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Zayn Zaki / Zee Zaki / queercatmermaid / glitterfairy - The Minister Gobbles to CrippleFührer Kylie
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- 7 de Feb, 2013
That people like this have defied all reason and logic to survive into adulthood surely must prove the existence of a God...and he either loves us, or hates us, very, very much.
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- 29 de Oct, 2014
Going with my third option
These things are sent to test us
With a side helping of
God loves his Cows as much as we do
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- 20 de Mayo, 2014
[Image: diabeetus delivery system]
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- 24 de Ago, 2015
Diabetes? lolololol who gives a fuck about that
Bonus (@tomgirl4life don't look)
ETA: it's like a lolcow hivemind!
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- 29 de Dic, 2014
I'll just blame @Satan
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- 24 de Jul, 2013
Nothing warms my heart more than seeing the absolute confusion of new readers to this thread because that's how I felt too. Zayn is my first unfortunate experience with Tumblr proper. Is this what all of Tumblr is like? Because this is fucking insane.
Part 2: BEEP BOOP WHAT IS BEING HUMAN
Zayn explains why people who tell her that her made up illnesses/disorders are made up trigger her
"So I'm having this discussion with some people so I wanted to ask others! How do romantic feelings feel?"
There's no joke here. This is just a huge comment chain of idiots discussing how L O L Cats and DOGE MEMES are problematic
The infamous "I eat nothing but ramen and peanut butter and am fine" post.
Remember the lingerie picture @Rabbit Bones posted? lol they were hand me downs
I'm not going to disparage a woman who doesn't want to wear heels. I'm really not. I think they are generally impractical and don't look comfortable to wear. With that said, I'm pretty sure those two things aren't the reason Zayn rarely wears fabulous heels.
Requiring Sobriety and Employment for "transitional housing" is FUCKING OPPRESSIVE SHITHEADS
lol people talk to Zayn on OKCupid not because they thirsty motherfuckers, but because she is less desperate and not too weird for Seattle.
Cuckerberg hates Trannies, News at 11
Zainah Zaki, aka Zayn Zaki, aka Zee Zaki, aka Z Zaki, aka queercatmermaid straight up admits she's the only google result. Hi Google!
Food stamps, SSDI, mental retardation: what a catch!
Hahaha, holy crap. Zayn claims she yelled at an intake nurse about her fictional DID and talks about how she could have yelled about it even better.
Part 2: BEEP BOOP WHAT IS BEING HUMAN
Zayn explains why people who tell her that her made up illnesses/disorders are made up trigger her
"So I'm having this discussion with some people so I wanted to ask others! How do romantic feelings feel?"
There's no joke here. This is just a huge comment chain of idiots discussing how L O L Cats and DOGE MEMES are problematic
The infamous "I eat nothing but ramen and peanut butter and am fine" post.
Remember the lingerie picture @Rabbit Bones posted? lol they were hand me downs
I'm not going to disparage a woman who doesn't want to wear heels. I'm really not. I think they are generally impractical and don't look comfortable to wear. With that said, I'm pretty sure those two things aren't the reason Zayn rarely wears fabulous heels.
Requiring Sobriety and Employment for "transitional housing" is FUCKING OPPRESSIVE SHITHEADS
lol people talk to Zayn on OKCupid not because they thirsty motherfuckers, but because she is less desperate and not too weird for Seattle.
Cuckerberg hates Trannies, News at 11
Zainah Zaki, aka Zayn Zaki, aka Zee Zaki, aka Z Zaki, aka queercatmermaid straight up admits she's the only google result. Hi Google!
Food stamps, SSDI, mental retardation: what a catch!
Hahaha, holy crap. Zayn claims she yelled at an intake nurse about her fictional DID and talks about how she could have yelled about it even better.
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- 24 de Ene, 2015
Reveal autism - like we didn't already know
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Zayn, you better hope that Fox News never gets wind of you, because they would have a fucking field day with this. And you know what? For once, they'd be right.
Let that sink in.
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AYY LMAO
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Well you certainly changed mine, you lazy shit:
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Well you certainly changed mine, you lazy shit:
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We need a wow rating.
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Holy fuck, Zayn, either get intensive therapy or stop whining. Because all these words, all these insecurities, mean nothing without action. The world is not here to coddle you, and life is not easy for anyone.
If you're going to give up, then give up, but in doing so you relinquish your ability to whine about it.
If you're going to give up, then give up, but in doing so you relinquish your ability to whine about it.
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- 5 de Jun, 2015
"WE DID IT, BODY. WE DID IT."
In which this defective proudly recalls the awesome glow of victory that she felt at a summer spent slopped on the couch like a manatee corpse, jamming jars of Jif into her jaws. The glory! The accomplishment! The triumph! And when she "ran out of spoons," as this type so often does, I'm sure she just delved into that big Sam's Club barrel-sized container with her stubby kielbsasa fingers. Big oil-paint-like gobs of gooey sugared peanut butter the color and consistency of baby shit, whorls of it dangling off her greasy fat hands, then slurped with infantile, mindless rapacity into her wide, thin-lipped frog mouth, her eyes staring unfocused at the Steven Universe reruns on her tugboat chromebook. Of course she wasn't always accurate-- some of her headmates have different mandible configurations-- so she'd end up with the peanut butter smeared into her pubestache and across her bulging, oil-shining chins, sinking like tan caulk into the creases.
WE DID IT, BODY. WE DID IT
In which this defective proudly recalls the awesome glow of victory that she felt at a summer spent slopped on the couch like a manatee corpse, jamming jars of Jif into her jaws. The glory! The accomplishment! The triumph! And when she "ran out of spoons," as this type so often does, I'm sure she just delved into that big Sam's Club barrel-sized container with her stubby kielbsasa fingers. Big oil-paint-like gobs of gooey sugared peanut butter the color and consistency of baby shit, whorls of it dangling off her greasy fat hands, then slurped with infantile, mindless rapacity into her wide, thin-lipped frog mouth, her eyes staring unfocused at the Steven Universe reruns on her tugboat chromebook. Of course she wasn't always accurate-- some of her headmates have different mandible configurations-- so she'd end up with the peanut butter smeared into her pubestache and across her bulging, oil-shining chins, sinking like tan caulk into the creases.
WE DID IT, BODY. WE DID IT
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- 31 de Mayo, 2014
A rare picture of Kylie and Zayn moderating together:
I sincerely hope as this girl is still quite young, is that she grows up a little and stops using mental illness and disabilities as an excuse to do nothing productive in life. It's truly amazing to see how many people have come together to asspat each other through a life of non-accomplishment.
I sincerely hope as this girl is still quite young, is that she grows up a little and stops using mental illness and disabilities as an excuse to do nothing productive in life. It's truly amazing to see how many people have come together to asspat each other through a life of non-accomplishment.
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- 24 de Ene, 2015
The blazing summer has given way to the cool of autumn, which means it's time for Zayn to stuff her fucking face
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- 24 de Jul, 2013
"I've been browbeating Tyro for a year now and he's just not submissive and cucked to my liking. What else can I do to force him to cater to my stupid demands and made up illnesses?"
edit: has this been posted yet? Doing chores is childrens work, and most adults don't know how to do them. What.
edit: has this been posted yet? Doing chores is childrens work, and most adults don't know how to do them. What.
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What would amuse me is if in a couple weeks she starts complaining about SAD symptoms. Or is SAD too pleb these days?
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Not letting you run wild and destroy other people's property is not abuse you stupid shit.
It's called being a functional adult.
"I want to break things."
Then break your own things you spoiled little fuck.
"I think I'm getting enough food"
I think you're getting more than enough food.
Not letting you run wild and destroy other people's property is not abuse you stupid shit.
It's called being a functional adult.
"I want to break things."
Then break your own things you spoiled little fuck.
"I think I'm getting enough food"
I think you're getting more than enough food.