💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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So is Dobson the catalyst to the Mario Maker Autism-Status or did someone beat him to it?

We may have a new commendation if so.
 
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Welp played the Dr Mario one, would 'Ihnaaimc' happen to be a Kiwi?
"This level really inflated my sense of joy"

It's... not bad but there's a pipe at the start that spawns a koopa troopa that can easily cause a cheap death. Also a 'kick an shell down this thing and watch it kill stuff' level.

Whatevs, not like I can do better right now...
 
CWC gets a $1000 and has demand for his back issues and Wu praises MGS 5, i would love Dobbie to tweet about either topic but hes to be jacking it to mario maker.
 
CWC is also selling hard copies of sonichu #0.

(a retweet)
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That man in the drawing is CWC, not you dobson!
Not even after death will Dobson be ever famous for his comics. Well maybe it'll be known as that unfunny comic with no effort whatsoever. Also, it'll be more like he'll be known as that smug and grumpy blue bear that has an insufferable personality and nobody will genuinely like ever.
 
Not even after death will Dobson be ever famous for his comics. Well maybe it'll be known as that unfunny comic with no effort whatsoever. Also, it'll be more like he'll be known as that smug and grumpy blue bear that has an insufferable personality and nobody will genuinely like ever.

Years from know Dobbie will be a still be a cow and even his death wont change that.
Infact thanks to Dobbiebot it will largely go unnoticed.
Hell years from now hes still gonna be using his fucking saint Patricks avatar.
 
Unless he gets in trouble with Patreon, this could be the last interesting episode of Dobson's e-career. He had to think way too hard on how to close the door on the Quiet issue (which he started) and find some way to phrase it so that
1. He feels like he can still say he was right all along even though he's sending a different message now 2. People will maybe stop harassing him because he's not going full Puritan on them anymore, but also 3. He feels comfortable now saying the discussion is over.

I doubt he sticks his neck out like that again. Least amount of effort for most amount of smug is his goal, and it does take effort to block out so much reality.
 
I always have wondered if Dobbo have any plans for his future,I mean he isn't getting any youunger or thinner or better at what he does.I have never heard of him saving in case of the worst case scenario,like his fans losing interest or whatever.I mean he could save to buy a house or something to begin to get some money outside his comics.Future may be black for Dobbo...
 
I always have wondered if Dobbo have any plans for his future,I mean he isn't getting any youunger or thinner or better at what he does.I have never heard of him saving in case of the worst case scenario,like his fans losing interest or whatever.I mean he could save to buy a house or something to begin to get some money outside his comics.Future may be black for Dobbo...

He's making 150 bucks on his Patreon and i don't think he gets many commissions. Even if he lost all his fans it wouldn't break him. He has a real job you know?
 
I would love to see the reference he got from his last job.

"Please don't hire this guy. He does nothing but argue on Twitter all day and draws little cartoons on his reports. He even once showed up to work one day dressed in a blue bear costume, and attempted to shove a bicycle pump up the secretary's ass, and screamed misogyny when he was fired and dragged out by security. If he's approaching you for a job, I highly recommend that you equip your security guards with tazers."



He's too busy being personally offended

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Wait, he JUST realized this?
 
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"Please don't hire this guy. He does nothing but argue on Twitter all day and draws little cartoons on his reports. He even once showed up to work one day dressed in a blue bear costume, and attempted to shove a bicycle pump up the secretary's ass, and screamed misogyny when he was fired and dragged out by security. If he's approaching you for a job, I highly recommend that you equip your security guards with tazers."





Wait, he JUST realized this?

If your going to hire andrew i recommend bolting all furniture to the floor and allow him a mid morning time out or nap.
 
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I know that calling Dobson a hypocrite and a scumbag who is completely unable to notice the irony in his retweets, but I quite like this because it's the perfect encapsulation of this thread and Dobson's entire career in a nutshell.

Dobson is calling the Internet an unmagical place that doesn't have any power in the grand scheme of things.

Dobson, whose entire career (that we know of) is based off of Patreon, which is Internet crowdfunding.

Dobson, whose embarrassing moments and entire life were basically recorded on the Internet via Twitter or dA.

Dobson, whose free time is spent dabbling in online Splatoon or a heavily modded Skyrim, most of which was probably taken from shit from the Internet.

Dobson, whose entire advocacy for SJW and aGG causes is whining about them on Twitter instead of going out and actually trying to make a difference in real life.

For someone who's trying to say that the Internet doesn't really do anything, he basically lives off of it. It's almost funny if it weren't so sad to consider that he might have become self-aware and realized, just maybe, that everything he's done with his life in the past few years is essentially worthless.

(But that's probably assuming too much from Dobson.)
 
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