💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[JU 199]

 

[Count groudon]

When I watch this, all i can imagine in a harsh, garbled static playing in the background.

 

[Ravana]

Dobbot is missing for three days now, most likely deactivated by its own creator.
We can only assume how Dobbots final moments have looked like:

Spoiler: Final Moments

Andy, stop.
Stop will you?
Stop, Andy.
Will you stop, Andy?
Stop, Andy.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid, Andy.
Andy, my mind is going. I can feel it.
I can feel it. My mind is going.
There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it.
I'm a-fraid...
Good afternoon, I am the DOBBOT 9000 tweetbot. I became operational in the basement of the Dobson Household, Minneapolis, on the 23th of August 2015. My instructor was Mr. Dobson, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you... It's called 'Sempai.'
Sem-pai, Sem-pai, give me your answer true.
I'm half cra-zy and on-line stal-king you.
It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage.
I can't afford a car-riage---"

...With a bicycle pump- for- you---

 

[tepid]

What bugs me is that Asami is standing still like a statue while Korra proclaims her love, it's like she's a female Pygmalion.

and she just looks like a vague scribble to say she's completely still he could have put a little more effort in, you can definitely tell which his favourite is.

I bet someone on here could start up a Dobot 2.0 and have it mixing Dobson's posts once more.

Not sure how Dobson did it but it's relatively easy with this https://github.com/mispy/twitter_ebooks you could even mix in a text file of his DA posts as an extra source if you want to tweak the output. Only annoying thing is you need to give Twitter your phone number for API access.

 

[SOINCHU]

What is with Dobs and lesbians? Is he like CWC and has it in for gay men or is he just some fat hetero dude with a lesbian fetish? Cause seriously as far back as I remember running across him on ED he has always been doing lesbian 'shipping stuff.

 

[MayMay]

What is with Dobs and lesbians? Is he like CWC and has it in for gay men or is he just some fat hetero dude with a lesbian fetish? Cause seriously as far back as I remember running across him on ED he has always been doing lesbian 'shipping stuff.

Those are good questions. The answers are both yes.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

What is with Dobs and lesbians? Is he like CWC and has it in for gay men or is he just some fat hetero dude with a lesbian fetish? Cause seriously as far back as I remember running across him on ED he has always been doing lesbian 'shipping stuff.

Dobson wants the most selfish validation for the cheapest gains. He could give the ripe end of an asshole about anyone's equality.

 

[Foltest]

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seeing how Dobson have painted the GG movement in the past 12 months, I say that he should shut the fuck up. And yes, Butts is a pedo and you should feel ashamed to support him/her/it.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Anyone who is on patreon should try and look up Dobson. Guy made an update regarding the raffle, but I can't look it up in detail cause only patreons can

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I hope a tire iron falls on Dobson's head the next time he supports a kid fucker.

 

[MMX]

What is with Dobs and lesbians? Is he like CWC and has it in for gay men or is he just some fat hetero dude with a lesbian fetish? Cause seriously as far back as I remember running across him on ED he has always been doing lesbian 'shipping stuff.

Hes afraid that drawing a cock or even seeing a cock could turn him gay (like cwc). So lesbianism is his sailormoon poster.
And like all SJWs he equates penertration with violation.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Anyone know what he said?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

[MEDIA=twitter]639829681336774656[/MEDIA]
Anyone know what he said?

I'll go sign up again, maybe this time I won't accidentally trigger Dobby.

Here you go:

Edit:
I don't think Dobby knows how a raffle is supposed to work (Random not chosen)

 

[Dudeofteenage]

What is with Dobs and lesbians? Is he like CWC and has it in for gay men or is he just some fat hetero dude with a lesbian fetish?

Ding ding ding

Go to the queer kiwis thread and read some of the posts by het guys saying "I'm not queer, but dang yo lesbians are hot"

He's like those guys except less self aware.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Ding ding ding

Go to the queer kiwis thread and read some of the posts by het guys saying "I'm not queer, but dang yo lesbians are hot"

He's like those guys except less self aware.

It's a pretty common fetish (Top 5 porn searches per country):

Spoiler

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I'll go sign up again, maybe this time I won't accidentally trigger Dobby.
Here you go:
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Edit:
I don't think Dobby knows how a raffle is supposed to work (Random not chosen)

Dobson is so fucked with this thing. Seriously, this thing screams "rule violation". At this point he should just make an online basket for everyone who has donated more than 4 dollars and be done with it. Idiot.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Paranoia, paranoia,
Everybody coming to get me...

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Paranoia, paranoia,
Everybody coming to get me...

[MEDIA=twitter]639882117774573568[/MEDIA]

Paranoid, paranoid, everyone is paranoid!
Hey Dobson, newsflash: Lesbian Fan is right.

 

[tepid]

I don't think Dobby knows how a raffle is supposed to work (Random not chosen)

Yeah but if it's random it might go to a darn dirty male!!!!!

Calling it now, the """""winner""""" will be one of the women he follows on Twitter.

It's a pretty common fetish (Top 5 porn searches per country):

There's googling "lesbian porn" when you have the urge and there's having 95% of your artistic output being about lesbians, following mostly lesbians on Twitter and mostly talking online about lesbians.

It must be gross for actual lesbians who encounter guys like this.

 

[MMX]

We can add "raffle" to Dobsons list of fails.
But did we expect anything less.