8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[Mega Kevin]

fat

 

[Wormy]

All lolcows are slowly becoming one. They’re becoming more similar as they synchronize at the quantum level. Soon they’ll share so many traits they’ll be indistinguishable from one another. When the last remaining cis lolcow starts HRT, they will merge into a singularity and on that day… god help us all.

Will we even be safe here in the mountains? I mean...they won't come here, right?

 

[Spatula]

wow they failed.
How predictable.

 

[Mek Quake]

They spent so much time screwing around in the parking lot that someone had enough time to call hotel staff.

Looked like they were just wasting time cos they didn't have the stones to knock on a door. Then it took Ralph half a fucking hour to climb the stairs to the second floor. Fuck em.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Clean your car

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Clean your car. Jesus. Fucking pig.

Ninja'd!

 

[Turk on the lurk]

Yeah just run you coward fucks.

 

[Masterless Glencour]

Nothing and a waste of time now the gunt goes to eat again

 

[Sage In All Fields]

That was extremely underwhelming lmao, how do you mess that up

 

[LordofCringe7206]

WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!

 

[Cyber Floyd]

what a bunch of cowards

 

[NoodleToodle]

The way Pantsu spoke to convince Chris to open his door was creepy as shit. She sounds like a straight up predator.

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

Stream unironically fake and gay.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I expected nothing and I was still disappointed.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

Jesus their fucking car is as trashy as Chris' house. Clean your floorboard you fucking tranny slut

 

[NigKid]

Now theyre rewarding themselves with pizza+milkshake after accomplishing exactly nothing...

 

[Desktop User2]

nice engagement party, guys!

 

[Madre Muerte]

I wonder if that guy was an undercover cop monitoring the hotel.

Or they were just being annoying

 

[Potator Man]

Is Darth Vader looming in their vehicle?
Or is that Ethan Ralph breathing?

 

[Finch160000]

"well we failed guess i can have these milkshakes and pizzas all for myself"