💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Rob is the best low key troll out there. He's hitting that sweet spot between savage and just possibly honest.
Rob is everything that Jack SHOULD be by now: good video quality, respectful to employees, a good cook (or at least good enough to not serve raw meat), and descriptive of things he eats.

Yet Jack somehow regressed.
 
Rob is the best low key troll out there. He's hitting that sweet spot between savage and just possibly honest.
He definitely lurks if he's not already an active poster. There's no way the the pig cups and consuming kiwi comments and his familiarity with Jack lore are all coincidences.
 
Rob is the best low key troll out there. He's hitting that sweet spot between savage and just possibly honest.

i was so much more entertained by Rob’s video than any of Jack’s, even for Jack’s cringe-factor, and even if the deliciously subtle troll pieces weren’t there. i would fucking love it if Rob would start doing shadow reviews of at least the chains Jack goes to that Rob might have in his area for Fat On The Go. that has so much potential.

edit: or if Rob even started cooking Jack’s recipes “just to try them as a fan” and does it better. that would be even more incredible.
 
Of all the places Jack goes to for his Jack on the Go videos, it surprises me that there are places he hasn't gone to that would have been easier to film.

For example: the Opry Mills Mall where he filmed Paula Deens has Rainforest Cafe, Chuy's, Mission BBQ, Claim Jumper's, Aquarium, Chili's, TGIFridays, Johnny Rockets, Dave & Buster's, and Bavarian Brewhouse (not to mention two other restaurants closed permanently inside recently). That is not including the food court stuff either.

Literally over two months of Jack on the Go material within walking distance of each other. That isn't including the places surrounding the mall, either, as Cock of the Walk was about 2 miles away from the mall and away from the main mall traffic.
 
we need a poll on which active poster is secretly rob. I think its @stets
Nah, I wouldn't be caught dead in the frozen, tornado-infested hellscape of Wisconsin. I've also been on KF since 2014, and something tells me Rob isn't the type of person that would be on this board all the way back when 98% of it was about Chris Chan.

edit: I vote for @Pig Cups.
 
But someone with the confidence to put themselves out there to be seen while not being concerned with potential ramifications of being associated with this board. Then again, if what null says is true about how this is the Board That Must Not Be Named, perhaps that is not much of a risk.
 
But someone with the confidence to put themselves out there to be seen while not being concerned with potential ramifications of being associated with this board. Then again, if what null says is true about how this is the Board That Must Not Be Named, perhaps that is not much of a risk.
He's kept it right on the line of plausible deniability. The Pig Cups reference was the only thing that might have crossed that line.
 
My S/O brought this up to me... Did Medium Tam cut her fucking thumb wide open and bleed all over the Keto? I would think it was chocolatey syrup but her other fingers are licked clean..
Is this why Jack did the "Sharp Knife jump-cut" PSA?
:thinking:
nope, glucose isnt keto. he's been lying to us. smh
 
I wonder what Tammy thinks of the vaccine and mask mandate. I know she generally just reluctantly grumbles 3-word responses to anything Jack says but she never seems to join Jack in his sperging about Covid restrictions. Her only reaction once was to be annoyed at the umpteenth "magic table" joke - but then anyone would be at that point. I do wonder. I like to daydream she secretly got vaccinated. Of course, given that Jr. also sperges out with anti-vax shit, it's more likely that this is a whole family trait.

Maybe she simply has just enough wisdom not to make enemies on the internet and keeps her mouth shut in order to continue riding that wave of looking like a decent person in comparison to Jack.
 
He's kept it right on the line of plausible deniability. The Pig Cups reference was the only thing that might have crossed that line.
Rob is not Pig Cups. to play the long game of Pig Cup’s’ history is a bridge too far. Pig Cups was mentioned by Rob as an easy reference people would recognize, and i applaud him for it.
 
I wonder what Tammy thinks of the vaccine and mask mandate. I know she generally just reluctantly grumbles 3-word responses to anything Jack says but she never seems to join Jack in his sperging about Covid restrictions. Her only reaction once was to be annoyed at the umpteenth "magic table" joke - but then anyone would be at that point. I do wonder. I like to daydream she secretly got vaccinated. Of course, given that Jr. also sperges out with anti-vax shit, it's more likely that this is a whole family trait.

Maybe she simply has just enough wisdom not to make enemies on the internet and keeps her mouth shut in order to continue riding that wave of looking like a decent person in comparison to Jack.
She most likely hold the same views as Jack. Then again, I could be wrong.
 
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