🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph allegedly killed a dog in 1993 - 🦮🪑

[Bathsalts]

Wow, Who could've guessed a fat methhead would kill animals for fun?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So that child school picture raises questions. Which came first the Ralph or the Gunt?

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

So is the interview with the class mate going to happen?

 

[A Logging Company]

AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT WAS PROBABLY YOUUUUUU WHO FUCKING NECKED THAT DOG!!!

 

[Garth]

Every time I think Ralph is at his lowest, he manages to dig six more feet. Never change you fat sadistic fuck.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So did Ralph find the Final Solution to the Puppy Problem? You know Ralph, you could have just sold it to the Chinese and not mentally and emotionally torture your schoolmates.

 

[Cat Menagerie]

It's pretty typical for poor white trash in the south treat their animals like shit. Ralph is the epitome of poor white trash so it doesn't surprise me at all that he has allegedly tortured and killed at least one dog, and possibly puppies as well. He probably killed his cat out of neglect or maybe drunken stupidity. Ralph is less than a worthless burden on society; he actively harms it.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's pretty typical for poor white trash in the south treat their animals like shit. Ralph is the epitome of poor white trash so it doesn't surprise me at all that he has allegedly tortured and killed at least one dog, and possibly puppies as well. He probably killed his cat out of neglect or maybe drunken stupidity. Ralph is less than a worthless burden on society; he actively harms it.

Killing a cat out of neglect is fucking difficult. You neglect cats and suddenly there are 40 of them, you have schizophrenia, and your toes are forfeit when you finally die.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

PPP will be live in 23 mins discussing this!

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

I grow to hate this untermensch more and more every day

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

This is possible. In a lot of places the Catholic schools are the only alternatives to shitty public schools around.

Ok. It didn't occur to me that people who don't believe in Jesus would pay for education where Jesus is an integral part of that education.

I had Jewish classmates when I was in Catholic school. It beat public school by a long shot...because I lived in the inner city as a kid.

I think Ralph was just deflecting, though.

Also to whoever mentioned Jim Can't Swim, it would be funny (though not necessarily realistic) if he covered Ralph...because Daddy Metokur enjoys his videos, too.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I used to be utterly uninterested in the Gunt or anything he did, but knowing he has a history of sociopathy has piqued my interest. I'm curious to know more about his childhood. I've never heard of a dumb, low IQ sociopath before.

 

[The First Fag]

I used to be utterly uninterested in the Gunt or anything he did, but knowing he has a history of sociopathy has piqued my interest. I'm curious to know more about his childhood. I've never heard of a dumb, low IQ sociopath before.

Yeah, they're a lot more common than you'd think. The smart ones are what we refer to as "exceptions that prove the rule".

 

[ouch]

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN PUT A PUPPER IN AN OVENINO

 

[Malaika]

1. He killed a fellow classmate's dogs by hanging him over a kitchen chair and then proceeded to torment the child over the death of the animal. Ralph confirmed this on stream, but said the dog died on accident.

I'm not even shocked or surprised to be honest. I'm not going to moralfag anyone on the internet but Ralph is easily the most vicious and callous person I've seen in this sphere. Murdering an animal and then making fun of the owner is pretty in line with how he does horrible shit to people and then laughs at them.

Ralph was insisting he did not want kids for years even well into his relationship with faith, then when Null made his mid-life crisis thread and Mr. Vickers made a comment pleading for Faith to at least not get pregnant (These two things happened around the same time) he suddenly made a 180 and went out of his way to try and get faith pregnant. I'm 100% convinced he did this just to have one over on Null and so he could laugh at and taunt Mr. Vickers about it, which he did.

 

[MeltyTW]

lmfao ralph said josh was flashing back to shota thinking about ralph, does that mean ralph admits he has a baby cock?

 

[Spectre_06]

I used to be utterly uninterested in the Gunt or anything he did, but knowing he has a history of sociopathy has piqued my interest. I'm curious to know more about his childhood. I've never heard of a dumb, low IQ sociopath before.

You don't hear about them because they get caught easily and everyone just assumes they're a basic bitch, white trash criminal. You only hear about the serial killers and what-not because they tend to go for prolonged periods fucking shit up before being caught, showing they're intelligent and methodical.

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

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Its everything I've ever wanted. Thank you.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You don't hear about them because they get caught easily and everyone just assumes they're a basic bitch, white trash criminal. You only hear about the serial killers and what-not because they tend to go for prolonged periods fucking shit up before being caught, showing they're intelligent and methodical.

Or the person in question is our alien overlord, the one and only John Carmack.

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

I think it's more common than people think. My family had a puppy that got it's collar caught on a metal fence post it tried to crawl under and choked itself just long enough to kill brain cells before my Dad was able to get to it. It was the same day we gave it its collar. Stupidest dog I've ever known.

I kinda miss him now that I think about it. 10/10 would pick up poop in the backyard again to see him again. He used to lick our hair if we leaned back at the side of the pool.

I've had a dog almost hang himself, we had a large property but he liked to run off. So we had a leash attached to a long clothes line so he could be outside without us having to watch him the whole time. He managed though to reach a slight incline made of loose dirt, the dirt slid from under him and he slid down the hill at the right angle to be choking him and he was unable to scramble up the loose ground. We saw this from the kitchen window and saved him before he suffered any consequences.


These things do happen... But not the way Ralph described. The physics and circumstances don't make sense. The dog had a leash on, inside, unsupervised long enough to ninja jump over the heaviest kitchen chair known to man? I'm not buying it.


We caught this before our dog passed out or was really hurt at all. He just was very uncomfortable for a minute. Our dog was outside. We knew that despite not watching him intensely, we should still check on him. They strapped their dog with a leash and just left him in the kitchen?