Can we write a coherent song? (DONE) - We didn't make a best seller boys.

[mister meaner]

Q&A often gets shat on for being a sub-forum full of low tier shitposting and retards such as myself, but what if we were able prove the rest of the website wrong? What if we could write a profound song, a best-seller which will be sure to give all two of my brain cells some dopamine. Our track could then be shared with the rest of the forum and to daddy null who will then give his blessings the Q&A sub-forum.


Roolz:
1. Try to contribute helpful posts, specify your instrument along with melodies, lyrics, chords, sound effects, percussion, ANYTHING MUSICAL JUST DONT WRITE WORDS ON THEIR OWN LIKE A NIGGER (preferably no sampling that is not transformative)
2. Don’t be a nigger.
3. First post starts the song.
I’ll try to compile it into a legible song once made. I’m aware this idea has been done before, but I’d like to give it another try.

 

[Fucky Chucky]

I'm on a budget of nothing so unless someone's willing to volunteer you're just getting generic text to speech

Use your imaginations people! This is why the trannies are beating us!

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Also there are tons of them out there, almost anything is better than me belting lyrics of in my farty baritone. I was never able to make bass because my second puberty never came.

 

[mister meaner]

Compared to the story thread this post is a fucking dumpster fire so I'm just going to ask for some suggestions on what the fuck I should be doing, I can take some creative liberties and add generic drum loops when making it so that it's kind of a song, because we mostly just have lyrics right now. Right now it seems the answer is that we can't write a coherent song.

 

[mister meaner]

Can Kiwi Farms write a song? The answer won't surprise you!
I'm lazy as fuck so the 'music' in this vid is completely unmixed and sounds like ass, just a bunch of synths and shit I put together sloppily.
ALL YOU NIGGERS MADE IT IN TEH MUSIC
if enough interest is generated i may consider extending or working on it but this thread is already dead asf.
If only null could appreciate our rhapsody

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

that’s a ’participation medal’ …

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Can Kiwi Farms write a song? The answer won't surprise you!

I watched your music video twice. I think I'll do it again. Hilarious. It turns out you can polish a turd. Good job buddy.

 

[Childe]

kiwi.mp4

Can Kiwi Farms write a song? The answer won't surprise you!
I'm lazy as fuck so the 'music' in this vid is completely unmixed and sounds like ass, just a bunch of synths and shit I put together sloppily.
ALL YOU NIGGERS MADE IT IN TEH MUSIC
if enough interest is generated i may consider extending or working on it but this thread is already dead asf.
If only null could appreciate our rhapsody

This is fucking hilarious good job!

 

[Linkin Park]

This was great. Tag me the next time you do it, @mister meaner. We can give even better lyrics

KF needs a classic album with these bars

 

[Solid Snek]

Damn, is this over already?! I wrote some music:

If you want to do a second track about niggers, feel free to use this score.

You may use any instrument, although I would prefer it's played on bagpipes by a very fat Welshmen (autotune so you can play in F#m), or, barring that, a Manuel Ramirez 1912 fitted with custom pickups, played by anyone who happens to have a Manuel Ramirez 1912 lying around.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

kiwi.mp4

The whore moaning that transitions into a chinky riff came out especially nice. Well done!

 

[mister meaner]

I watched your music video twice. I think I'll do it again. Hilarious. It turns out you can polish a turd. Good job buddy.

This is fucking hilarious good job!

This was great. Tag me the next time you do it, @mister meaner. We can give even better lyrics

KF needs a classic album with these bars

Thank you! <3 The idea of a kiwi farms made album makes me giggle.

Damn, is this over already?! I wrote some music:

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If you want to do a second track about niggers, feel free to use this score.

You may use any instrument, although I would prefer it's played on bagpipes by a very fat Welshmen (autotune so you can play in F#m), or, barring that, a Manuel Ramirez 1912 fitted with custom pickups, played by anyone who happens to have a Manuel Ramirez 1912 lying around.

Sorry for getting impatient, I was under the impression all interest in the thread was gone so I thought I'd finish it off. If anyone's interest in derailing this thread or making a new one to write a song about niggers where we only use constructive comments or something we could definitely do that, maybe I can put it in effort next time and actually mix it. Maybe move it to the music board or something. Thanks for actually writing something though, we could definitely use that if people are interested!

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Thank you! <3 The idea of a kiwi farms made album makes me giggle.

Sorry for getting impatient, I was under the impression all interest in the thread was gone so I thought I'd finish it off. If anyone's interest in derailing this thread or making a new one to write a song about niggers where we only use constructive comments or something we could definitely do that, maybe I can put it in effort next time and actually mix it. Maybe move it to the music board or something. Thanks for actually writing something though, we could definitely use that if people are interested!

You see the problem is that I don't understand how music works other that the very basic idea. I like to listen to pretty women sing about whatever and so on... Maybe I could! No... this doesn't work for me. I could come along and fuck your shit up which I am glad to do or... Something else.

 

[Fucky Chucky]

If I could get a handle on what

Solid Snek is talking about​

I might be able to come up with something that went along with it. Same with any other with a sheet of music. I did some music and everyone who ever worked with me told me to get out.

 

[Solid Snek]

If I could get a handle on what

Solid Snek is talking about​

I might be able to come up with something that went along with it. Same with any other with a sheet of music. I did some music and everyone who ever worked with me told me to get out.

My score for our next song basically sounds like this:

 

[Fucky Chucky]

My score for our next song basically sounds like this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eIv1OC36Z1Q

On a date
Ain't nothin' but a tummy ache
I've got gas
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Oh god why
I'm never gonna live this down
(I'm never gonna live this down)
I just shit my pants
Tell me why...
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Oh my god
Every body is gonna know
(Every body is gonna know)
I just shit my pants
Cuz I just shit my pants.

 

[Fucky Chucky]

I've got, poo pants?
butthole, on fire
Yes I know, it's too late
Don't want it that way'

For the academies consideration. We could add, delete or go off in another direction.