Science Congolese rocket scientist preparing to launch first Congo astronaut into space - Specially trained guinea pig to be astronaut. No, an actual guinea pig.

Forget Branson and Bezos - Galaxionaut the guinea pig aims to be next space adventurer as part of Congolese DIY space rocket programme (costing just £110,000)​



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A guinea pig named Galaxionaut is aiming to follow Richard Branson and Jeff Bezo into space as part of a Congolese DIY rocket programme.

Patrice Keka, 51, is an engineer, physicist and mathematician who is intending to send the intrepid rodent high above the earth's atmosphere.
Galaxionaut will be sent as a passenger and then sail back to earth in a parachute as a test to see if Congolese people would survive the mission.

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Mr Keka has fashioned the metal rocket out of recycled oil drums and he intends to launch it 120 miles above the earth.
The inventor has previously launched five rockets since 2007, three of them successfully, with the furthest travelling more than 20 miles away from earth.
Space begins at an altitude of 60 miles meaning his next rocket would far exceed the limits of the earth's atmosphere.

The latest of Keka's creations is called Troposphere 6 and he believes everything has been calculated to perfection.
The rocket, which cost just £110,000 to build, should soar up then return to earth in a ballistic curve, he told Bild.

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There is no space programme in the Congo, where 80 per cent of the population live on less than a pound a day.
Keka raised most of the money himself with help from Swiss scientists who contributed a third of the funds.
Mr Keka's construction has three floors and is 50ft high.

On the first floor is a metric ton of solid fuel in a shell made of oil drums, which gives the first boost to the rocket, together with two boosters carrying 50kg of fuel.
The boosters should drop after three miles and the first floor of the rocket will detach after six miles.

Mr Keka said: 'By then we have to have reached Mach 2.5 speed so that the engine on the second floor can ignite.'
Sensors will monitor the temperature and pressure in the capsule housing Galaxionaut while a ventilation system will also regulate it to keep the animal alive.
A camera will relay images to earth during the historic mission.

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The guinea pig has been in training in southern Congo, and has been placed in a centrifuge to imitate space conditions.
The capsule containing Galaxionaut should return to Kinshasa should the mission be successful.

Mr Keka is planning the launch in a few weeks time from the village of Ngume, which prime minister Jean-Michel Lukonde has promised to attend.
The rocket scientist said: 'If everything works, I want to put telecommunications satellites into orbit for our country - and offer space tourism.'
 
So if he succeeds that's less than a grand a mile. Not bad. If he succeeds I vote he be allowed to send up some of those billionaires in his next attempt.

The guy looks to be living his best life. I hope it goes well.

If he succeeds, we might be looking at a sci-fi future where we have interstellar spaceships made from rusty, badly welded oil barrels.

And I'd be down with that.
 
I hope the guinea pig will be OK.

It'd be nice if flying saucers really worked. No rocket science crap like "delta v" or "specific impulse" to worry about. Just a power supply - or some material like "cavorite" - to just float into space.

But as far as I can see, we're limited to expensive and risky rocket propulsion to get into space.
 
Shit. This whole time we thought we needed space programs worth hundreds of millions (even billions) of dollars, and years upon years of r&d, when in reality all we ever needed was some old oil drums bolted together with bits of scrap metal. Us first world countries are so dumb.

It would be awesome if it actually worked, though.
 
how's your spaceship looking
You cant get the materials without the feds on your door...
Im also pretty sure there is no math behind this rocket.

Its not that hard to build a rocket like that. Just find the publications from the 20s and 30s, use google to translate them from German to what ever and build them in your workshop.
 
Frankly, there's a rocket concept known as the "Big Dumb Booster" approach that's basically just what this guy is doing. Build gigantic rocket boosters that go up as simply and cheaply as possible, since they're not going to survive the trip anyway. Fuel is the least expensive part of a rocket, so no need for efficiency and fancy electronics if you can build something that can just brute force its way into space.
 
When you realized you could go to space with less than half the price. Just need to find the right materials that work.
 
The guinea pig has been in training in southern Congo, and has been placed in a centrifuge to imitate space conditions.
The capsule containing Galaxionaut should return to Kinshasa should the mission be successful.

Jfc imagine the poor pig being whipped around at 5 Gs. How do you even train it for space flight?
 
I'm sure this guy knows what he's doing, the guinea pig will be perfectly safe.
 
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