DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

What happened to the surprise, Phil? Couldn’t follow instructions to assemble the chair during the break?

No, he just wants to milk it for as long as possible. Just like how he takes away the "tips goal" text when he hits it. It's all a ploy to squeeze his piggies dry.

Edit: also I like the cat.

 

[Sender]

If it's a chair then he likely gave up bringing it upstairs as soon he tried to lift it, waiting for Khet to come home to help push it up. And if he does an unboxing he'll likely cut into the leather, well, if he were allowed to operate sharp objects that is. And he'd need a break every 2 minutes of moving it around because he's out of breath.

It's likely just a gay hat, though.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

where's the fucking surprise. people are bored

 

[JimiHendrix]

Since the merge is in full force and we will being seeing some CWC refugees showing up I wanted them to feel a little more at home. Here are DSP's Webcomic "Broken Joystick" for from 2003-04

Comic #1 HULK MOVIE REVIEW
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The guy in the beggar's black DX shirt must be the Roach.

Comic #2 Ear Plugs a Must
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Seems like I see this comic live every Friday night.

Enjoy the Tism, welcome to the DarkSyde of the Farms.

who drew this? i've been watching phil for near 12 years. he didn't draw this. i've seen him try to create things. i can not imagine him sitting down and drawing anything, the man physically does not have it in him.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

where's the fucking surprise. people are bored

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Is anyone aware of another streamer averaging 300 viewers who consistently gets $100-200 per day from the same three or four people every day? Something just doesn't seem right about it.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil is something that should be studied in future history classes this man is going to outlive even the heat death of the universe.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil is something that should be studied in future history classes this man is going to outlive even the heat death of the universe.

You can't kill that which is already dead.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I hope it's a Lazyboy, because people will totally fall for that being a "fan" donation.

"Look guys, it can recline! Pretty neat, huh? Nahuhuh"

 

[Mr Sister]

"shut the fuck up about chris chan no one fucking cares about that drama shit"
chat proceeds to keep talking about chris chan

 

[UsedUp]

Should've been DSP

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

"shut the fuck up about chris chan no one fucking cares about that drama shit"
chat proceeds to keep talking about chris chan

"No one fucking cares about that drama shit"

Sounds like someone's pissy about their surprise being upstaged.

 

[UaineRunei]

Should've been DSP
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Well, we're almost there! Just need some proof that Phil and Kat had sex.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I don't think I've despised DSP as much as I do right now. Why does he have to be such a fucking recluse? Chris Chan and Ethan Ralph are making me so jealous right now. As long as Phil is isolated in his home burning his eyes in front of screens, we're not going to get the juiciest milk. Lolcows need to interact with other people in the real world in order to provide us with the best content. Words fail to describe how boring and dull Phil's stream is right now. I was watching Chris Chan getting arrested live with Phil's stream on mute in a different tab. I tuned back to Phil and felt the urge to gouge my eyes out. HE IS SO LAME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.

 

[Agent Proper]

who drew this? i've been watching phil for near 12 years. he didn't draw this. i've seen him try to create things. i can not imagine him sitting down and drawing anything, the man physically does not have it in him.

I've been around as long as you have and finally found these after seeing @RIP_SANITY post about them, found them in the archive of Top-Haters.com, They say Phil is the author but we know he is also a liar. There was a third but the link was broken.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Should've been DSP
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Darksydephil outlives another.

I swear his longevity is the result of some Monkey's Paw wish.

 

[marlintan]

I wish they would throw more at him. It just makes it all the more hilarious when Phil inevitably slights them and they realize that they wasted hundreds/thousands of dollars trying to piss off the "trolls" who were right all along.

Sometimes we even get a bonus of them joining the farms and thinking that we'll welcome them with open arms.

I prime subbed to PPB after I learned about him from gundam to try and troll, got banned, came here, nailed his 2018 taxes down within $100. Not that anyone has to welcome anyone with open arms, but, you can't discount people on their face if they gave money to PPB, indirectly or otherwise.

I'd hate to see Quickiforums turn into the same echo chamber that PPB dwells in, a difference in opinion shouldn't be scary to a person that has an open mind to discourse.

Edit: clip of my first neghole pozzing, I really need to come up with aliases.

✂️ PPB agreeing

9 seconds · Clipped by Marlin Tan · Original video "Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Blackout Gameplay March 1, 2019 pt1" by DSPGaming

youtube.com

 

[JimiHendrix]

I've been around as long as you have and finally found these after seeing @RIP_SANITY post about them, found them in the archive of Top-Haters.com, They say Phil is the author but we know he is also a liar. There was a third but the link was broken.

while the drawings aren't exactly impressive, they have solid lines and shading, i've seen phil play mario maker, the limits of his creativity was making 4 blocks spaced away from each other with a koopa on each one.

i know it's impossible to ever find the artist, but I just can't imagine it was him. i doubt he could even do stick figures well.

 

[Watamelon]

Maybe DSP's surprise was CWC's arrest

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

He still hasn't revealed what it is? What kind of bait-and-switch is going on?

EDIT: why do I keep getting the top post on each page, i swear i'm not doing it intentionally

 

[Rockerverb]

Phil used to be somewhat creative, or at least he would try. He used to do skits for his channel, P7, and a few other things. But I think over the years that part of his brain was taken over by creating lies instead. All his mental energy now is devoted to deception, and not so creative ways to beg for money.