8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[CraBman]

I guess Lolcows can be wééns as well. Hopefully, these unfunny fucks probably go to jail.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

They took forever to get to the second floor and they still don't know his room.

 

[Bellsprout]

This is so funny that I almost forgot Chris raped his mom.

 

[Burgerasssand]

This just keeps getting better lmao

are we watching the same stream

 

[ProfDongs]

Holy shit just nut up and knock on doors, the worst that can happen is someone opens it and goes "What?" or they don't answer at all.

 

[Easterling]

DEAD AIR

whoa kemosabe

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

THEY'RE STILL DEBATING ON WHICH DOOR TO KNOCK ON!

 

[Neil]

Is May taller than Ralph? People constantly joke about his height, but he really does seem shorter than the stallion he just stuck a ring on

 

[Slimy Time]

Why couldn't lardass carry the camera upstairs? Is it too heavy for his manlet arms to carry?

 

[boopsterpoopster]

"the scoop of the century" 2 fat retards who cant physically go up 2 sets of stairs
i bet even chris himself is more athletic

 

[Masterless Glencour]

the gunt was too scared to knock on the door lmfao

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

HEY CHRIS IT'S ME PANTSU

 

[NoodleToodle]

Pantsu knocked. Oh shit.

 

[fat people go to hell]

LOL

 

[Fate Fan]

IS it just me or does may keep moving away from him so we cant compare heights?

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Everyone in chat spamming the pig-ring-horse emote is confusing me. You'd see that shit all the time in DSP detractor chat, and now it's spilling over to Ralph.

All lolcows are slowly becoming one. They’re becoming more similar as they synchronize at the quantum level. Soon they’ll share so many traits they’ll be indistinguishable from one another. When the last remaining cis lolcow starts HRT, they will merge into a singularity and on that day… god help us all.

 

[NigKid]

Her introduction at the door is the most retarded fucking thing- what if its the wrong door?

 

[The Seaman]

Is Chris even there?

 

[Slimy Time]

Lol, he got his fiance to knock the door for him. This man is an eternal coward.

 

[Ballo]

This is autism I can't handle. the fucking sonichu ears.