if its a privilege or not at this rate haha.
 
I know I’m super late but if you weren’t watching the latest Monday rant with your mouth wide-open as you’re witnessing a near 40-year old man berating his dwindling audience of retarrrs for being entitled little shits to expect something in return for pledging $3.99/mo, I just wouldn’t believe you.

Phil has officially fucking lost it. How can a man whose audience has shrunk by more than 50% ever since the unnecessary migration from Twitch to YT genuinely believe that the content he’s producing is worth “supporting?” It defies logic; it befuddles common sense; it’s gaslighting in its purest form. Watching Phil simply refusing to accept the material conditions now defining the pathetic state of his streams has become peak alternate reality. And in that reality, Phil is a highly successful streamer with a storied legacy of over 13 years of producing content while having literally defined the Let’s Play genre as well as literally inventing the word “playthrough…” who is streaming to an audience of less than 250 concurrent viewers on average.

And the only metric that would support such a sentiment is the money he’s generating on a monthly basis. @Piece of Peace has been doing amazing investigative work to summarize his ability to wrangle upwards of $10,000 per month from a tiny audience of autists stuck in perpetual Stockholm Syndrome: the more Phil berates his audience, the more he appears to get rewarded for it. It’s become this weird findom of getting shit on by a pasty, doughy, patchy-beard looking ass nigga who then gets showered with money with one particular cuck supporting the whole scam since this person appears to get some kind of sick enjoyment of being talked about here… some people have weird, fucking expensive hobbies apparently.

I personally believe that even though Phil knows a certain three-letter acronym bitch is funding most of the daily and nightly Tips Goal, he’s made himself believe that they are indeed different people and that they represent this weird “silent majority” that’s financially enabling all of his worse habits. He’s become so good at convincing himself of whatever narrative fits his perceived reality, I wouldn’t doubt for a second he made himself believe that the same person tipping using 2-3 different usernames are indeed different people. Anything to protect that gorgon-sized ego I guess.

When Phil voluntarily booted himself off of Twitch in May, people surmised that the end would be nigh for him. I disagreed then but all importing streaming metrics indicate that he’s nearing the end of his time. Yet, one of the most important data points (money) seem to indicate the opposite. Truly mind boggling to watch this man attract mentally ill degenerates out of the woodwork. I think we’re partly to blame for these people but that’s a topic for a different day.

Nothing makes any fucking sense within the ‘Tism Vortex. I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind watching this dude defy logic and common sense on a daily basis but it’s so much fucking fun watching someone in such denial about their livelihood, I’m just excited for the next arc.

Oh and good to have you back @Surly Muppet.
 
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