Nintendo Fanbase Stupidity General - Rants on the explosive fanbase

[Radical Cadre]

Archive.

But it's not as bad as the guy who was busy playing on his Switch while his wife was in labor, though.

It's not like the kid is his.

 

[FoolhardStar]

I have never seen a group of people more against emulation than Nintendo fans. Love quite a few of their series, but I love game preservation more and playing shit like Xenosaga without needing to push back on inevitable hardware decay is comfy.
What's the logic there? As simple as Nintendo hates emulation of years-old games, so the fanboys do too?

I loved SMRPG and the first few Paper Mario games were pretty cool. I remember hearing they've basically gone to shit since Miyamoto himself chimped the fuck out because he doesn't like Mario games having any depth, story, characters outside the main ones, etc, regardless of what the fans like.

He did. He mostly chimped out over the designs getting too weird for his taste, characters being "too vulgar" in games like Strikers and the story having too many stakes in games like Super Paper Mario. As if characters like Fawful, Count Bleck or Dimentio weren't almost universally praised, especially Fawful. Miyamoto is a staunch autist that thinks the games, even just the RPGs getting a more involved plot or better writing equals it's gonna be a movie game or a shitty deviantART fanfic, and most of Miyamoto's diehard fans think the same. In an alternate universe where the stick up Miyamoto's ass wasn't quite so firm, we could've had a Final Fantasy Tactics tier plot in a Mario game by this point.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Archive.

But it's not as bad as the guy who was busy playing on his Switch while his wife was in labor, though.

People in the comments are like haha weddings are the worst they can sometimes last up to 6 hours and im thinking do these people not have any family? I have never been to a family gahterting under 6 hours.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I have never seen a group of people more against emulation than Nintendo fans. Love quite a few of their series, but I love game preservation more and playing shit like Xenosaga without needing to push back on inevitable hardware decay is comfy.
What's the logic there? As simple as Nintendo hates emulation of years-old games, so the fanboys do too?

Yes. They usually disguise it under "BUT MUH IP", completely disregarding the fact that Nintendo often uses ROMs themselves when emulating their old games.

 

[Radical Cadre]

WHERE'S THE SEQUEL TO ARMS, JIM NINTENDO??

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

WHERE'S THE SEQUEL TO ARMS, JIM NINTENDO??

I’m still waiting for a sequel to Astral Chain

 

[Marissa Moira]

I want another sequel to Xenoblade but apparently Gamefreak is too retarded to use 3d software and fucked Gay Arceus Game to hell and Monolith now has to dig them out.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver]

Wouldnt be the first time someone else has to come to save gamefrea's ass, without Iwata they would have never been able to add the kanto region in gen 2

 

[Radical Cadre]

I’m still waiting for a sequel to Astral Chain

AssChain is squarely a "I want it when it is 50% off" game. Which will never happen.

But I hear it is good. Is it really that good? Worthy of a sequel? Platinum games have a tendency to be completely impenetrable to all but a few players.

I want another sequel to Xenoblade but apparently Gamefreak is too retarded to use 3d software and fucked Gay Arceus Game to hell and Monolith now has to dig them out.

It should be pretty obvious by now: GameFreak sucks.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver]

I really liked astral chain, it is not as deep mechanically as bayo and it doesnt have amazing bosses like rising, but it is pretty charming and fun to play

 

[NerdShamer]

But I hear it is good. Is it really that good? Worthy of a sequel? Platinum games have a tendency to be completely impenetrable to all but a few players.

Well, it's certainly better than buying a decade-old port. But the plot is driven by 7d chess levels of autism and you're going to be disappointed by it.

But who knows if there will be a sequel? Although the ending isn't set up for one, it feels like the city is in the eye of the hurricane.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Raw Thrills dropped a small preview video for Cruis'n Blast.

This game looks fucking sick! Day one purchase without question.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Raw Thrills dropped a small preview video for Cruis'n Blast.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ztX34q2JoJQThis game looks fucking sick! Day one purchase without question.

I could count the pixels on those building textures

Raw Thrills also made such classics like Target Terror.

 

[Never Scored]

Raw Thrills dropped a small preview video for Cruis'n Blast.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ztX34q2JoJQThis game looks fucking sick! Day one purchase without question.

My five-year-old loves to play this game in the arcade because it's literally impossible to go off the track.

 

[Radical Cadre]

I could count the pixels on those building textures

Whatever! Down a few drinks and get the crew together and you know this game is going to be top-tier.

Everyone loves Cruis'n games. Shit's fun as fuck!

 

[Marissa Moira]

My five-year-old loves to play this game in the arcade because it's literally impossible to go off the track.

Wait a real arcade or is like like a Dave and Busters?

 

[Never Scored]

Wait a real arcade or is like like a Dave and Busters?

Closer to a Dave & Busters than a real arcade.

 

[Gravemind]

AssChain is squarely a "I want it when it is 50% off" game. Which will never happen.

But I hear it is good. Is it really that good? Worthy of a sequel? Platinum games have a tendency to be completely impenetrable to all but a few players.

I've only played enough to get past the intro story beats/inciting action, but it definitely comes across as standard Platinum affair kino, so either you like how over the top the presentation is or you'll think it's too autistic to stick with.

 

[Radical Cadre]

I've only played enough to get past the intro story beats/inciting action, but it definitely comes across as standard Platinum affair kino, so either you like how over the top the presentation is or you'll think it's too autistic to stick with.

Poor, poor Platinum.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

He did. He mostly chimped out over the designs getting too weird for his taste, characters being "too vulgar" in games like Strikers and the story having too many stakes in games like Super Paper Mario. As if characters like Fawful, Count Bleck or Dimentio weren't almost universally praised, especially Fawful. Miyamoto is a staunch autist that thinks the games, even just the RPGs getting a more involved plot or better writing equals it's gonna be a movie game or a shitty deviantART fanfic, and most of Miyamoto's diehard fans think the same. In an alternate universe where the stick up Miyamoto's ass wasn't quite so firm, we could've had a Final Fantasy Tactics tier plot in a Mario game by this point.

I really hope the day Miyamoto retires or dies, Mario games will have some creativity and character again, i just played Paper Mario The Thousand-year Door for the first time recently, and it feels really bad that things will go downhill from now on.