Reddit/Discord trannies leak Chris audio - Chris Chan Admits to having sex with his Mother in leaked phone call

[GooglePuppet]

I think this is the most carny shit that's ever happened in Chris' life.
This is simply beyond.

 

[Josterman]

now It’s at unlucky or lucky 13

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Class 5 is one of the lowest classes of felony. To be very clear, a felony is something you absolutely don’t want to have (especially for incest), but he’s not looking at life in prison or anything.

That being said, incest would only be one (1) charge. There are a multitude of other charges the prosecution would likely seek with this situation. Like elder abuse, and potentially rape if Barb is deemed incapacitated due to dementia. That being said, Chris also would have some defenses such as the fact that he’s severely autistic, and he was (allegedly) groomed by his mother, following his fathers death. All in all it would be preemptive to say anything about this situation right now other than the fact that it is incredibly likely Barb is about to be sent to a home and Chris will become a ward of the state in one form or another

They'll just separate them like you do when you spray two horny dogs with a water hose.

 

[ToeNailClippings]

I'm just imagining Chris moaning out Barb instead of JULAAAY now.

 

[Snuckening]

Jesus Fuck, I really don't want to believe it's real....

...but lets be honest- We all know it's fucking real.

 

[The sign is a subtle joke]

Just imagine… there’s a single renegade egg buried DEEP in Barb’s uterine lining that got inseminated from this… the CWC train would never end.

the crystal prophecy would be complete

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I'm choosing to suspend judgment. It definitely doesn't look good, and I'll agree that it sounds like Chris speaking freely, but something is bothering me. Riddle me this: why were we able to get crystal clear recordings back in the Mumble days, but in the Year of Our Lord 2021, have to deal with potato audio? Even in instances in Christory where Chris's audio was muffled, usually the troll/recorder end is incredibly intelligible. The girl sounds like she's eating a karaoke mic at a time when audio recording has never been easier. Granted, audio quality doesn't always equal Truth and Honesty, but it just strikes me as odd.

Sounds like the recorder put Chris on speakerphone, then used another device to record the conversation. Everything being really tinny is a sign of that, especially if they used a laptop mic to do the recording. I thought the Mumble conversations were recorded straight from the computer's audio output, so that will naturally be a million times better.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I think Ethan Ralph is SEEETHING because Chris railed Barb before he did.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Tweet from Chris - seems to want people not to discuss the 'drama'

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1421143897795964936

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I wanna say that's sus, but on the other hand Chris is also really dumb

 

[Nappy]

Gotta give it to Chris for both discovering and telling others about the love quest speedrun strat. Any% fucked his mother route was not what I was expecting.

If you have to wait until she’s senile to do it does that count as a speedrun

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

i already checked nothing public listed as it's a local gov vehicle, in va all local gov vehicles end in L on the plates, so it's likely a social worker

It did end in an L.

 

[local chicken stand]

isn't Barb nearly dying

 

[Smash That Kike Button]

Gotta give it to Chris for both discovering and telling others about the love quest speedrun strat. Any% fucked his mother route was not what I was expecting.

Yeah but it took him 40 years to do so there’s still optimization to be done

 

[A Money Creature]

I refuse to believe it.

Yes, I know he is a troon, and troons are often sexpests. And mentally ill. And Chris is definitely mentally ill.

But he's easily manipulated and has said things that were not true in the past. And his connection to reality is questionable at best. And this is the kind of thing A-Logs would get him to say/text as the most EBIC TROLLING imaginable XD

And honestly neither of them deserve this, after lives filled with indignity and extreme disorder.

Please do not let it be true, for Christ's sake. Chris is the internet's comedy mascot, for good and for ill, but this is not even close to funny.

He's not really trans though. That's a discussion for itself but Chris doesn't even act like most trans people whether their behavior is good or bad. Chris troon is literally just girl Chris. Chris' life would have gotten worse and worse trans or not

 

[Pliskin101]

It's gone international.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Pls no misgendering the mother rapist.

 

[Cabelaz]

That social workers corpse in the background will look great in the next video

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Went to the DMV this morning and came home to this

It's not even 1 PM

I’m still stuck at the DMV and have passed the last two hours reading this thread.

 

[Josterman]

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It did end in an L.

A big L at that