Lolcow Mugshots

[Mongo0o]

Tommy looks so proud to be arrested.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Tommy looks so proud to be arrested.

Yeah I did it.
I DO IT AGAIN!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Tommy looks so proud to be arrested.

Oh yeah. A guy like him, he was happier than a faggot in boys town.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Wouldn't Lindsay Souvannarath have a mugshot?
Or is that not available in Canuckland?

 

[Sprate Header]

How could we all forget Amos Yee?

 

[TheRetardKing]

Yiff in Hell, Douglas Spink. You will not be missed.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

I'm pretty sure anyone capable of smiling in a mughshot photo is either so crazy they have no idea what's happening to them right now or a fed who knows they won't be inside for more than 48 hours.

There's a few interesting philosophies behind that. Lawyers say it isn't advisable to smile because it can be used against you in court per your alleged attitude. Police don't want you to because they want you in a 'natural state' to more easily identify you for future reference... though I don't see many of these frumpy frowns as being natural but I digress. I believe SOME PDs do try to keep you from frowning and will redo mugshots but I'm fairly sure there's no laws prohibiting you from having a shit eating grin in your mugshot.

Basically they smile because they're high as balls, crazy as hell, or just to be a dick...or some combination of or all three.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I forgot we have a thread on Jaystation.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

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Okay, I did reuse some of the background assets from the IP2 lineup, but I still think it turned out okay. But by all means, if there are any more must-include mugshots out there, feel free to post them. Thanks for the suggestions everyone

Glorious, very good job OP.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Dana Marie Caine aka Oracle of Venus

 

[LukeMcGregor]

I don't know where this photo comes from, but it looks close enough:

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't know where this photo comes from, but it looks close enough:

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Looks like an Arctic Fox

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Yiff in Hell, Douglas Spink. You will not be missed.
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I didn't know what I expected this piece of shit to look like but not this.

 

[Uncle Buck]

@N9OGL Todd Daugherty:

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's 3 of Fedsmoker's mugshots

 

[DerKryptid]

You already know

 

[Constellationzero]

The KING!

SEXUALLY (OF FUCKS)

 

[Stupid Visual Kei Fan]

Oof the past two years have been rough for Nick. After years of prison improving his apperance he's starting to look more like what we've come to expect from Sick Nick

 

[Relinquish]

I've asked this in the DM chain but @Sprate Header has requested me to upload the images into this thread
These mugshots come from the people in the "Internet Extortion Community" aka "com", you can read about them here

Spoiler: Mugshots

Bradley Chance Cadenhead aka Brad764

Kaleb Christopher Merritt

Richard Anthony Reyna Densmore aka Rabid

Kyle William Spitze aka Criminal

Coleman Thomas Blevins aka Korb, leader of Injekt Division

Angel Luis Almeida aka Gorebutcher

Martin Joseph Reilly aka Ruben, one of the OG Internet Extorters, used to be extremely famous and posted himself on 4chan's /b/ board, got arrested for 120 counts of child porn and had photos of girls as young as 1

There are not as many mugshots as I wanted to, mostly due to a lot of the people who got arrested being underage and some not being in the US

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

The future retired family annihilator Pat Rick "Handsome Rick" Tomlinson