Reddit/Discord trannies leak Chris audio - Chris Chan Admits to having sex with his Mother in leaked phone call

[Left Ass Cheek]

I think we might go full circle with Jerkops start restraining Chris while their bodycams record his autistic screams.

He'll really wish god put the mute button on him in court

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Just imagine… there’s a single renegade egg buried DEEP in Barb’s uterine lining that got inseminated from this… the CWC train would never end.

Null could easily monetize the site by letting people pay to call mortar strikes on post locations.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Wonder if we can pull registration. Here’s the VIN Ver archivo adjunto 2392134

i already checked nothing public listed as it's a local gov vehicle, in va all local gov vehicles end in L on the plates, so it's likely a social worker

 

[frozenrunner]

I refuse to believe it.

Yes, I know he is a troon, and troons are often sexpests. And mentally ill. And Chris is definitely mentally ill.

But he's easily manipulated and has said things that were not true in the past. And his connection to reality is questionable at best. And this is the kind of thing A-Logs would get him to say/text as the most EBIC TROLLING imaginable XD

And honestly neither of them deserve this, after lives filled with indignity and extreme disorder.

Please do not let it be true, for Christ's sake. Chris is the internet's comedy mascot, for good and for ill, but this is not even close to funny.

 

[1223334444]

This is confusing

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm honestly not surprised. Disgusted, yes, but surprised? No. We all know Chris has been a little too lenient on the topic of incest, even before this call really put things into context, I always kind of had the sickly feeling that deep down, Chris wanted to fuck his own mother. It just never crossed my mind that Barb would be willing to indulge that fantasy.
Well, the only way for these two always has been down, I don't really see how it gets lower than this.

Unfortunately I agree, once I considered it. Think about it. He’s admitted to cuddling her and they’ve been too close. He’s an autist with no impulse control. She’s old, frail, and probably thinks he’s Bob, with no outside connections, no family, no way to cry for help... Chris is an autistic horny mother fucker.

 

[Golly]

I'm choosing to suspend judgment. It definitely doesn't look good, and I'll agree that it sounds like Chris speaking freely, but something is bothering me. Riddle me this: why were we able to get crystal clear recordings back in the Mumble days, but in the Year of Our Lord 2021, have to deal with potato audio? Even in instances in Christory where Chris's audio was muffled, usually the troll/recorder end is incredibly intelligible. The girl sounds like she's eating a karaoke mic at a time when audio recording has never been easier. Granted, audio quality doesn't always equal Truth and Honesty, but it just strikes me as odd.

 

[HarveyMCR]

CLASS 5?!

Is that bad?

Class 5 is one of the lowest classes of felony. To be very clear, a felony is something you absolutely don’t want to have (especially for incest), but he’s not looking at life in prison or anything.

That being said, incest would only be one (1) charge. There are a multitude of other charges the prosecution would likely seek with this situation. Like elder abuse, and potentially rape if Barb is deemed incapacitated due to dementia. That being said, Chris also would have some defenses such as the fact that he’s severely autistic, and he was (allegedly) groomed by his mother, following his fathers death. All in all it would be preemptive to say anything about this situation right now other than the fact that it is incredibly likely Barb is about to be sent to a home and Chris will become a ward of the state in one form or another

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Didn't see this coming ngl.

Barb did see it cumming, though.

 

[Makov Pitt]

Class 5 felony, up to 10 years.

Will chris drop the soap in the US prison system?

 

[Josterman]

it’s now at 14 on the trending page

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

It's worse than just incest though isn't it? If she's demented it's rape?

If she’s demented or if she just didn’t consent.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I really badly want this to be another teflon don thing, fuck, we can't lose him.

 

[ISP]

Seriously though that $5000 just going to sit in limbo now? There is no way Josh could ever consider releasing that money to him now. I am sure he can get a refund on the plane ticket and refund all the dopes who donated.

He can put it on Christine's books.

 

[A Money Creature]

anyone confirm if this was one of the teen troon squad?

Easily. It doesn't really sound like any of them, and the woman in the video didn't seem like it had a deep voice

 

[Nappy]

Null could easily monetize the site by letting people pay to call mortar strikes on post locations.

He’d have to make an exemption for himself for this to work but I could see it

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

Imagine being Scarlet Johanson, opening up Twitter, thinking everyone is going to shower you with asspats because #Metoo #I'm a victim, and then seeing some fat guy in a moo-moo going to jail for fucking his mom.

Shes going to have to settle for a 200,000,000$ Mansion now instead of a 315,000,000$ one, you fucking bigot.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Y'know, I was actually looking forward to Chris going on that trip to that brony con...

 

[FFinfo]

CLASS 5?!

Is that bad?

The law goes up in class # as it goes down in severity. Murder is a class 1 felony. Strangling a kid a la Homer Simpson a class 6 felony.
Class 5 is the second lowest severity felony, up there with hit and run.

 

[Artoria Pendragon]

Gotta give it to Chris for both discovering and telling others about the love quest speedrun strat. Any% fucked his mother route was not what I was expecting.