🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph allegedly killed a dog in 1993 - 🦮🪑

So Gator's more "believable" version of the story is that the dog committed suicide while at home (so it would have had to have been alone?), tied to a chair (again would have to have been alone because if anyone was there why would the dog be tied to a chair?), yet the chair was so heavy the dog couldn't move it and it didn't fall down with the weight of the dog? But at the same time the dog was big/strong enough to get up on the chair and jump down the back (because how would the chain/whatever was tying him work as a noose become short enough unless the dog would have gone over the highest point of the chair but without tipping it over?). Really??

At the same time the parents knew and immediately and called the school (for some reason instead of breaking the news to the kid in a way that would be easier for him to hear) and the school proceeded to announce the death of the dog for the whole class which is when Ralph found out and made fun of him (totally normal thing to do according to them).
How would the parents know the dog was dead if it was alone? If it wasn't, why would it have been tied to a chair with a chain short enough for it to kill itself and a chair big enough to kill it, but small enough for it to get on it, also heavy enough so that it wouldn't tip over from the dog hanging from the back of the chair?

Why wouldn't the parents wait until the kid was out of school?
Why would the school let everyone in the class know?

The last points have something in common, they lack any kind of empathy for the kid, from parents who would just break the news through an administrator at school, to a school who would handle something as sensitive as an 8 yo kid's pet dying as something that would be shared with the whole class obviously knowing that the kid would break down. Almost like both the parents and everyone that handled the event at the school wanted the kid to suffer? Right, the more believable scenario.

Who would have thought that Gator's defense of Ralph doesn't seem like the more believable scenario.
Notice how the claim about the suffocated puppies has been completely ignored to argue that a dog committed accidental suicide by jumping off of a kitchen chair.

Also, completely ignoring the psychotic behavior of taunting a kid for a whole year about his pet dying, which he admitted to, like someone said at some point in the thread, like when criminals admit to a version of events that is less damning hoping to get away with the more serious crime.

By the way Gator, you think that everyone here is as offended when someone makes fun of Josh as you are when we laugh at Ralph. That is not the case, post as many pictures, photoshops or insults of Null as you want, most people here won't give a shit, you think that because we post on KF Null is the equivalent of what Ralph is to you? You really are out of touch with reality, normal people aren't subservient to a piece of shit like Ralph.

You are worse than Vee was with Sargon, there aren't many people in the world who debase themselves to defend another man the way you do, have a little self respect, at least Vee realized it and eventually stopped.

Also just because he brought it up a bunch of times, Ralph denying doing something that makes him look bad means nothing, he has lied countless times before to try to defend himself when the horrible shit he does is found out, so Ralph's word is worth less than dog shit, it's not the first time and won't be the last, so yeah I'm willing to believe the classmate that contacted Null a lot more than I would Ralph, since so far, that classmate hasn't lied and denied reality and things I have seen happen on my own the way Ralph has done in the past.
 
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Hello my fellow Old fags, its me, Gator!

Ralph didnt kill no dog, the dog dawg gone and killed its self, i can confirm this 100%, Ethan ralph has given me his sworn word on this! If you cannot take his word for it then take mine, i have never told a single lie.

Has anybody seen my totally real, true and honest Puerto Rican girl friend? she asked me to take out the trash but i was too busy watching my favorite lolicon hentai, i mean playing halo, halo 2 to be precise, she usually goes crazy, beats me and then wants to have hot smelly Puerto Rican sex afterwards......
 
So Gator's more "believable" version of the story is that the dog committed suicide while at home (so it would have had to have been alone?), tied to a chair (again would have to have been alone because if anyone was there why would the dog be tied to a chair?), yet the chair was so heavy the dog couldn't move it and it didn't fall down with the weight of the dog? But at the same time the dog was big/strong enough to get up on the chair and jump down the back (because how would the chain/whatever was tying him work as a noose become short enough unless the dog would have gone over the highest point of the chair but without tipping it over?). Really??

At the same time the parents knew and immediately and called the school (for some reason instead of breaking the news to the kid in a way that would be easier for him to hear) and the school proceeded to announce the death of the dog for the whole class which is when Ralph found out and made fun of him (totally normal thing to do according to them).
How would the parents know the dog was dead if it was alone? If it wasn't, why would it have been tied to a chair with a chain short enough for it to kill itself and a chair big enough to kill it, but small enough for it to get on it, also heavy enough so that it wouldn't tip over from the dog hanging from the back of the chair?

Why wouldn't the parents wait until the kid was out of school?
Why would the school let everyone in the class know?

The last points have something in common, they lack any kind of empathy for the kid, from parents who would just break the news through an administrator at school, to a school who would handle something as sensitive as an 8 yo kid's pet dying as something that would be shared with the whole class obviously knowing that the kid would break down. Almost like both the parents and everyone that handled the event at the school wanted the kid to suffer? Right, the more believable scenario.

Who would have thought that Gator's defense of Ralph doesn't seem like the more believable scenario.
Notice how the claim about the suffocated puppies has been completely ignored to argue that a dog committed accidental suicide by jumping off of a kitchen chair.

Also, completely ignoring the psychotic behavior of taunting a kid for a whole year about his pet dying, which he admitted to, like someone said at some point in the thread, like when criminals admit to a version of events that is less damning hoping to get away with the more serious crime.

By the way Gator, you think that everyone here is as offended when someone makes fun of Josh as you are when we laugh at Ralph. That is not the case, post as many pictures, photoshops or insults of Null as you want, most people here won't give a shit, you think that because we post on KF Null is the equivalent of what Ralph is to you? You really are out of touch with reality, normal people aren't subservient to a piece of shit like Ralph.

You are worse than Vee was with Sargon, there aren't many people in the world who debase themselves to defend another man the way you do, have a little self respect, at least Vee realized it and eventually stopped.

Also just because he brought it up a bunch of times, Ralph denying doing something that makes him look bad means nothing, he has lied countless times before to try to defend himself when the horrible shit he does is found out, so Ralph's word is worth less than dog shit, it's not the first time and won't be the last, so yeah I'm willing to believe the classmate that contacted Null a lot more than I would Ralph, since so far, that classmate hasn't lied and denied reality and things I have seen happen on my own the way Ralph has done in the past.
When I was in school at least, every time a kid got taken home for a tragic event or whatever the whole class was left wondering what was going on and they didn't say anything just that, that kid had to go home.

In fact when my friend's Grandpa passed away in in elementary they brought him out of class and didn't even tell HIM what was going on so he thought he was in trouble for something until his mom came and picked him up.
 
Honestly I'm surprised because as others obviously point out this is the starting point to a serial killer. I always assumed Gunt was just the kind of asshole that fucks with you and fucks you over in petty ways for profit or personal funnies, not fucking animal killing.

I'm not angry at him though, it's a waste of energy. I'm angry at Gator for sticking by this piece of shit, although now I'm wondering what the fuck Gator did in his past to excuse this.
I always got the impression that the Farms hated Gator more than Ralph. Maybe it is because the Farms expected Gator to be better than Vee.
 
I always got the impression that the Farms hated Gator more than Ralph. Maybe it is because the Farms expected Gator to be better than Vee.
Because the only thing worse than an abusive alcoholic druggie is to be the enabling underling and hype man of an abusive alcoholic druggie while totally sober.
 
I always got the impression that the Farms hated Gator more than Ralph. Maybe it is because the Farms expected Gator to be better than Vee.
At this point Vee is far better than gator. Vee seem to have grown up and Di something with his life. Shannon has no desire to improve his life and become and alcoholic retard like Ralph.
 
I always assumed Gunt was just the kind of asshole that fucks with you and fucks you over in petty ways for profit or personal funnies, not fucking animal killing.
Ralph fucks with people in petty ways because that's the best he can do.
If he were phisically imposing, instead of a humpty-dumpty-looking motherfucker who gets beaten up by women one third his weight, he'd harm people phisically.
If he had the ability to formulate a plan instead of being a complete retard who only survives on the internet through a combination of extreme paranoia, animal cunning and the willingness to sink to any lows to fuck over other people he'd spend his days gay-oping his enemies.
If his show had some sort of outreach and his opinion carried weight in the real world instead of his regular audience of 50 neets who barely leave their room and the couple hundred bots that he preaches to every day he'd call for his personal army to ruin people's lives.
Ralph always goes in as hard as he can for every perceived slight, it's just that he's mostly harmless.

Edit: About gator, I honestly think he's being held hostage by the fact that Ralph knows his rl identity. They've been together for years, I'm sure Gator has revealed a lot of his private info to him before everything went downhill for the show, and now he has to wait Ralph's inevitable heart attack (unless he ODs first) to regain his freedom.
 
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I always got the impression that the Farms hated Gator more than Ralph. Maybe it is because the Farms expected Gator to be better than Vee.
Ralph has a personality and even though he cucks constantly he still wants to be himself, i think he should change obvi but i think thats a better foundation for what could have been the first step towards self actualization vs gaytor who will throw away his entire identity and set of supposed principles for whoever is the most daddy in his pitiful little niche social group of freaks with no self esteem. ralph is a pig who fell short of humanity but gaytor is almost a shapeless little amoeba.
Gator is qualified to ask is: "Paper or plastic?"
gators a lazy fucker who doesnt want to give me a paper option. i like the paper bags better they tear less but gaytors fat ass cant be bothered to fetch more when the two other people who like them eventually empty them.

Nice transition here but my poimt there was just that you're wrong about ralph never admitting to fucking with people like this place. Also he's an assbole for both and even just doing that is a sign of really fuxked up child with a fucked retard brain born out by his fucked retard behavior to today


Nope ralph admitted to alot of the details of roths story and his only proof was a friend who contradicted him and didn't even back up ralph being at school when the dog died and him building a strawman about us thinking he snuck in and cleared the evidence when if a psycho kid did do this he really could get away with it with minimum effort simply by virtue of being a kid, I've seen kids get away with stuff in front of adults just because of denial on the parents part
also gaytor just called his lord and master @theralph a "piece of shit" and denied that bullying a kid for his dead dog for fun was ralpha. uh oh ralphy better cut his pay down to 4 or even 3 cents a day if you dont want to cuck out.
 
I don't understand the whole "pissing the bed" thing as being somehow part of the Dark Triad, maybe the part about starting fires, but that one escapes me too. Somebody please explain it to me.
It's a sign of fear and powerlessness. People on the Dark Triad tend to enjoy exerting power over others (people like Ralph). It isn't so much a symptom of being on the Triad (at least for me) so much as it is a pointer to a much greater problem that leads to being on the Triad.
 
Maybe he looked at the forums or five second and realized how easily it was to propagate bullshit on. Imagine believing IRL Lolcows.

Keep stroking the knot.
See, you say that as if having a history of shady, degenerate, and otherwise illegal activity won't make people believe this less. The fact that it took a fucking chair emoji for him to bring up details that no one other than @Null and the people who talked to him knew about and act really suspect for someone who didn't do what he is accused of speaks volumes. Maybe he didn't, but considering his past patterns of behavior, I'm pressing X to doubt. Come back when the gunt grease high wears off ya faggot.

What is with all the accusations of people admitting to stuff they obviously did not? Is that just the strategy now? is this the new u mad?

Josh has been constantly seething over Ralph from the time he gets up till the time he goes to sleep for days now.

Josh is obviously just relying on people on his site believing him at face value.
I wouldn't say "seething" so much as I would say "laugh at but otherwise remain apathetic towards until now". By the way Shannon, you are a spineless faggot. People like you make me happy because I can recognize I'm not the most worthless sack of shit on the planet.
 
Why wouldn't the parents wait until the kid was out of school?
Why would the school let everyone in the class know?
When I was in school at least, every time a kid got taken home for a tragic event or whatever the whole class was left wondering what was going on and they didn't say anything just that, that kid had to go home.

In fact when my friend's Grandpa passed away in in elementary they brought him out of class and didn't even tell HIM what was going on so he thought he was in trouble for something until his mom came and picked him up.
This is the reason why Gator's counter is so stupid. I remember kids getting told bad news when I was in elementary school. I remember a kid getting told his grandfather had passed away. So it isn't out of the realm of possibly that a kid got told tragic news and the rest of their class new about it.

But the thing is: this happened with things like a relative dying. Not a pet. A pet dying would be something that could wait until you are out of school.

Gator and Ralph don't realize that they are on hurting Ralph's case. From the beginning the initial accusations sounded too good to be true. But the fact that they are running around throwing out such stupid defenses kind of tells people that the accusation is probably true.
 
For the people who still pretend Kiwi farms still has integrity.

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Nigga, this isn't Reuters. We're here to shitpost and laugh at retards, you mongoloid. I'm guessing you're one of the 200 neet alcoholics who's still a regular KS viewer. If so, get a job you absolute waste of space.
 
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I always got the impression that the Farms hated Gator more than Ralph. Maybe it is because the Farms expected Gator to be better than Vee.
A Leopard can't change it's spots. Ralph is an awful human being, but he is so instinctual, so unable to control his base desires and emotions that ultimately it is almost unfair to hate him, much like it is unfair to hate a scorpion for stinging you. It's what he is, and unlike many people who have some ability to refrain from their urges Ralph lacks any ability to do so.

Gator, while a pathetic sight to behold, is clearly more reserved. He has some humanity to salvage, he's just so pathetic that he's decided to hitch himself for life to the Gunt, even when his master has done such heinous things he cannot bring himself to condemn them. He is mesmerised by the Gunt - or more likely has no friends irl so needs to do his best to try and keep his one online friend around.
 
A Leopard can't change it's spots. Ralph is an awful human being, but he is so instinctual, so unable to control his base desires and emotions that ultimately it is almost unfair to hate him, much like it is unfair to hate a scorpion for stinging you. It's what he is, and unlike many people who have some ability to refrain from their urges Ralph lacks any ability to do so.

Gator, while a pathetic sight to behold, is clearly more reserved. He has some humanity to salvage, he's just so pathetic that he's decided to hitch himself for life to the Gunt, even when his master has done such heinous things he cannot bring himself to condemn them. He is mesmerised by the Gunt - or more likely has no friends irl so needs to do his best to try and keep his one online friend around.
Gator does have talent. In the early days, he manages the soundboard well enough. He tries to resolve technical issues on the show, set up call in servers, call in bots, radio bots and what not. I think he even set up the TTS. These are things that Ralph ought to do considering that he considers the Killstream *his* show rather than a joint collaboration between him and Gator.

Now, looking at how he goes after the Farms and Null, I wonder if he missed his calling in doing journalism. Not actual journalism but the so-called journalism practised by the journalists Null complains about.

I bear Gator no ill will. He is just doing a job.
 
Small sperg:
Miniature dachsen are 5-6 inches tall ( that is 12-16 cm in metric and 0,41 in feet)
They weigh under 11 lbs (11 being the maximum weight for a mini dachsen)
Despite this,, they are able to jump up to 4 feet without assistance. Somehow. I do not know how since their legs are so tiny, but they can.
The magic of nature?This is of course not a maximum for all dogs, since some may not be able to jump as high or not jump much at all.
To think that a small dog, who normally should have supervision when encouraged to jump, so they don¨t fuck themselves up, managed to jump over the back of a chair while leashed, is a bit of a stretch.

This was likely no accident. Ralph probably had a really good idea, much like the idea of keeping those those puppies "warm" in the oven, and the dog ended up dead. Maybe he lifted it up by the leash a little too hard and ended up ruining the airpipe, then tried to make it look like an accident. Whatever this idea was, only Ralph knows. Lets hope he never gets hands on Xander, imagine the logic.
"He needed to dry so I put him in the dryer. It's fine. It dries my clothes once a week!."

I will say, I never really thought much about gunt, nor cared either way about him. In this passing year, this guy has made every bad decision possible on purpose. Ticking just about every lolcow category and box. Animal-abuse is now 100% cemented.

If this is what one Corn-joke gives us, I do hope Null keeps on making corn-jokes.
 
This was likely no accident. Ralph probably had a really good idea, much like the idea of drying those puppies in the oven, and the dog ended up dead. Maybe he lifted it up by the leash a little too hard and ended up ruining the airpipe, then tried to make it look like an accident. Whatever this idea was, only Ralph knows. Lets hope he never gets hands on Xander, imagine the logic.
"He needed to dry so I put him in the dryer. It's fine. It dries my clothes once a week!."
This is what I want to know. So this occurred when he was over at a classmates house? Did he purposefully kill it? Did the classmates parents do anything about this?
 
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