The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Spergichu]

I can't wait until the Tranch gets raided by the feds and they become the new Waco for troons to rally behind. That is of course assuming they'd actually do something illegal and not just play pretend with airsoft guns and vests.

 

[Probably An Autist]

"White supremacist den in the middle of nowhere"
They probably knocked the door of a farmhouse down, in full gear armed with assault rifles, to "rescue" a faggot who lived with his parents because they told him that he should take off the programming socks and get a job.

remember its white supremacy to be disappointed in your faggot son

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

"White supremacist den in the middle of nowhere"
They probably knocked the door of a farmhouse down, in full gear armed with assault rifles, to "rescue" a faggot who lived with his parents because they told him that he should take off the programming socks and get a job.

If they had done that, the cops would have been called. This is a made up story meant to capitalize on the attention after NBCNews.com's puff piece.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

they probably picked up some fat kid they groomed on discord from his home in the suburbs while his mom cried in the background

 

[Law]

Kidnapping is a felony in all states, so they'll certainly alert the sherriff this time, right? It'd be pretty irresponsible to just let a den of white supremacist kidnappers off the hook, right?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

they probably picked up some fat kid they groomed on discord from his home in the suburbs while his mom cried in the background

Probably what happened if anything happened at all. But I want to believe someone on the farms pretended to be trans in order to give us an up close and personal view of the tranch. In the future were gonna have to launch our own gay op to get a kiwi from behind enemy lines.

 

[Meriasek]

"White supremacist den in the middle of nowhere"
They probably knocked the door of a farmhouse down, in full gear armed with assault rifles, to "rescue" a faggot who lived with his parents because they told him that he should take off the programming socks and get a job.

My guess? Some troon went to some roadhouse somewhere, was not treated like the dainty pretty lady he identified as, twatted his indignation at the Tranchers, and the Tranchers quickly slapped their pronoun patches on and rode. Probably LARPed storming the roadhouse all tacticool, doing their best operator-impression going in all duck and cover and grabbing the poor lost troon while the bar patrons were left exceptionally bewildered.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Please god, let them eventually kill somebody. I want to see this shit escalate. FULL FLEDGED TROON WARFARE 2021!

I don't know how this isn't an option on the thread poll tbh. Them imagining they're under siege and then a PTSD episode resulting in the shooting of a friendly cop almost feels like an inevitability.

 

[Divine right to rule]

My guess? Some troon went to some roadhouse somewhere, was not treated like the dainty pretty lady he identified as, twatted his indignation at the Tranchers, and the Tranchers quickly slapped their pronoun patches on and rode. Probably LARPed storming the roadhouse all tacticool, doing their best operator-impression going in all duck and cover and grabbing the poor lost troon while the bar patrons were left exceptionally bewildered.

What the hell is a roadhouse? Some sort of crack den brothel?

 

[AnOminous]

"White supremacist den in the middle of nowhere"
They probably knocked the door of a farmhouse down, in full gear armed with assault rifles, to "rescue" a faggot who lived with his parents because they told him that he should take off the programming socks and get a job.

They didn't knock down shit. If they had they'd be in the hospital or the morgue.

Probably what happened if anything happened at all. But I want to believe someone on the farms pretended to be trans in order to give us an up close and personal view of the tranch. In the future were gonna have to launch our own gay op to get a kiwi from behind enemy lines.

It'd be pretty easy to pass as a troon. Just don't shave for a few days, or shower for that matter, then buy some mall ninja gear, and try as hard as possible to look like the man you are.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Still no picture of the extracted tranny. Just a picture of the "food" they intended to torture the person with the next morning. Beginning to doubt they even exist.

 

[Meriasek]

What the hell is a roadhouse? Some sort of crack den brothel?

It's like a highway rest stop with a restaurant/bar. Usually a place where you find Patrick Swayze being all zen and shit.

 

[scumbus]

I want them to post the rescued sister tran. Right now I don't think he actually exists. A daring rescue from a house full of white supremacists that you were lured to would be a great source of narcissistic supply, so I'd expect him (whoever he is) to never shut up about it.

Also imagine being rescued then making yourself at home in Jarrod's pallet-wood death-trap shanty shower. I would beg to go back.

You would think the the tweet blowing up would make them want to post about it more if it were real. As far as I've seen they've only mentioned their new captive "sister" twice, and only alluded to him in the vaguest possible ways. I'm dying to know more honestly, like who tf is this dude? Is it another deadbeat-dad-turned-troon running away from their responsibilities? A babyfur? A pedo? Only time can tell.

 

[Tour of Italy]

This is either an extremely depressing LARP or an actual crime.

The LARPiness is inversely proportional probability that police are/will be involved.

 

[Law]

It'd be pretty easy to pass as a troon. Just don't shave for a few days, or shower for that matter, then buy some mall ninja gear, and try as hard as possible to look like the man you are.

Remember to also stop cutting your hair and gain 30 pounds.

 

[Slav Power]

I hope that the Tranch's end will essentially be Waco 2.0, it would be the most spectacular ending to this dumpster fire.

 

[Beautiful Border]

I know this point has probably been made repeatedly, but absolutely nothing about any of these people is in any way womanly or feminine. Actual women for the most part aren't interested in guns or trucks, and they wouldn't pull stunts like this that are clearly the product of a sense of masculine bravado. Why exactly would you pretend to be a woman and then not act like one in any recognisable way? What's the point?

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

We should all just be grateful to the tranch, we're having a slow week and they put all this effort into making shit up and giving us this QUALITY entertainment.
Semper-fi you freaking weirdos.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is either completely made up, or they just picked up a hitchhiking truck stop hooker off the side of the road.

I think the "rescued" person contacted the tranch over discord and claimed they were literally gonna die if they weren't evacuated. So they showed up and escorted them off the premises.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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Operation Open Freedom, codenamed Stinkditch Stepup.

2 favourite things about this are the patches, for when they find the corpses, and are confused why these men have "She/Her" on their vests, and the visual image of this all. Because they just say "dicey" and "sketch AF white supremacist den." The guy probably told a lesbian they were a girl, used the chinky girl filter to predate on her, and were rejected and insanely emberrassed. Then team 41% shows up, fully armed and using call signals, "This is code name girldick going to extract asset "catfish carl" fuck drumpf over." Then catfish carl is just alone on a parkbench, alone and ignored by everyone, but crying because he is a tranny and out of touch with reality so he thinks everyone is either going to rape or murder him.