🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Reading this document is fucking surreal. Doesn't Greer have any legal representation? Even the most half-assed public defender would read this shit and put it right into the shredder.
Apteryx Owenii dijo:
I'm gonna pull a Russ and say that you guys are going to fucking love what he just filed.

Edit: Horrible formatting kept intact, here is... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I don't even know what to say about this. Skordas, the tweets, it's just... how is this real. It's like he's trying to prove the adage about pro se representation.

He decides to admit- unprompted and in an unnecessary court filing- to abusing the legal system in his previous suit against Taylor Swift- and then complains that Skordas is the REAL bully by absolutely destroying Russ (legally) again and again.
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There is not one single piece of evidence that that cub porn loving faggot Near is dead, several months later. Fucking Facebook had a mass murder broadcast live on it and these sub 30 IQ retards still bitch about those damn Kiwi Farms.
 
Constellationzero dijo:
Because he is MAD! EMM AYY DEE--MAD! Y'all pissed Pipsqueak the FUCK OFF, and now, he's gonna break each and every one of you. His meaty, greasy paws and stumpy sausage fingers are trembling with REAL, not faked, unadulterated R-A-G-E!!
He ain't got time to worry about dumb shit like aspekt ratios and fuckin' non-potato screenshots of vaguely related articles that have nothing to do with his case. Joshua Conner Moon and Mr. Greg Skordas did NOT let him EXPLAIN! And Erika did NOT let him EXPLAIN EITHER!

So strap in. Because NAOW you will feel the full, sooper saiyan, of Russell Pipsquak Godfrey Greer's legal WRATH. And when he gets done with all of you, you won't be A WOO HOO HOO-ING anymore!

Sluuurrrrp!
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I'm sitting in an eye office waiting for the rest of my exam trying not to snort or otherwise die from inhaling this stupid mask, because I thought of how all the super Saiyan powerups tend to have that abundance of yelling and his paralyzation would most definitely not help him sound better.
 
Pyre dijo:
Reading this document is fucking surreal. Doesn't Greer have any legal representation? Even the most half-assed public defender would read this shit and put it right into the shredder.
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Public defenders are only for criminal defendants. This is a civil suit, so Russ is on his own for a lawyer. He doesn't think he needs one because he's convinced he's a legal genius who's basically a lawyer. He only had a lawyer for his harassment charge because his parents got him one. He would have been hamburger if he'd tried to represent himself. A public defender probably wouldn't have been able to get him off with no jail time.
 
Of all the spergs who could have walked into this poor Judges courtroom, he should be grateful that the worst he's got to deal with is this slobbering spastic filing motions that implicate himself as a vexatious litigant for a prank bro. He could have had Chris-chan shrieking about pronouns and the custody status of his lego Millennium falcon.
 
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Kosher Salt dijo:
Russ, YOU FUCKING MORON! Scribbling over the screenshot with the line tool AFTER you paste it in your document doesn't properly redact it!
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russellgreer27@icloud.com, in case anyone wondered.
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Jesus tits! This sped is either too stupid or too lazy to just crop it.

I’ve had suspicions about him being a legit tard before... This filing kinda confirms it.

I legit have a hard time thinking of a lolcow dumb enough to kindly remind the judge hearing your case that you’ve filed a fake lawsuit before, got convicted of a crime AND lied before a judge. All in the same filing.

Chris-chan might be dumb enough to do something similar as Slurpy here, but he’s too lazy.
 
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Ratling dijo:
So basically he is suicide threatening the court? Like in south park?
maybe he will also make a song like Cartman. "Eric Russel we dont want you to die"
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I don't see where you guys are getting the idea that he "suicide threatened" in this document. Can you cite that paragraph?
 
Miami dijo:
I'm sitting in an eye office waiting for the rest of my exam trying not to snort or otherwise die from inhaling this stupid mask, because I thought of how all the super Saiyan powerups tend to have that abundance of yelling and his paralyzation would most definitely not help him sound better.
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This is Greer's version of the attraction sign combined with the curse ye hami ha! Skordas is basically his Mary Lee Walsh, and I guess Josh is...Megan?

EDIT: There's nothing in that tard screed where Russell suicide baits. He's just using this Byuu crap as a distraction.
 
Constellationzero dijo:
EDIT: There's nothing in that tard screed where Russell suicide baits. He's just using this Byuu crap as a distraction.
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Yeah, the influx of people here from the front page might want to actually read the document before commenting.

He's using Byuu's "suicide" as an example of how terrible KF is and why his injunction to shut us down should be granted. Never once did he even slightly allude to offing himself.
 
You can almost picture him typing this document, when he gets to the reeeee parts he’d be smashing his laptop like he does his piano keys, visibly seething, spittle flying, the trauma lumps pounding on his tightening skull. It’s a joy to think about, seeing as how miserable and mentally ill we all are.
 
TractorGirl dijo:
You can almost picture him typing this document, when he gets to the reeeee parts he’d be smashing his laptop like he does his piano keys, visibly seething, spittle flying, the trauma lumps pounding on his tightening skull. It’s a joy to think about, seeing as how miserable and mentally ill we all are.
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Great now I can't help but imagine that the actual documents that he filed to the court are disturbingly sticky.
 
GargoyleGorl dijo:
The best part is how his outlook on mental illness has shifted since the trial. That, and how the judge was almost clairvoyant about the whole "electronic communications harassment" thing.

Seriously, anyone who hasn't read that transcript (or listened to @The Great Citracett 's video) has to experience it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SVCvcEZgr8k
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"This I promise you, there will be blood in the courtroom".

"Uhh duhh durr sarcastic durr duuuuhh a movie title".

He sounds like a teenager.
 
RodgerDodger dijo:
Great now I can't help but imagine that the actual documents that he filed to the court are disturbingly sticky.
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Good thing latex gloves are easier to come by these days than in the past.

Here's to 3000 more pages of unhinged ranting by a barely sentient malefactor!
 
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