Reddit/Discord trannies leak Chris audio - Chris Chan Admits to having sex with his Mother in leaked phone call

[Daphne-Spergwatch]

Imagine the SOUNDS.

BARBAYYY BARRBAAYYY

 

[Anal birth]

Someone in Gibi's discord is claiming that there is currently a white explorer parked outside the Chandler residence. They're speculating (with zero evidence) that it may be social services. They seem to believe its a government car and the woman looked "official" and had a badge. I guess make what you will of it.

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Edit: they also posted a picture with a timestamp to verify they're there but its pointless to archive that.

To follow my post up.

Here is a standard Virgina License plate

Spoiler: Normal License

Versus a local government one

Spoiler: Local government

Clearly this is a government car

 

[CowBoyCormack]

"The fuck is a Sonichu?" - Local news reporter

I feel bad for all the normies that are getting thrust into the Chris Chan universe cause of this.

Just wait till the Sega executives in Japan wake up and realize what they've caused by changing the color of Sanic's arms.

 

[Sithis]

So... What is everyone drinking while reading this thread? I just made myself a nice mimosa, but by the end of it I'll need something much stronger.

A vial of LSD so the world will seem comparatively normal again

 

[Josterman]

To follow my post up.

Here is a standard Virgina License plate

Spoiler: Normal License

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Versus a local government one

Spoiler: Local government

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Clearly this is a government car

So it’s a probable social worker then

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Imagine some poor female deputy at 14 Branchland.

“Lemme smell yo dick.”

 

[fucctard]

I think Chris is lying, but not being coerced. He's lying to impress, and he's been led to believe this is the way to do it. Keep in mind how absurdly easy it is to manipulate Chris if he believes he is talking to a True and Honest female. I'm reminded of that one catphisher (Jessica Quinn?) who tried to turn Chris into a feedee.

it sounded like the gril was coaxing info out of him she was encouraging it but he vocalised those thoughts by himself, he wasn't being fed the words by her

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

So this is how the Chris-chan story ends. With the entirety of Kiwi Farms gathering to stone Chris and Barb to death for committing incest.

 

[Kuruminha]

So... What is everyone drinking while reading this thread? I just made myself a nice mimosa, but by the end of it I'll need something much stronger.

How could this be happening in THE WEEK I QUIT DRINKING!?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't believe what a negative place Twatter is. "Yup, I went a trending for bangin my maw"

Its Chris voice but I don't know, he could be talking about sleeping with barb but in the cwc universe or some shit, he talks the same way when boning magichan and shit. That and its so easy for a true and honest women tp get him to say any old shit if Chris thinks it will make women like him or get his playstation password back.

To me, that's still like height of depravity. Imagine being in bed with with your wife, and she tells you, "Tell me again how you fuck your mother, it turns me on"

 

[Mussi]

To follow my post up.

Here is a standard Virgina License plate

Spoiler: Normal License

Ver archivo adjunto 2391983

Versus a local government one

Spoiler: Local government

Ver archivo adjunto 2391989

Clearly this is a government car

I've got my money on an angry post from Chris in a little bit blaming the trolls.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I guess Chris and Pmurt have something in common.

 

[Josterman]

So this is how the Chris-chan story ends. With the entirety of Kiwi Farms gathering to stone Chris and Barb to death for committing incest.

And it’s a thunderous arrest

 

[eDove]

So it’s a probable social worker then

I wonder what they think of the hoard.

 

[Professor Iris]

Please tell me incest is illegal in his state. What the fuck.

That question passed through my mind on the taxi ride on the way home. And the answer is that it's a Class 1 Misdemeanour, which carries a maximum sentence of 1 year in prison, and/or a maximum fine of $2500.

Incest - Virginia Sexual Assault Laws & Punishments

www.ageofconsent.net

We all know that Chris is about as financially sound as a redneck with a gambling problem, so if there is any consequence of this, we might just be looking at the debut of "Sonichu is the new Black."

 

[ForgedBlades]

Social worker showing up is potentially huge. Even if the sex turns out to be bullshit, there's the issue of the hoard.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Retarded Fat Fuck trying to get Superchats

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421150547508355078

"Makers Morning: Retarded dog killer Ethan Ralph can't stop saying the dumbest shit known to man."

 

[Josterman]

I wonder what they think of the hoard.

They probably throw up when the smell it

 

[easy]

So... What is everyone drinking while reading this thread? I just made myself a nice mimosa, but by the end of it I'll need something much stronger.

finished all the beer in my fridge to numb the feeling

 

[Ghjkl63]

US federal courts have very specifically stated that police officers in the US have absolutely no obligation to investigate a crime. https://mises.org/power-market/police-have-no-duty-protect-you-federal-court-affirms-yet-again

Obligation? No. But just because they're not required do doesnt mean they arent going to. I mean for fucks sake hes being accused of rape