🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph allegedly killed a dog in 1993 - 🦮🪑

are small dogs committing suicide a common occurrence or something? i used to know someone similar to ethan ralph who told me a story that one of his friend’s pet chihuahua accidentally hung itself on a full sized chain link fence.
I think it's more common than people think. My family had a puppy that got it's collar caught on a metal fence post it tried to crawl under and choked itself just long enough to kill brain cells before my Dad was able to get to it. It was the same day we gave it its collar. Stupidest dog I've ever known.

I kinda miss him now that I think about it. 10/10 would pick up poop in the backyard again to see him again. He used to lick our hair if we leaned back at the side of the pool.
 
I think it's more common than people think. My family had a puppy that got it's collar caught on a metal fence post it tried to crawl under and choked itself just long enough to kill brain cells before my Dad was able to get to it. It was the same day we gave it its collar. Stupidest dog I've ever known.

I kinda miss him now that I think about it. 10/10 would pick up poop in the backyard again to see him again. He used to lick our hair if we leaned back at the side of the pool.
It was probably the mean fat kid from your school that did it.
 
I think it's more common than people think. My family had a puppy that got it's collar caught on a metal fence post it tried to crawl under and choked itself just long enough to kill brain cells before my Dad was able to get to it. It was the same day we gave it its collar. Stupidest dog I've ever known.

I kinda miss him now that I think about it. 10/10 would pick up poop in the backyard again to see him again. He used to lick our hair if we leaned back at the side of the pool.
It really isn't that uncommon of a phenomenon as many people think it is. Dogs choke themselves all the time. They get their leash caught on something or are tied up and see something that winds them up. They find themselves in a situation they didn't anticipate and are incapable of getting themselves out of. Especially once they start to panic. It is why harnesses are becoming more popular since they don't get around a dogs neck.

The reason why this incident is taking the course it has is because for the millionth time Ralph didn't know how to respond to something and proceeded to shoot himself in the foot. Had his explanation been better, had him and Gator not responded the way they did this story would have probably been buried.
 
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This is possible. In a lot of places the Catholic schools are the only alternatives to shitty public schools around.
Ok. It didn't occur to me that people who don't believe in Jesus would pay for education where Jesus is an integral part of that education. If the boy is the one Jewish kid in a class of less then 10 people in a Catholic school in the deep south, what is the likelihood that he would be the person whose dog died horrifically? Could saying the boy was Jewish not have been an easy deflection to prevent his audience from feeling sympathy or asking questions?
 
Ok. It didn't occur to me that people who don't believe in Jesus would pay for education where Jesus is an integral part of that education.
Public schools are fucking terrible everywhere so this surprises me very little.
Could saying the boy was Jewish not have been an easy deflection to prevent his audience from feeling sympathy or asking questions?
That's exactly what it was. We're in the weeds, who cares if the guy who had his dog killed was Jewish or not? Ralph alledgely murdered a dog and his behavior lends credence to the accusation.
 
Ok. It didn't occur to me that people who don't believe in Jesus would pay for education where Jesus is an integral part of that education. If the boy is the one Jewish kid in a class of less then 10 people in a Catholic school in the deep south, what is the likelihood that he would be the person whose dog died horrifically? Could saying the boy was Jewish not have been an easy deflection to prevent his audience from feeling sympathy or asking questions?
It's probably just a continuation of Ralph's mindset. He singled out the kid for bullying in part because he's Jewish and today he's basically telling his audience not to care because he's a Jew.

As for the schooling, the calculation that non-Christian/Catholic parents make is: Do I want my kid to learn how to read and get proselytized at a bit (which is something they will have to get used to anyway) or do I want to toss them into Ms. Badtouch's marxism class with a bunch of niggers and redneck kids with FAS? Even if there are non-Catholic private schools available, the Catholic schools tend to be a lot more affordable too.
 
That's what has stumped, I don't know if Ethan can choose to not be a piggy brained retard if he can't I don't know if he's morally culpable
I think you have to assume he CAN choose not to be this moronic, otherwise his actions lose some of their associated humor. He's funny because he makes the wrong decisions. If his decisions aren't decisions he's no longer funny and I don't want to live in a world like that.
 
It's probably just a continuation of Ralph's mindset. He singled out the kid for bullying in part because he's Jewish and today he's basically telling his audience not to care because he's a Jew.

As for the schooling, the calculation that non-Christian/Catholic parents make is: Do I want my kid to learn how to read and get proselytized at a bit (which is something they will have to get used to anyway) or do I want to toss them into Ms. Badtouch's marxism class with a bunch of niggers and redneck kids with FAS? Even if there are non-Catholic private schools available, the Catholic schools tend to be a lot more affordable too.
This was in the early 90's. Would the parents then have been making that same calculation?
 
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