🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph allegedly killed a dog in 1993 - 🦮🪑

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

STOP BELIEVING RALPH fuck, ralph baked the puppies how stupid would a grown man have to be to fucking bake puppies alive? why do we keep believing pig, fuck pig hes lied provably to the point @AltisticRight fucking mathematically proved him to be a liar. make him prove shit. prove his dad dead is to blame.

This. Don't forget Ralph fucking hates his dad and Ralph is notorious for throwing people under the bus, so of course he's going to throw his dad under the bus.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm pretty sure Ronnie left because Ethan couldn't even do a good job sucking his dick.

eh i think ethan is a natural born cocksucker though lol from ronnie to prison he seems to be very popular in that regard

 

[AnOminous]

eh i think ethan is a natural born cocksucker though lol from ronnie to prison he seems to be very popular in that regard

Just because he loves sucking cocks doesn't mean he's good at it. He loves lying, too, and he's terrible at that.

 

[This is how we Summer]

STOP BELIEVING RALPH fuck, ralph baked the puppies how stupid would a grown man have to be to fucking bake puppies alive? why do we keep believing pig, fuck pig hes lied provably to the point @AltisticRight fucking mathematically proved him to be a liar. make him prove shit. prove his dad dead is to blame.

edit im sorry but fuck the only ones watching are us and deluded gunt guard its less about optics and more about sanity attrition , i dont see any reason to act like we need to give him any benefit of the doubt and in fact we should read even more negatively into situations hes involved in as its probably much closer to the truth, remember if we had this standard for ralph he wouldnt have a gunt or had been a dog killer or any of this to anyone and no one would be the wiser, he tried to pretend he had post jail weight loss still while rocking the gunt and booze stained teeth and poorly kempt facial scraggles.

Uh, okay...

 

[TheBeanz]

Holy shit, I thought Ralph had just gone quiet and got boring

He can't stop self immolating can he?

 

[AnOminous]

Shouldn't the thread title be Ralph totally murdered a dog?

 

[Homer Simpson]

Listening to the stream now where Null plays the stream clips, and man, you can hear how fat he is when he starts getting angry at this. Like the fat is actually compressing his head so much it's hindering his voice. And the breathing. He's getting out of breath just talking about lol.

I know "ethan ralph is fat" isn't a new thing, but, I never listen to ralph, so this sort of ralph anger, at current obese weight, is new to me.

 

[MeltyTW]

Listening to the stream now where Null plays the stream clips, and man, you can hear how fat he is when he starts getting angry at this. Like the fat is actually compressing his head so much it's hindering his voice. And the breathing. He's getting out of breath just talking about lol.

I know "ethan ralph is fat" isn't a new thing, but, I never listen to ralph, so this sort of ralph anger, at current obese weight, is new to me.

his jowls makes his voice oscillate too, like putting your hand to your mouth and off over and over mid sentence.

 

[Ripple]

I don’t think I believe Ralph killed Azlin’s dog. One of the biggest pieces of evidence I see everyone give to show he totally killed that dog is his sudden recollection of the story off only an emoji. “” and he’s suddenly talking about hanging dogs.

Here’s how Null tells the story on his latest MATI:

Here are screenshots of what Null actually said in the chat Ralph was reading leading up to recalling the dog being Epstein’d, courtesy of @RickestRickCriminal on page 18 of this thread.










The prompt for Ralph to recall the story wasn’t just “.”
It was “Someone from Ralph’s catholic elementary school (which had like 10 people if we go by that class photo,) who hates him to this day, contacted me with a story. Remember 1993 Ralph? Hanging yourself off a kitchen chair? A dog?”
To me it just feels a lot more reasonable to recall that you bullied a kid relentlessly about his dog committing suicide off those details

Bonus:
I also can’t tell if these were posted before or after Ralph started opening his mouth

 

[Sam Losco]

Well yeah, he probably didn't kill the dog, but bullying the kid about his dog dying, and then as a mid-30s adult saying you still would is still sociopath behavior.

 

[Hambubger]

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Ralph's classmates contacted me out of the blue and told me:

1. He killed a fellow classmate's dogs by hanging him over a kitchen chair and then proceeded to torment the child over the death of the animal. Ralph confirmed this on stream, but said the dog died on accident.

The classmates clarify "he wasn't *wrapped* around anything, he was hung off the *BACK* of the chair. There's no way, physically, for a miniature dachshund to have climbed up the kitchen chair and over the back of it." The classmates claim that Ralph made hanging gestures that indicated he knew this had happened before anyone could have.

Ralph started openly talking about this after I asked him what happened with a Kitchen Chair . He immediately knew what I was referencing. "He changed his verbiage from "hung" to "choked" to get away from the fact that Riki was hung. There's a reason for that. There's a reason "kitchen chair" sent him down this perfect recall of exactly who had this happen, and when, and all these details. Unprompted, he went right into this 30 year old story, which he just happens to have perfect recall on."

2. He put Sadie's puppies, his old dog, in the oven (while off) to keep them warm and they asphyxiated. Ralph mentioned a shoebox, so that might be what they were thinking of. He clarified the shoebox went into the oven, but claims it was cracked open.

P.S. Ralph keeps saying that the kid he tormented over the dead animal is Jewish and cannot be trusted. The classmates say that this is not true: it was a Catholic school.

I was just about to ask who ralph was I couldn't tell

 

[Null]

I also can’t tell if these were posted before or after Ralph started opening his mouth

After. "A dog hung himself" is an incredulous reiteration of what Ralph said.

I definitely think he did it. Why would his classmates think so? Why would he be so utterly shameless recounting it?

 

[Wodanaz]

inshallah ralph shall suffer the same fate as shoe's black bf who killed a kitten

 

[Top Skink]

After. "A dog hung himself" is an incredulous reiteration of what Ralph said.

I definitely think he did it. Why would his classmates think so? Why would he be so utterly shameless recounting it?

No you don’t understand anyone that makes fun of Ralph is an ayelawgh peedoughfile making up stories, Ralph is a 6’2 6’ 5’11 5’10 5’9 5’8 alpha male who never tells lies.

Childhood development sets how you behave as an adult- so a petty, spiteful person constantly lashing out as maliciously as he can against people he dislikes almost always learned and practiced that behavior as a kid- but as Ralph is such a sweet, tender person I can’t imagine him harming the pet of someone he hated.

 

[A.Shitposter]

It would be really easy for Ralph to say that the dog hanging itself was some shitty rumor the kids circulated after the death of the kids dog and that he bullied him about it like an asshole, but he doesn't do that, instead he says something retarded that incriminates him and makes people immediately suspect he had something to do with the actual death of a classmates dog and then bullied him for having the audacity to be sad about an animal he loved and as a man in his 30's said that he'd do it again and was mad at some 8 year old because he carried his small pet around? What?

I'm just going to say he killed it for being Jewish because he definitely oven roasted those puppies and I cannot see a weenie dog getting up on a chair on it's own and committing die without someone seeing something.

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

It would be really easy for Ralph to say that the dog hanging itself was some shitty rumor the kids circulated after the death of the kids dog and that he bullied him about it like an asshole, but he doesn't do that, instead he says something retarded that incriminates him and makes people immediately suspect he had something to do with the actual death of a classmates dog and then bullied him for having the audacity to be sad about an animal he loved and as a man in his 30's said that he'd do it again and was mad at some 8 year old because he carried his small pet around? What?

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I'm just going to say he killed it for being Jewish because he definitely oven roasted those puppies and I cannot see a weenie dog getting up on a chair on it's own and committing die without someone seeing something.

I still have trouble understanding the physics. What did the leash get caught on? I can't imagine the leash was so short it got caught on the chair.

 

[Top Skink]

I still have trouble understanding the physics. What did the leash get caught on? I can't imagine the leash was so short it got caught on the chair.

it's almost like the "it hung itself/got caught" line is fucking retarded

but it'd be very easy for a person to pull it taut and hang the dog
jesus fuck what a demented idea, Ralph is such a nigger

 

[The Megalodon]

After. "A dog hung himself" is an incredulous reiteration of what Ralph said.

I definitely think he did it. Why would his classmates think so? Why would he be so utterly shameless recounting it?

>ralph
>not shameless
ok, bud

But the whole reason he went so hard on it was because he went to YOU. What do you not get about that? He literally said something along the lines of, "I used to think about this from time to time and feel really bad abot it, but now fuck it, I'm GLAD I did that shit."

I bet any classmates coming out to talk about you would be a lot more embarrassing than being a bully.

 

[Big Fat Frog]

>ralph
>not shameless
ok, bud

But the whole reason he went so hard on it was because he went to YOU. What do you not get about that? He literally said something along the lines of, "I used to think about this from time to time and feel really bad abot it, but now fuck it, I'm GLAD I did that shit."

I bet any classmates coming out to talk about you would be a lot more embarrassing than being a bully.

If you think Ralph isn’t shameless, you’re actually fucking retarded. Dude let his mom die in the hospital without seeing her because he “didn’t want to get the vax.” Not ONCE has the fat-fuck expressed regret or care for that at all except when to complain about how much of a massive inconvenience to him it was and to give him pitty money. How the fuck, as an eight year-old, do you bully a kid for his dog dying and then 30 years later gloat about it? Your master is a thin-skin, shameless fat piece of shit. How the fuck do you lick this dude’s gunt grease and then look in the mirror at yourself and not think, “Gee, is it really worth my time and effort defending this asshole? Do I look retarded?” I’m genuinely surprised your dumbass came back after sperging out in the Autism Thunderdome chat and spamming the same gay copy+paste shit over and over again after being shit on for your stupid points.

 

[The Megalodon]

If you think Ralph isn’t shameless, you’re actually fucking retarded. Dude let his mom die in the hospital without seeing her because he “didn’t want to get the vax.” Not ONCE has the fat-fuck expressed regret or care for that at all except when to complain about how much of a massive inconvenience to him it was and to give him pitty money. How the fuck, as an eight year-old, do you bully a kid for his dog dying and then 30 years later gloat about it? Your master is a thin-skin, shameless fat piece of shit. How the fuck do you lick this dude’s gunt grease and then look in the mirror at yourself and not think, “Gee, is it really worth my time and effort defending this asshole? Do I look retarded?” I’m genuinely surprised your dumbass came back after sperging out in the Autism Thunderdome chat and spamming the same gay copy+paste shit over and over again after being shit on for your stupid points.

No retard, I'm saying that Ralph IS shameless. I was pointing out that Josh thinking he would act shameful about anything is ridiculous. Ralph isn't going toback down like a bitch and beg everyone to be his "mensch", he's just gonna own it