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He still knows exactly where he lived, and exactly how to get into the kitchen even with the doors locked.
🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph allegedly killed a dog in 1993 - 🦮🪑
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TherapyMan
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How many times has Ralph been in NYC with a dead female? Is it so frequent that he has to specify that this time the woman is alive?
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Ralph, we've all seen your 3in pecker disappear in that dumpy teenage nutcases fat arse, we've seen your giant misshapen gut sag down past said willy, we know that you can't last more than 5 minutes and are utterly incapable of actually pleasuring a woman.
You've failed at everything in life, the only woman you ever loved divorced your lazy ass and hates your guts, you've never held your child in your arms because you poisoned the well with her family, you've never had a job or have any marketable skills or trades. The only measure of success you've ever had is your dead fucking podcast and the money you saved is quickly evaporating.
We know every sordid affair and every failure all because you can't put your misplaced pride aside and accept a loss.
You want a chance to stick it to Josh once and for all? Just make sure to make it a good one, because odds are that whatever cringey or dodgy Josh has done past pales in comparison to the shit you pulled this year alone.
You've failed at everything in life, the only woman you ever loved divorced your lazy ass and hates your guts, you've never held your child in your arms because you poisoned the well with her family, you've never had a job or have any marketable skills or trades. The only measure of success you've ever had is your dead fucking podcast and the money you saved is quickly evaporating.
We know every sordid affair and every failure all because you can't put your misplaced pride aside and accept a loss.
You want a chance to stick it to Josh once and for all? Just make sure to make it a good one, because odds are that whatever cringey or dodgy Josh has done past pales in comparison to the shit you pulled this year alone.
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So as Ralph is trying to deny that he murdered a dog, he's grifting superchats by leaching off Dovahhatty, a content creator who actually has talent. I'm a big fan of his work, and I couldn't help but notice that Ralph's ancestors make an appearance in the Claudius episode.
Rand's ancestor too!
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He does know @MWV
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I have trouble understanding the physics of what Ralph is saying happened. Even small dog, 9 - 11 pounds, would likely tip the chair if it were hanging by the leash over it? What was the leash caught on? A medium size cat weighs around 10 - 12 pounds and would pull a chair down if hanging over the top just from the leverage. The only way this makes sense to me, is if there was something heavy holding the leash and chair down....Something fat.... Hmmmm...
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Archive it just in case. I have a feeling this will be so bad he’ll want to pretend it never happened.
Eh, I can guess how this is going to go.
“Little Josh always liked them younger. When he was in the second grade, we had to chain him to his desk so he wouldn’t, how do we say… bother the kindergarteners. And even when he did manage to slip out of his chains, he’d never do anything with them because his penis didn’t work. When Josh was born, his mother decided she wanted a girl so she begged the doctors to give him a sex change. She talked to a lot of doctors who kept turning her down. But eventually she met a troon doctor who was willing to perform the operation. Long story short, the operation was a failure and that’s how little Josh wound up with a broken penis.”
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I want Ralph to draw a diagram of how it happened.
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Josh swore revenge against the trans community for breaking his penis. He developed his website, called "Kiwifarms" in order to coordinate murders against transwomen. After a failed attempt to snipe trans activist Brianna Wu, Josh fled to his birth nation of Israel to avoid prosecution. There, Josh would plan the murders of countless other transpeople, including famed emulator developer Byuu. For every kill Josh achieved, he minted silver coins to celebrate the occasion.
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100/10 best origin story ever
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So he was so goddamn psychotic that Josh himself is saying all bets are off fuck with him as you see fit if what he’s been told is corroborated? That’s… a high fucking bar. Who else has cleared it aside from the zoosadists?Documenting posts about the trashfire
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Better than Twilight, anyway.
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To be fair, I still "know" where my friends all lived as kids too, I would assume most people would.
I genuinely am inclined to believe him - the story about the friend coming into the classroom crying is believable and would make logistic sense. But the problem still is ; He likes to ramble off in tangents, but he isn't intelligent enough to defend himself by providing a clear timeline of his side of the "facts". It's all tangent ranting. Which would point to the fact that his simian brain is trying to hide something.
Why is this a life moment that Ralph recalls with minimal prompting? Why does his ex-friend have this event tied to Ralph?
If you remove puppy murder as the reason, the only logical conclusion here is that Ralph bullied the kid relentlessly and mercilessly, for which the friend still holds a grudge.
Perhaps Ethan should consider addressing that. Ethan has a history of bullying people, it's what his entire show has relied upon for shekels, for years. It'd make sense that as a child, he was a mildly shorter, less introspective version of his current self.
So, why was Ethan Ralph such a cunt as a kid to his supposed friend who lost a pet? Does he have an excuse for this too?
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- 6 de Jun, 2021
Until there is definitive evidence I choose to believe it's not true.
I only just started following Ralph recently and he's fucking hilarious. The white trash circus that surrounds his life is what scripted bs shows like Springer SHOULD have been. Sometimes he's even intentionally funny too, which is a nice change from the other humorless fucks on this site we laugh at.
If he killed a dog in the way described--even as a kid--it's going to be very difficult to find him funny and not contemptible. Ralph: don't let it be true m8! There are so many more funny moments for you to bring us and hating you taints the milk (or in this case corn)
I only just started following Ralph recently and he's fucking hilarious. The white trash circus that surrounds his life is what scripted bs shows like Springer SHOULD have been. Sometimes he's even intentionally funny too, which is a nice change from the other humorless fucks on this site we laugh at.
If he killed a dog in the way described--even as a kid--it's going to be very difficult to find him funny and not contemptible. Ralph: don't let it be true m8! There are so many more funny moments for you to bring us and hating you taints the milk (or in this case corn)
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"Where would I get gas? You think I have Zyklon B lying around?" It's called Natural (Methane) Gas, you dolt. Don't let 8 year olds play with kitchen appliances.
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He claims he wasn't friends with the kid at the time of the dog's death and that's why he had no qualms about bullying him. It's also clear he shows no remorse for being a little fat shit, as he doxxed his former classmate nearly thirty years after they were in school together.
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A fart out of my ass would be a better story than Twilight.
Toast Sandwich
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I just want to say that although this completely vindicates me insisting a year ago that Ralph is definitely a sociopath, if this is the reality then I would've preferred being wrong instead.