🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

So they gave her a feeding tube that drains into her stomach....when she can swallow just fine but claims she throws everything from...her stomach...up?

And is sarcastic about why the GI gives her a TPN warning and wonders what she wants him to do?

EDIT: NJ, not NG. I stopped listening to her BS. Her care team are heroes of patience.

Also, if she had a “stiff attack” during her x-ray, she has proven that she can still breathe, speak, communicate and is just in ”pain” with muscle spasms, she just needs a shot in the ass with benzos. So while someone is going to fetch her drugs, there’s no reason not to move her around and get her imaging studies done. It isn’t as if x-ray technicians don’t move people with broken bones and such around to get a completed picture of their (also painful) injures in order to diagnose and treat.

This girl is a mess.
 
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So they gave her a feeding tube that drains into her stomach....when she can swallow just fine but claims she throws everything from...her stomach...up?

And is sarcastic about why the GI gives her a TPN warning and wonders what she wants him to do?
It's an NJ tube into her intestines. But, yeah, she keeps claiming she can't have this or that and leaves the doctors with basically zero options to treat her, if they even believe her in the first place.
 
It's an NJ tube into her intestines. But, yeah, she keeps claiming she can't have this or that and leaves the doctors with basically zero options to treat her, if they even believe her in the first place.
She’s so intolerable I skipped the last video where she specifies NJ over NG. I really just can’t stand her, she’s exhausting to listen to.
 
When we left Sydney, she was desperately trying to get diagnosed with literally anything, getting fired from jobs at an impressive pace, ignoring her diabetes because candy is just too good, and claiming a growing number of triggers to her anxiety, PTSD, and seizures, all while going to Disney and Universal Studios all the time. She promised that 2018 was going to be her year, where things finally start to look up for her.
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Of course they don’t. Instead she somehow gets worse at everything in very public and funny ways.

She rings in the new year with an upper GI contrast study, claiming she’s been losing weight and can’t eat like she normally does. Doesn’t sound like a problem, Syd. Of course she has a seizure during this test and her magic dog alerts from another room again.
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Nerve study, almost passed out from the pain. Everyone I talked to said it’s uncomfortable but not intense.
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Definitely trying to be read as blind with those dark sunglasses at night and the guide harness. Passed out and had seizures on a roller coaster. How she knows this when she was unconscious and her friend was not able to properly assess the situation due to being on a roller coaster is beyond me. This particular roller coaster is so indoor/outdoor with the indoor portions being in near-total darkness. There’s also TWO sections in said darkness where she’d be exposed to strobes, specifically: a photo spot at the end of a track switch, and the infamous “Disco Yeti.” The yeti animatronic that used to be the big finale of the coaster is broken in a way that will cause catastrophic failure of its support structure and potentially kill people if they keep running it, but it can’t be repaired without dismantling a large portion of the ride. Therefore it does not move but stands frozen with an arm extended while strobes flash to give the illusion of movement. It has been lovingly dubbed the Disco Yeti. Sydney had to be aware of it since she goes to the parks multiple times per week and it’s one of those weird little inside jokes.
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Turns out it’s not some rare spoonie disease putting her off her eats but regular old gallbladder troubles. You know there’s a set of risk factors for gallbladder disease called the Five Fs: female, fertile, fat, fair, and forty. Congratulations on eating yourself to organ damage 17 years sooner than expected, Sydney! She doesn’t mention having it out so I’m pretty sure they just told her to fix her diet and lose weight.
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First time bringing up her “abusers”. This is one of the things that made these posts take forever, because I was determined to figure out what this could possibly be.
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Thanks Mama Going! First we learn that in 2014-15 Sydney attempted to go back to college at Ringling College of Art in Sarasota, about an hour from home, and lived on campus. She had her old SD, Tonka, with her and fell in with some...er.. interesting people.
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Well, at least two of her "abusers" were these people Sydney invited to stay at Mama Going's new house because they offered to take her to Disney. Mom had just moved in with the other kids and Sydney was house sitting while they were away on vacation when she let these individuals stay in the house with her. According to Mama Going they brought over animals in addition to the multitude the Goings already had and apparently no one cleaned for the entire week. The mattress was befouled and doors and the roomba were broken.
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This leads us to the name Dantee Cryvante, a fat furfag, and his wife Alexandra/Allie, also fat. The dog is named Zeta. Anyone who has read through the zoosadism thread just got uncomfortable in their seats, but for those who can’t stomach it, furfags who actually like to fuck dogs in real life aka zoophiles use the zeta symbol as an identifier. He and his wife are constantly e-begging for everything and are the type who get in "accidents" everywhere they go then sue the business. The thing in the wheelchair is the wife. Basically they are peak white trash.
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He’s actually dying, kidney failure caused by years of uncontrolled type2 diabetes and his posts these days are all about dialysis. But he only mentions having the dog for his mentulz and has never, that I've seen ,claimed it did a diabetic alert or anything to help with the kidnarinos. Can't help but notice he claims night terrors which is something Sydney also claims she has in her post.
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mmm i'd rather be petty than a dogfucker
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Anyway I’m pretty sure these are about Sydney in which case his side of the story is he tried to help her by taking her to disney after she lied about almost being raped by some other furfag and then she turned around and accused these people of also almost raping her. She has not stopped lying about him since then while he has stopped engaging after their initial fight. Other furries chime in that she is insane. I don’t know who to believe but it really doesn't matter. Either way the core story is "sydney invites gross dogfuckers to spend a week at her mother's house, they get grosser than she anticipates and instead of kicking them out and taking ownership, she cries like a little bitch when mom gets home." Everyone sucks and it's great!
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Meanwhile mom is just happy that sometimes Sydney can hold a job for 4 minutes. She posts these job seeker links fairly regularly tagging Sydney and only Sydney in them. None of her other children.
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Back to Sydney’s account. Now the dog also alerts to low oxygen sats. Phone pulse ox apps are known to be very unreliable. The bigger issue is they’ll give you a normal reading when you’re actually low, but there’s also hypochondriacs convincing themselves they have low sats when they’re fine. Hinting she needs to see this very specific doctor and can’t afford him. Goodness, who could that be?
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Autism appears. Also not having the dog leashed is another baiting tactic since the average person assumes that a service dog needs to be leashed.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha no. This is some shit right out of a lifetime movie. I am actually willing to bet US currency that these funny internet words I’m writing are the most effort anyone has ever gone through to “harass” Sydney. The almost rapists have been promoted to rapists. The date here lines up with Dantee's second post venting about what a nutcase she is.
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#seizurealert is back.
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A new job and new health problems that her new boss certainly won’t mind accommodating as she is such a valued member of her team.
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Kida looks so thrilled.
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Ope, got a bad dog bite at work on her second week
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LOL FIRED. But hey, she’s finally admit the seizures are psychogenic non-epileptic seizures. Progress! I’m gonna go one further and speculate that the PNES diagnosis was the neurologist’s way of making her fuck off without outright saying “you’re faking.” The alert is just the dog licking Sydney’s face while she lies in bed, because she’s a dog.
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After that video Syd takes a two month break from social media. She reappears in early June to announce the big news that she is finally graduating from the cheap clunky Invacare wheelchair to a custom lightweight one. Over the moon! So excited! The PT assures her she just needs a referral and she’ll have that soon! She’s been practicing wheelchair tasks with the dog! (Lightly slipped in there that she’s also been using the dog for heavy mobility)
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A week later, this is her finest work. So the video is her dog licking her on the lips again because that’s what dogs like doing, but of course in munchie realm this is a serious seizure alert. But the caption. Oh, lord. She got her wheelchair referral. She marched with no cane (because lol in her excitement she forgot she’s disabled) to the PT and proudly handed over her ticket. One top-tier munchie prize, please! The PT took it, walked away, and refused to fit her for the chair because Sydney doesn’t need it and the PT would be committing medical fraud by helping her obtain one. Sydney does not understand since this PT told her all she needed was a slip and her doctor has provided her with one. It could not be that the PT was saying she didn’t need a wheelchair and her doctor would have referred her for one if she did, who was then shocked that a doctor did refer her for one since she did not have any mobility issues. No, it was this dirty lying PT punching poor Sydney in the gut. This upset Sydney so much that she pretended to have a seizure, one of those ones where she’s fully aware that NO ONE EVEN CAME TO CHECK ON HER. This might be because they saw her filming and taking mirror selfies with the dog. She then ran up the stairs to be sick – recall that this was an assessment for a wheelchair she swears she needs – and passed out on the bathroom floor. PT lets her have her poopy pants tantrum for another half hour before coming to check on her (and tell her to GTFO). Finally, the PT keeps the wheelchair referral papers and won’t let Sydney have them back, while dialing up the doctor who gave it to tell on her. Absolutely based PT. This post went up the next day, when Sydney is fixing to march back and DEMAND her referral be returned, then she’s going to take it to the supplier herself and find a PT who isn’t an ableist meanie and will let her have her hard-earned prize! Based PT apparently did not return the referral, as Sydney did not get her custom ride. Oh god. It’s a triumph. A true work of art.
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Ahem. Also she got this female service dog prospect because she just celebrated three years with Kida which means Kida is positively obsolete and must be replaced like last year’s iPhone. This dog appears once and is never spoken of again. (Mama going post pics of her sometimes but never mentions she was at one point an accessory to Sydney's act)
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Fake seizure in Target because someone brought their PET in. Sat on the floor with the dog’s head on her shoulder and somehow this prevented her from going unconscious, which she wouldn’t have done anyway. Real issue: she complained to Target manager who wouldn’t make the other person leave so she had to throw a tantrum to make them feel bad.
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Decides she’s bisexual and claims she didn’t realize it because the furfag dogfuckers scared her off sex or something. Straight girls pretending to like pussy for clout is nothing special these days, Syd.
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Hanging out with Mel the fat butch dog trainer and Alexx of milk-barking dog fame.
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more hoping people will think she's blind with a cane and dark glasses when no one else is wearing them.
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Tries out for Halloween Horror Nights like she wanted. Gets cut during the first audition.
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Sudden food allergy to gluten. Maybe she should care more about the diabetes she stopped mentioning and not eat a sugar-and-flour bomb.
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Laying down and flopping around on the nasty public bathroom floor at Disney for attention.
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This girl eats nothing but fried carbs I swear.
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Oh hello Nala. You finally made it.
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And Molly looking like she’s going to combust from pure anxiety as always.
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Over on facebook Sydney occasionally posts pics of her letting her dog be pet by some strangers at a convention and theme parks because she likes their costumes and wants a pic with them, but others are told the dog is working and if it’s distracted SYDNEY COULD DIE!!! People in the comments want to know why only somepeople are allowed to distract the dog. Sydney doesn’t have an answer.

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You freak out if anyone acts interested in your dog. This ribbon is for CRPS awareness
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Turned 25, raising money for CRPS ($2 raised lol)
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Claiming Popular Movie gave her a migraine and almost seizures because flashing lights
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From September through December 2018, Sydney is mostly boring. All she posts is character meet and greets from various theme parks and events, and unfunny spoonie memes. Then suddenly a few days before Christmas, she’s hospitalized and #EDS has officially made an appearance. No explanation. The good thing is we don’t need Sydney for this. . .
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Because Mama Going constantly tells on her for us. Let’s briefly rewind and see what actually has been happening through the lens of her enabling boomer mom’s facebook. (Side note this woman is like OBSESSED with trans kids and has been for many years so it’s really no surprise the lesbian daughter trooned out for mom’s affection). Mom's been on facebook for longer than Syd's insta has existed. Here's a pic from Syd's 21st birthday where she looks like a 45 year old divorcee bank teller. That's Tonk's leash on her wrist.
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Mama lets us know that Sydney is in fact t2 diabetic by tagging her in articles about metformin.
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She also exposes that Syd has been having diagnostic procedures and not being diagnosed with anything since 2014, shortly after she started back at college.
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Here’s a pic from when she was in the hospital for a week to monitor those seizures that she doesn’t have that they couldn’t provoke her into having.
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Mom starts posting about POTS in November 2017 and by the end of the 2019 both daughters are diagnosed and it's a frequent subject of mama bear posts.
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What autoimmune disease? These girls never say which, just “autoimmune issues.”
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Sydney has "texture issues" with her blanket
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In August 2018 asking for real treatments for the POTS
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This brings us to early December 2018 when we find out that Sydney has had a port placed just a few days ago – one she never mentions or shows on the ‘gram - and has already been to the ER twice because of it. This is the “last time I was here” she’s talking about in the post from the current hospitalization. Gets admitted and given IV abx for a line infection and just days after getting this grand prize, her port is removed. She’s sent home with a PICC and IV antibiotics. Home health will be handling her infusions from here out.
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ANGRY MOMMA POST about home health being late and autistic Sydney having to make her own phone calls
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Just rub the dog on the PICC line, that’s real sanitary.
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And here’s the pre-christmas hospital admission Syd posted about on Insta in late December. She’s done the sepsis again. PICC-chan is removed. Bad reaction to abx.
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Aww that’s nice, released just in time for crimbo with a new PICC to fuck with.
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Despite all this on 3 January 2019 she gets a second port placed for saline. What kind of quack is authorizing this?
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Why, it’s a dysautonomia specialist that isn’t covered by insurance who takes patients who have been told over and over that they are not sick.
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And he’s in Clearwater. Well, I think we can call this one a CONFIRMED TREVINETTE. With that, she joins the ranks of Jaquie, Janiece, Julian, Phoebe, and of course the queen of my heart Amanda "Skinwalker" Winig.
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Momma is also happy to take advice from Dr. Grubb, the Trevino of the midwest, and reblogs shit from the Mighty. Safe to say she's totally complicit here.
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Back to Sydney, she accidentally does a Boomer on her facebook and posts a review meant to go on a home health page to her own timeline
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She joins a gym right after her port is placed because 2019 is going to be HER YEAR!
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Sydney and Megan are besties! I’m sure this friendship will last through the ages and ohlookitsalex
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Treat yoself and Lord Beetus to a big box of candy! Self care! Escape your life of doing absolutely nothing with a day at Disney!
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Anniversary of her suicide attempt because mean furries were mean. So she didn't just cry to mommy. She went full BPD.
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February, we’re suddenly stuck in the hospital again.
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Surprise! She infected her line again. This time they don’t take her toy away.
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The juxtaposition of the cast member’s hands and the HANDS OFF tag is really funny.
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And starts doing commissions of her weird furry art. Planning to go back to school at Ringling School of Art and Design in Sarasota.
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Amber in the comments
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Blind larp continues, #guidedog. The dog on the left is fuckin terrified man.
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Giant sugar cookie, more sugar water at Flower & Garden fest
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Poor thing can't even watch her nerd content!
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In March she starts a fundraiser for her new SDIT. She needs help because her job just fired her. Lol. She apparently worked at Amazon for 5 minutes, not even long enough to list it on her facebook profile, and got fired after committing to buying a Rhodesian Ridgeback puppy from a breeder. Rhodesians are a poor choice for service dog if I’ve ever seen one. They’re strong but they’re also ridiculously high-energy and intense, prey drive through the roof, stubborn and independent. They’re bred to run really fast for a long time so they can hunt lions. There is a reason SD orgs use labs and goldens.
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She also starts selling all her shit and taking more art commissions
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And sells a dogfucker costume. Imagine buying a secondhand plus sized fursuit holy fuck. She says she has no more connections in the furfag community. I am going to go out on a limb and say it’s because she made it sound like the gross degenerate dogfuckers broke into her house, trashed it, and raped her then harassed her and sent her death threats for years. She and her mom called them out on social media. So before she was making herself a pariah in the spoonieverse she was getting kicked out of the furry community. The community where grown men walk around dressed like puppy-baby hybrids, complete with diapers full of their own shit. The community that rallied to defend people who got caught fucking puppies to death. Those people don’t even want Sydney.
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She obtains the new dog, Schmendrick, and immediately begins hauling him to theme parks.
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Hmm. Claims Kida does all kinds of necessary and life-saving tasks for her but now that she has the new totally untrained puppy she can leave Kida home with a booboo. Since Kida’s an allergy dog, booboo is code for hotspot.
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In May Mama Going posts these delightful mothers day photos showing that Port-chan lives and Sydney is still eating a fine diet for a type2 with gallbladder issues now claiming gluten allergy too.
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When you totally for realzies need a wheelchair but move to a regular chair at the restaurant so your puppy can sleep on it. Wait wait, that is not her Inovacare clunker.
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That looks like a Tilite Aero Z to me! And tism earmuffs.
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more gay larping.
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Being a Karen because other people also brought their dogs to this event.
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Sydney’s life is looking good finally, almost too good!
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Because she finally landed her dream job at Halloween Horror Nights, which could lead to a more permanent position with Universal!
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And she gets a spinal cord stim implant for her totally real CRPS. Mom still on the POTS train.
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Hanging out with Rae and Megan
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Tard earmuffs for the autism again. Funny she never needed them before she started hanging out with other people who swore they did.
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Having another port removed after she fucked it up. Hopefully she won’t fuck up the next one too!
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LOL FIRED.
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But don’t worry, she’s going to bartending school now!
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Dog doesn’t like the costumed characters and that simply won’t do. can’t have service dog that doesn’t want to pose at disney!
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Alerted to what? His own anxiety? That colorful thing his paws are on is a rollator she decorated with patterened duct tape. Still on that liquid sugar diet.
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Service. Greyhound. Legitimately one of the worst choices for a SD breed I have seen, holy shit.
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Greyhound is owned by a heterosexual female pretending to be a stereotypical degenerate sex-obsessed fag complete with bondage harness. Classy. At least the greyhound is retired now. She's in Maryland so unfortunately not a stop on this merry tour of ours.
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So this video of Kida reacting to the raptor puppet ended up going viral in Jan 2020 which got her more attention
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And she also got a bartending job. Looks like things are starting to look up again for dear old Sydn-
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LOL COOF’D.
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Back in February 2020 is the last evidence I can find that she and Megan were still friends
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With a looming pandemic Sydney continues to go to the parks despite her many health conditions because she needs to train her puppy and there is nowhere else in the entire world you can train a puppy.
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You remember that wheelchair Shmendrick was sitting in? It is in fact the Trevino favorite, TiLite Aero Z, as proven by this sale ad. She’s claiming she’s lost so much weight that it no longer fits her and she will be getting a new one soon.
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….Svelt.
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tbf she actually did lose weight. Here is an assortment of photos from Mom’s facebook between 2014 and 2019.
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still has a perfect diet though
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Oh look, they ignored Kida’s ears and she got a hematoma just like Tonk. Crowdfunding again for the surgery so at least this one dosn’t end up permanently deformed. Aural hematomas are notorious for filling back up as soon as they’re drained which is why they “quilt” the stitches, and many vets won’t even bother to just drain and wait these days, and she has experience with what happens if you don’t treat these properly. So why, then, didn’t she go right to the quilting stitches? Because she thought she could cheap out and get away with just draining. And Sydney, you’re probably not getting unemployment because you used yours too often and haven’t worked enough between claims.
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The fundraiser is not just for the ear surgery but also new gear she wants and continued care for Kida. “probably going to need a monthly cortisone shot” = we haven’t been preventatively treating the allergy dog for her allergies and now her ear is broken.
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As soon as the parks reopen Sydney is back there and drinking liquid sugar with her dogs
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Still attempting to attach herself to the queers now that the furries and spoonies don’t want her anymore.
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Wow what a poor choice of haircut. And this is a photo she doesn’t hate
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She gets really into dog sports here which makes her chimp sometimes because the other dog sports people have a lot to say to her. I don’t really care but her smug posts about it are kind of funny sometimes.
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And kida now has a kennel name, I guess for competition, but it looks really hilarious to give a busted shelter mutt a name like this. I don't know who Liara is. If this is a dog she has already obtained she has only posted about it in stories I missed or in private on FB.
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Good thing she's got a new job to fund this expensive hob-
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LOL FIRED.
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Vague posting about her abusers again lol. I guess admitting she made the furries mad because she ratted them out to mommy isn't a good look
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Another go at selling cartoon dog art
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Gets a job giving ghost tours of Tampa through an affiliate of US Ghost Adventures.
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Crossover with Flirty, the service horse for a fatass with plantar fasciitis.
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I have no idea what this is but it’s apparently another attempt to make money? Hosting trivia nights? Some kind of MLM?
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She planned to show and breed Schmendrick but that fell through. He’s got too many faults for showing and he’s gotten aggressive, errrm, defensive, with his balls intact. Now getting his joints checked. NOW getting his joints checked. After she’s already had him in weight pulling for months.
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Other people with Rhodesians tell her they’re not fit for weight pulling because they’re sighthounds. She insists that because he’s top of his division and not screaming in pain he’s fine. He’s also very young so he has that on his side for now.
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Don’t look at my dog, it triggers my PTSD
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A few weeks ago, admitting no one in the cool girl spoonie club still likes her. Whitney has said in story posts that she’s no longer active in the service dog community so she might have just cut ties with everyone, the others I really have no idea what their beef is except Mel, which we will cover during Mel's timeline
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I think this is the non-binary flag, can’t tell if she claims she’s an uwu enby now or if Carley the lesbian sister does. A few times she refers to Carley as “my sibling” with they/them pronouns.
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Oh hey, new wheelchair! And she really does look like she's lost some weight.
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And that brings us up to now where she has decided it’d be a good Idea to pick a fight with Megan when she has few allies and anyone who agrees with her isn’t gonna say shit because Megan is a bottomless pit of BPD freakout who will try to get you fired, wish rape and murder on you, and blast you all over social media for saying a single word out of line.
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As this battle wears on, Sydney realizes that even after blocking Megan people are still tattling on her (your account is public retard, anyone can make a sock and see what you said), almost no one is defending her, and she doesn’t want to talk about it anymore guys please, megan and all involved have got a lolsuit on their hands!!!
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Here Megan tells people that what we’re doing here is fine because they put all this shit on the internet of their own volition. Thanks Megan! Now tell that to instagram so they stop slapping me with bans for stalking. I wonder if she felt the same way when Whitney released a single screenshot of what Megan had been saying about her in group chats.
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So there’s Sydney. It’s like watching someone fall down the up escalator for five years while no one makes any effort to help her. But our adventure with Sydney does not end just because we’re caught up chronologically. Join me for part 3 where we dive even deeper into Sydney's social media and Sydney Herself lets us in on the secrets to successfully failing to succeed.
 
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When we left Sydney, she was desperately trying to get diagnosed with literally anything, getting fired from jobs at an impressive pace, ignoring her diabetes because candy is just too good, and claiming a growing number of triggers to her anxiety, PTSD, and seizures, all while going to Disney and Universal Studios all the time. She promised that 2018 was going to be her year, where things finally start to look up for her.
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Of course they don’t. Instead she somehow gets worse at everything in very public and funny ways.

She rings in the new year with an upper GI contrast study, claiming she’s been losing weight and can’t eat like she normally does. Doesn’t sound like a problem, Syd. Of course she has a seizure during this test and her magic dog alerts from another room again.
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Nerve study, almost passed out from the pain. Everyone I talked to said it’s uncomfortable but not intense.
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Definitely trying to be read as blind with those dark sunglasses at night and the guide harness. Passed out and had seizures on a roller coaster. How she knows this when she was unconscious and her friend was not able to properly assess the situation due to being on a roller coaster is beyond me. This particular roller coaster is so indoor/outdoor with the indoor portions being in near-total darkness. There’s also TWO sections in said darkness where she’d be exposed to strobes, specifically: a photo spot at the end of a track switch, and the infamous “Disco Yeti.” The yeti animatronic that used to be the big finale of the coaster is broken in a way that will cause catastrophic failure of its support structure and potentially kill people if they keep running it, but it can’t be repaired without dismantling a large portion of the ride. Therefore it does not move but stands frozen with an arm extended while strobes flash to give the illusion of movement. It has been lovingly dubbed the Disco Yeti. Sydney had to be aware of it since she goes to the parks multiple times per week and it’s one of those weird little inside jokes.
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Turns out it’s not some rare spoonie disease putting her off her eats but regular old gallbladder troubles. You know there’s a set of risk factors for gallbladder disease called the Five Fs: female, fertile, fat, fair, and forty. Congratulations on eating yourself to organ damage 17 years sooner than expected, Sydney! She doesn’t mention having it out so I’m pretty sure they just told her to fix her diet and lose weight.
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First time bringing up her “abusers”. This is one of the things that made these posts take forever, because I was determined to figure out what this could possibly be.
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Thanks Mama Going! First we learn that in 2014-15 Sydney attempted to go back to college at Ringling College of Art in Sarasota, about an hour from home, and lived on campus. She had her old SD, Tonka, with her and fell in with some...er.. interesting people.
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Well, at least two of her "abusers" were these people Sydney invited to stay at Mama Going's new house because they offered to take her to Disney. Mom had just moved in with the other kids and Sydney was house sitting while they were away on vacation when she let these individuals stay in the house with her. According to Mama Going they brought over animals in addition to the multitude the Goings already had and apparently no one cleaned for the entire week. The mattress was befouled and doors and the roomba were broken.
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This leads us to the name Dantee Cryvante, a fat furfag, and his wife Alexandra/Allie, also fat. The dog is named Zeta. Anyone who has read through the zoosadism thread just got uncomfortable in their seats, but for those who can’t stomach it, furfags who actually like to fuck dogs in real life aka zoophiles use the zeta symbol as an identifier. He and his wife are constantly e-begging for everything and are the type who get in "accidents" everywhere they go then sue the business. The thing in the wheelchair is the wife. Basically they are peak white trash.
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He’s actually dying, kidney failure caused by years of uncontrolled type2 diabetes and his posts these days are all about dialysis. But he only mentions having the dog for his mentulz and has never, that I've seen ,claimed it did a diabetic alert or anything to help with the kidnarinos. Can't help but notice he claims night terrors which is something Sydney also claims she has in her post.
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mmm i'd rather be petty than a dogfucker
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Anyway I’m pretty sure these are about Sydney in which case his side of the story is he tried to help her by taking her to disney after she lied about almost being raped by some other furfag and then she turned around and accused these people of also almost raping her. She has not stopped lying about him since then while he has stopped engaging after their initial fight. Other furries chime in that she is insane. I don’t know who to believe but it really doesn't matter. Either way the core story is "sydney invites gross dogfuckers to spend a week at her mother's house, they get grosser than she anticipates and instead of kicking them out and taking ownership, she cries like a little bitch when mom gets home." Everyone sucks and it's great!
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Meanwhile mom is just happy that sometimes Sydney can hold a job for 4 minutes. She posts these job seeker links fairly regularly tagging Sydney and only Sydney in them. None of her other children.
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Back to Sydney’s account. Now the dog also alerts to low oxygen sats. Phone pulse ox apps are known to be very unreliable. The bigger issue is they’ll give you a normal reading when you’re actually low, but there’s also hypochondriacs convincing themselves they have low sats when they’re fine. Hinting she needs to see this very specific doctor and can’t afford him. Goodness, who could that be?
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Autism appears. Also not having the dog leashed is another baiting tactic since the average person assumes that a service dog needs to be leashed.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha no. This is some shit right out of a lifetime movie. I am actually willing to bet US currency that these funny internet words I’m writing are the most effort anyone has ever gone through to “harass” Sydney. The almost rapists have been promoted to rapists. The date here lines up with Dantee's second post venting about what a nutcase she is.
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#seizurealert is back.
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A new job and new health problems that her new boss certainly won’t mind accommodating as she is such a valued member of her team.
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Kida looks so thrilled.
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Ope, got a bad dog bite at work on her second week
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LOL FIRED. But hey, she’s finally admit the seizures are psychogenic non-epileptic seizures. Progress! I’m gonna go one further and speculate that the PNES diagnosis was the neurologist’s way of making her fuck off without outright saying “you’re faking.” The alert is just the dog licking Sydney’s face while she lies in bed, because she’s a dog.
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After that video Syd takes a two month break from social media. She reappears in early June to announce the big news that she is finally graduating from the cheap clunky Invacare wheelchair to a custom lightweight one. Over the moon! So excited! The PT assures her she just needs a referral and she’ll have that soon! She’s been practicing wheelchair tasks with the dog! (Lightly slipped in there that she’s also been using the dog for heavy mobility)
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A week later, this is her finest work. So the video is her dog licking her on the lips again because that’s what dogs like doing, but of course in munchie realm this is a serious seizure alert. But the caption. Oh, lord. She got her wheelchair referral. She marched with no cane (because lol in her excitement she forgot she’s disabled) to the PT and proudly handed over her ticket. One top-tier munchie prize, please! The PT took it, walked away, and refused to fit her for the chair because Sydney doesn’t need it and the PT would be committing medical fraud by helping her obtain one. Sydney does not understand since this PT told her all she needed was a slip and her doctor has provided her with one. It could not be that the PT was saying she didn’t need a wheelchair and her doctor would have referred her for one if she did, who was then shocked that a doctor did refer her for one since she did not have any mobility issues. No, it was this dirty lying PT punching poor Sydney in the gut. This upset Sydney so much that she pretended to have a seizure, one of those ones where she’s fully aware that NO ONE EVEN CAME TO CHECK ON HER. This might be because they saw her filming and taking mirror selfies with the dog. She then ran up the stairs to be sick – recall that this was an assessment for a wheelchair she swears she needs – and passed out on the bathroom floor. PT lets her have her poopy pants tantrum for another half hour before coming to check on her (and tell her to GTFO). Finally, the PT keeps the wheelchair referral papers and won’t let Sydney have them back, while dialing up the doctor who gave it to tell on her. Absolutely based PT. This post went up the next day, when Sydney is fixing to march back and DEMAND her referral be returned, then she’s going to take it to the supplier herself and find a PT who isn’t an ableist meanie and will let her have her hard-earned prize! Based PT apparently did not return the referral, as Sydney did not get her custom ride. Oh god. It’s a triumph. A true work of art.
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Ahem. Also she got this female service dog prospect because she just celebrated three years with Kida which means Kida is positively obsolete and must be replaced like last year’s iPhone. This dog appears once and is never spoken of again. (Mama going post pics of her sometimes but never mentions she was at one point an accessory to Sydney's act)
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Fake seizure in Target because someone brought their PET in. Sat on the floor with the dog’s head on her shoulder and somehow this prevented her from going unconscious, which she wouldn’t have done anyway. Real issue: she complained to Target manager who wouldn’t make the other person leave so she had to throw a tantrum to make them feel bad.
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Decides she’s bisexual and claims she didn’t realize it because the furfag dogfuckers scared her off sex or something. Straight girls pretending to like pussy for clout is nothing special these days, Syd.
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Hanging out with Mel the fat butch dog trainer and Alexx of milk-barking dog fame.
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more hoping people will think she's blind with a cane and dark glasses when no one else is wearing them.
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Tries out for Halloween Horror Nights like she wanted. Gets cut during the first audition.
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Sudden food allergy to gluten. Maybe she should care more about the diabetes she stopped mentioning and not eat a sugar-and-flour bomb.
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Laying down and flopping around on the nasty public bathroom floor at Disney for attention.
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This girl eats nothing but fried carbs I swear.
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Oh hello Nala. You finally made it.
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And Molly looking like she’s going to combust from pure anxiety as always.
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Over on facebook Sydney occasionally posts pics of her letting her dog be pet by some strangers at a convention and theme parks because she likes their costumes and wants a pic with them, but others are told the dog is working and if it’s distracted SYDNEY COULD DIE!!! People in the comments want to know why only somepeople are allowed to distract the dog. Sydney doesn’t have an answer.

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You freak out if anyone acts interested in your dog. This ribbon is for CRPS awareness
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Turned 25, raising money for CRPS ($2 raised lol)
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Claiming Popular Movie gave her a migraine and almost seizures because flashing lights
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From September through December 2018, Sydney is mostly boring. All she posts is character meet and greets from various theme parks and events, and unfunny spoonie memes. Then suddenly a few days before Christmas, she’s hospitalized and #EDS has officially made an appearance. No explanation. The good thing is we don’t need Sydney for this. . .
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Because Mama Going constantly tells on her for us. Let’s briefly rewind and see what actually has been happening through the lens of her enabling boomer mom’s facebook. (Side note this woman is like OBSESSED with trans kids and has been for many years so it’s really no surprise the lesbian daughter trooned out for mom’s affection). Mom's been on facebook for longer than Syd's insta has existed. Here's a pic from Syd's 21st birthday where she looks like a 45 year old divorcee bank teller. That's Tonk's leash on her wrist.
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Mama lets us know that Sydney is in fact t2 diabetic by tagging her in articles about metformin.
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She also exposes that Syd has been having diagnostic procedures and not being diagnosed with anything since 2014, shortly after she started back at college.
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Here’s a pic from when she was in the hospital for a week to monitor those seizures that she doesn’t have that they couldn’t provoke her into having.
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Mom starts posting about POTS in November 2017 and by the end of the 2019 both daughters are diagnosed and it's a frequent subject of mama bear posts.
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What autoimmune disease? These girls never say which, just “autoimmune issues.”
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Sydney has "texture issues" with her blanket
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In August 2018 asking for real treatments for the POTS
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This brings us to early December 2018 when we find out that Sydney has had a port placed just a few days ago – one she never mentions or shows on the ‘gram - and has already been to the ER twice because of it. This is the “last time I was here” she’s talking about in the post from the current hospitalization. Gets admitted and given IV abx for a line infection and just days after getting this grand prize, her port is removed. She’s sent home with a PICC and IV antibiotics. Home health will be handling her infusions from here out.
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ANGRY MOMMA POST about home health being late and autistic Sydney having to make her own phone calls
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Just rub the dog on the PICC line, that’s real sanitary.
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And here’s the pre-christmas hospital admission Syd posted about on Insta in late December. She’s done the sepsis again. PICC-chan is removed. Bad reaction to abx.
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Aww that’s nice, released just in time for crimbo with a new PICC to fuck with.
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Despite all this on 3 January 2019 she gets a second port placed for saline. What kind of quack is authorizing this?
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Why, it’s a dysautonomia specialist that isn’t covered by insurance who takes patients who have been told over and over that they are not sick.
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And he’s in Clearwater. Well, I think we can call this one a CONFIRMED TREVINETTE. With that, she joins the ranks of Jaquie, Janiece, Julian, Phoebe, and of course the queen of my heart Amanda "Skinwalker" Winig.
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Momma is also happy to take advice from Dr. Grubb, the Trevino of the midwest, and reblogs shit from the Mighty. Safe to say she's totally complicit here.
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Back to Sydney, she accidentally does a Boomer on her facebook and posts a review meant to go on a home health page to her own timeline
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She joins a gym right after her port is placed because 2019 is going to be HER YEAR!
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Sydney and Megan are besties! I’m sure this friendship will last through the ages and ohlookitsalex
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Treat yoself and Lord Beetus to a big box of candy! Self care! Escape your life of doing absolutely nothing with a day at Disney!
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Anniversary of her suicide attempt because mean furries were mean. So she didn't just cry to mommy. She went full BPD.
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February, we’re suddenly stuck in the hospital again.
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Surprise! She infected her line again. This time they don’t take her toy away.
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The juxtaposition of the cast member’s hands and the HANDS OFF tag is really funny.
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And starts doing commissions of her weird furry art. Planning to go back to school at Ringling School of Art and Design in Sarasota.
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Amber in the comments
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Blind larp continues, #guidedog. The dog on the left is fuckin terrified man.
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Giant sugar cookie, more sugar water at Flower & Garden fest
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Poor thing can't even watch her nerd content!
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In March she starts a fundraiser for her new SDIT. She needs help because her job just fired her. Lol. She apparently worked at Amazon for 5 minutes, not even long enough to list it on her facebook profile, and got fired after committing to buying a Rhodesian Ridgeback puppy from a breeder. Rhodesians are a poor choice for service dog if I’ve ever seen one. They’re strong but they’re also ridiculously high-energy and intense, prey drive through the roof, stubborn and independent. They’re bred to run really fast for a long time so they can hunt lions. There is a reason SD orgs use labs and goldens.
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She also starts selling all her shit and taking more art commissions
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And sells a dogfucker costume. Imagine buying a secondhand plus sized fursuit holy fuck. She says she has no more connections in the furfag community. I am going to go out on a limb and say it’s because she made it sound like the gross degenerate dogfuckers broke into her house, trashed it, and raped her then harassed her and sent her death threats for years. She and her mom called them out on social media. So before she was making herself a pariah in the spoonieverse she was getting kicked out of the furry community. The community where grown men walk around dressed like puppy-baby hybrids, complete with diapers full of their own shit. The community that rallied to defend people who got caught fucking puppies to death. Those people don’t even want Sydney.
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She obtains the new dog, Schmendrick, and immediately begins hauling him to theme parks.
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Hmm. Claims Kida does all kinds of necessary and life-saving tasks for her but now that she has the new totally untrained puppy she can leave Kida home with a booboo. Since Kida’s an allergy dog, booboo is code for hotspot.
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In May Mama Going posts these delightful mothers day photos showing that Port-chan lives and Sydney is still eating a fine diet for a type2 with gallbladder issues now claiming gluten allergy too.
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When you totally for realzies need a wheelchair but move to a regular chair at the restaurant so your puppy can sleep on it. Wait wait, that is not her Inovacare clunker.
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That looks like a Tilite Aero Z to me! And tism earmuffs.
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more gay larping.
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Being a Karen because other people also brought their dogs to this event.
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Sydney’s life is looking good finally, almost too good!
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Because she finally landed her dream job at Halloween Horror Nights, which could lead to a more permanent position with Universal!
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And she gets a spinal cord stim implant for her totally real CRPS. Mom still on the POTS train.
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Hanging out with Rae and Megan
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Tard earmuffs for the autism again. Funny she never needed them before she started hanging out with other people who swore they did.
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Having another port removed after she fucked it up. Hopefully she won’t fuck up the next one too!
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LOL FIRED.
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But don’t worry, she’s going to bartending school now!
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Dog doesn’t like the costumed characters and that simply won’t do. can’t have service dog that doesn’t want to pose at disney!
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Alerted to what? His own anxiety? That colorful thing his paws are on is a rollator she decorated with patterened duct tape. Still on that liquid sugar diet.
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Service. Greyhound. Legitimately one of the worst choices for a SD breed I have seen, holy shit.
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Greyhound is owned by a heterosexual female pretending to be a stereotypical degenerate sex-obsessed fag complete with bondage harness. Classy. At least the greyhound is retired now. She's in Maryland so unfortunately not a stop on this merry tour of ours.
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So this video of Kida reacting to the raptor puppet ended up going viral in Jan 2020 which got her more attention
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And she also got a bartending job. Looks like things are starting to look up again for dear old Sydn-
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LOL COOF’D.
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Back in February 2020 is the last evidence I can find that she and Megan were still friends
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With a looming pandemic Sydney continues to go to the parks despite her many health conditions because she needs to train her puppy and there is nowhere else in the entire world you can train a puppy.
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You remember that wheelchair Shmendrick was sitting in? It is in fact the Trevino favorite, TiLite Aero Z, as proven by this sale ad. She’s claiming she’s lost so much weight that it no longer fits her and she will be getting a new one soon.
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….Svelt.
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tbf she actually did lose weight. Here is an assortment of photos from Mom’s facebook between 2014 and 2019.
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still has a perfect diet though
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Oh look, they ignored Kida’s ears and she got a hematoma just like Tonk. Crowdfunding again for the surgery so at least this one dosn’t end up permanently deformed. Aural hematomas are notorious for filling back up as soon as they’re drained which is why they “quilt” the stitches, and many vets won’t even bother to just drain and wait these days, and she has experience with what happens if you don’t treat these properly. So why, then, didn’t she go right to the quilting stitches? Because she thought she could cheap out and get away with just draining. And Sydney, you’re probably not getting unemployment because you used yours too often and haven’t worked enough between claims.
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The fundraiser is not just for the ear surgery but also new gear she wants and continued care for Kida. “probably going to need a monthly cortisone shot” = we haven’t been preventatively treating the allergy dog for her allergies and now her ear is broken.
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As soon as the parks reopen Sydney is back there and drinking liquid sugar with her dogs
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Still attempting to attach herself to the queers now that the furries and spoonies don’t want her anymore.
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Wow what a poor choice of haircut. And this is a photo she doesn’t hate
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She gets really into dog sports here which makes her chimp sometimes because the other dog sports people have a lot to say to her. I don’t really care but her smug posts about it are kind of funny sometimes.
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And kida now has a kennel name, I guess for competition, but it looks really hilarious to give a busted shelter mutt a name like this. I don't know who Liara is. If this is a dog she has already obtained she has only posted about it in stories I missed or in private on FB.
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Good thing she's got a new job to fund this expensive hob-
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LOL FIRED.
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Vague posting about her abusers again lol. I guess admitting she made the furries mad because she ratted them out to mommy isn't a good look
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Another go at selling cartoon dog art
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Gets a job giving ghost tours of Tampa through an affiliate of US Ghost Adventures.
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Crossover with Flirty, the service horse for a fatass with plantar fasciitis.
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I have no idea what this is but it’s apparently another attempt to make money? Hosting trivia nights? Some kind of MLM?
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She planned to show and breed Schmendrick but that fell through. He’s got too many faults for showing and he’s gotten aggressive, errrm, defensive, with his balls intact. Now getting his joints checked. NOW getting his joints checked. After she’s already had him in weight pulling for months.
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Other people with Rhodesians tell her they’re not fit for weight pulling because they’re sighthounds. She insists that because he’s top of his division and not screaming in pain he’s fine. He’s also very young so he has that on his side for now.
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Don’t look at my dog, it triggers my PTSD
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A few weeks ago, admitting no one in the cool girl spoonie club still likes her. Whitney has said in story posts that she’s no longer active in the service dog community so she might have just cut ties with everyone, the others I really have no idea what their beef is except Mel, which we will cover during Mel's timeline
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I think this is the non-binary flag, can’t tell if she claims she’s an uwu enby now or if Carley the lesbian sister does. A few times she refers to Carley as “my sibling” with they/them pronouns.
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Oh hey, new wheelchair! And she really does look like she's lost some weight.
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And that brings us up to now where she has decided it’d be a good Idea to pick a fight with Megan when she has few allies and anyone who agrees with her isn’t gonna say shit because Megan is a bottomless pit of BPD freakout who will try to get you fired, wish rape and murder on you, and blast you all over social media for saying a single word out of line.
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As this battle wears on, Sydney realizes that even after blocking Megan people are still tattling on her (your account is public retard, anyone can make a sock and see what you said), almost no one is defending her, and she doesn’t want to talk about it anymore guys please, megan and all involved have got a lolsuit on their hands!!!
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Here Megan tells people that what we’re doing here is fine because they put all this shit on the internet of their own volition. Thanks Megan! Now tell that to instagram so they stop slapping me with bans for stalking. I wonder if she felt the same way when Whitney released a single screenshot of what Megan had been saying about her in group chats.
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So there’s Sydney. It’s like watching someone fall down the up escalator for five years while no one makes any effort to help her. But our adventure with Sydney does not end just because we’re caught up chronologically. Join me for part 3 where we dive even deeper into Sydney's social media and Sydney Herself lets us in on the secrets to successfully failing to succeed.
Beautifully executed, as always, KFS.

I have some questions.

1. Are we sure Sydney isn't "special"? She really has quite a... distinctive face.

2. These bitches with their flagrant lolsuit baiting and chronic surplus of full time can't even be bothered to Google some scary sounding legal terminology that might be applicable to their situation, or at least not obviously nonsensical in context? The comment Megan made about eminent domain actually had me Googling in case I caught the tards by reading their shit.

3. What the fuck kind of name is "Schmendrick"? General Rommel the Rottweiler will always have a place in my heart as the most "what the fuck did you say his name was?" of the fake service dogs, but seriously. Schmendrick? Imagine yourself letting the dog out to take a dump at 5 AM, then having to stand on the porch yelling, "Schmendrick! Here, boy! Schmendrick!!!!" when he becomes too absorbed in sniffing around to come back inside and the chilly morning air is getting under your bathrobe and you haven't had your coffee yet and you wish you were still in bed and what are you going to choke down for breakfast and GODDAMN IT, THAT GODDAMN DOG
 
You're my hero, @KateFarmsShill!

It's interesting to see a munchie with more hustle than they usually have, even if one suspects she would be much lazier/slobbier and infinitely more fwagie if she had the finances to. Rate me autistic by all means, but her artwork isn't terrible. I mean, it's not great, either, but it ain't godawful.

She is, however, fat, and I would not have sex with her.
 
Beautifully executed, as always, KFS.

I have some questions.

1. Are we sure Sydney isn't "special"? She really has quite a... distinctive face.

2. These bitches with their flagrant lolsuit baiting and chronic surplus of full time can't even be bothered to Google some scary sounding legal terminology that might be applicable to their situation, or at least not obviously nonsensical in context? The comment Megan made about eminent domain actually had me Googling in case I caught the tards by reading their shit.

3. What the fuck kind of name is "Schmendrick"? General Rommel the Rottweiler will always have a place in my heart as the most "what the fuck did you say his name was?" of the fake service dogs, but seriously. Schmendrick? Imagine yourself letting the dog out to take a dump at 5 AM, then having to stand on the porch yelling, "Schmendrick! Here, boy! Schmendrick!!!!" when he becomes too absorbed in sniffing around to come back inside and the chilly morning air is getting under your bathrobe and you haven't had your coffee yet and you wish you were still in bed and what are you going to choke down for breakfast and GODDAMN IT, THAT GODDAMN DOG
Obviously you have never watched The Last Unicorn. The (very nice but kinda useless) wizard companion of the Unicorn is called Schmendrick.

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It's not Disney, but totally what these Munchies love.

edit: Now that I think about it he IS kind of like the Unicorn's service dog. >.>
 
Tries out for Halloween Horror Nights like she wanted. Gets cut during the first audition.
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If she actually had a seizure disorder, there would be zero way she'd be be entertaining getting a job at Universal for Halloween Horror Nights. Every single one of their haunted houses have strobe lights constantly going off. There are large signs posted outside of each of them informing people that if they have sensitivity to flashing lights they should not enter (nor, I suspect work there).

What a loathsome human being this one is.

Fantastic write up, @Kate Farms Shill
 
Alright Kiwis! I’d like to introduce a personal cow of mine who likes to claim every illness under the sun, plus a few bonus diseases she never brings up. Her name is Victoria and she claims the munchie combo platter, along with Lupus, Hereditary Hemorrhagic Telangiectasia, and pheochromocytoma, which she likes to call her “cancer,” despite pheochromocytomas being benign tumors (Based on a google search; medfags feel free to correct me). She’s a certified Jesus Freak and mostly posts boomer-esque Christian memes. It was fun tracking her descent into munchiedom, though. Oh, and last but not least, she’s a stan of our dearly departed jaqjaq.

Here she is! Miss America! Victoria Guyadeen, a 20-something who treats illnesses like Pokémon cards.
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She began in 2018 claiming lupus and pots, and not much else. Pretty boring for a while.
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These munchies sure do love calling remiCade “chemo”
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I can’t tell is she’s diagnosable exceptional or just stupid.
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HAIR LOSS WHERE???
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Another spoonie is jealous of cancer patients. All this screams is GIVE ME ATENSHUN!!!
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She really said thinning eyebrows. She really did. Delusion. Convince yourself.
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Again, she says she’s losing hair, but all I see Is the world’s thickest eyebrow that goes all the way up to her hairline.
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Her reply in an HHT support group about her port. Doctors are still trying to decide which cancer she has??
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The "attention seekers" fashion runway model is amazing. Apparently it pissed off a ton of munchies on Insta.

Also, I don't think I've ever seen a woman's (or anyone's) eyebrows grow literally up to their hairline. Is this some kind of PCOS thing? So many of their horrible illnesses could be distilled down to "I'm dealing with health problems from being fat and sedentary."
 
The "attention seekers" fashion runway model is amazing. Apparently it pissed off a ton of munchies on Insta.

Also, I don't think I've ever seen a woman's (or anyone's) eyebrows grow literally up to their hairline. Is this some kind of PCOS thing? So many of their horrible illnesses could be distilled down to "I'm dealing with health problems from being fat and sedentary."
I think it's a Hispanic thing. PCOS can cause facial hair, but afaik, it's usually more like mustache and beard due to high androgen hormones.

But Jesus, this chick is the ugliest munchie I've seen since Junebug.

Also, her book looks absolutely terrible.
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I think it's a Hispanic thing. PCOS can cause facial hair, but afaik, it's usually more like mustache and beard due to high androgen hormones.

But Jesus, this chick is the ugliest munchie I've seen since Junebug.

Also, her book looks absolutely terrible.
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Ugliest munchie? She looks like she's trying to channel Amanda Baggs and no one can top her.
 
I'm bored, so I cruised through Instagram for a bit and decided to see what's up with some of our sickbed kweens.

Ellen's been going to physical therapy for neck strengthening. I'm not sure what the point of balancing a cup of water on your head is, but it's certainly nice to see her without the brace (adorned with plush zebras). I wonder if she's still riding in the car seat.

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Aaaaaand then I click to the next couple posts and here we are. She looks so much more age-appropriate without the brace. It's wild.
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Meanwhile, Bethany braved her sooper serious mast cell disease to...go to an indoor bunny petting zoo for her birthday. She can't hug her dad, but she can chill in a stranger's home with their pets. It doesn't seem like pants were invited to her birthday party. Shocker.
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Some old news if you followed the now-defunct MunchSnark, but good old Bernadette "Bee" Crisp is now larping as a singer under a secret identity, Hannah Montana style. Meet Melodee Young. She had a single out, but I can't seem to find it. It was the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. Picture it: Various Casio keyboard beats layered over each other with no common meter with Bee crooning about her grandma or something. If anyone has a link or file of the fabled hit single that stormed Ireland's radio waves (and allegedly made a DJ cry), please share. She blocked me on Instagram, but I assume she's still tard dancing into the sunset.
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Jess is so "bedbound" that she's made literal indentations in her bed. They're trying to reinforce the hole or something. Honestly, idk. Also, it's not a pace if you don't move, Jess. Do something. Anything.
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Also, it appears that she's on a mattress on the floor in a living room. Most of the post is her waxing poetic about muh sufferings and the meaning of "good" vs "bad" and other drivel.
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Alright, friends, we are almost done with Chelsea (@tanzchelsea). It's been a time. After we get caught up to date on her medical bullshit, there's a mini-timeline of her fight against cyberbullying.

But first, we're going to take a quick look at Chelsea's 2016 surgery.

At the beginning of May 2021, Chelsea posted a TikTok that is a flashback to her 2016 spine surgery. She mentions that they tried an epidural before surgery, which didn't work, of course. She also says that she ends up being paralyzed from the surgery and spends almost a year relearning to walk. Doctors don't know what happened, but guessed it was a virus.



Except, wait, this you Chelsea? Back to work in March?
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What about this video of you literally walking in April?
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Thought you spent almost a year learning how to walk again? What's up, girl?

Now that we got that cleared up, let's move along to recent times.

So when I left off last time, Chelsea was finally getting discharged from the hospital after 13 days and an NJ tube acquisition. I also mentioned that she would be back soon. When I said that, I meant immediately. Girl called 911 for vomiting the same day she was discharged.



Turns out, during all the time Chelsea spent hanging around the hospital getting an NJ tube, she picked up norovirus and then started having issues with meds through her tube because, of course, Chelsea can't just leave the hospital.
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And she's going to build her energy back up with TikToks. Because that's what you do.


Oh, and apparently her hospital doctors want help from the chronic illness community. She also needs her bridle for her tube redone AND somehow she has not seen a GI doctor despite being in the hospital with GI issues and NJ issues.



According to Chelsea, she's lost 30 pounds in two months.
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Still don't know what's wrong, but going to the bathroom is a "level 10" pain. (Does this girl know what level 10 pain is? Obviously not.)


Chelsea's doctors don't really know what they're doing and they're lost, but they're switching her from an NJ to an NG and Chelsea doesn't like that idea.


Finally, on 4/28, Chelsea's doctor slaps an IBS diagnosis on her.

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To celebrate, Chelsea posts a TikTok from the commode. Lovely.


And finally, after being in the hospital for over a month, CHELSEA'S ASS FINALLY GOES HOME!


Now for a real shocker: The very next day, Chelsea is sick again. This time, she has a fever and "giant swollen things" in the back of her throat.


After running a bunch of tests, Chelsea's throat is fine.


Chelsea gets a ramp for her wheelchair (that she named Bumblebee)
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This Caring Bridge isn't super interesting, but it does show how much Chelsea is leaning on the usual EDS-related illness that munchies love.
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Anyway, Chelsea needs an iron infusion again, but due to the problems she had last time, they'll have to admit her to the hospital to do another. Also, her MCAS is apparently bad again and Chelsea claims she can no longer go outside because it is too hot and she has reactions to the sun?

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Chelsea addresses her hysterectomy that didn't happen due to her hospitalization and gets grumpy with one of her viewers.
(Also, Chelsea, you post multiple videos per day EVERY SINGLE DAY. No one has time to watch all your videos to keep up with every single detail. Chill.)


It's Iron Infusion Day for Chelsea:


Chelsea ended up making it through her infusion with the help of every munchie's favorite drug: IV Benadryl. Also, Chelsea got her period, if anyone had any interest in knowing that.
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PICC line dressing change. I will give Chelsea credit for keeping her PICC looking decent and not aiming for a sepsis saga.


Chelsea is heartbroken because her PCA has to go on sick leave:


End of June, Chelsea's formula doesn't get delivered due to insurance issues. Also, Chelsea starts a new med for her MCAS. Oh, and those stiff attacks that have been shockingly absent lately, they're apparently really bad again.
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Chelsea's NJ tube gets ripped out by her dog. Can't decide if she should go to the ER or just wait.


Of course, she gets a new tube. Let's go for a drive with Chelsea!


Can you walk?


And I don't remember saving this video, but fuck it:


THAT'S IT! We're finally caught up to current Chelsea events.

Oh, yes, but I promise a mini timeline on Chelsea's cyberbullying bullshit.

Now, as far back as September 2020, people were doubting Chelsea's story on TikTok:


Chelsea has a thing for pushing for everyone to validate each other's symptoms and their feelings. Period. Seriously, just "Validate me"



Addressing r/munchsnark:


Chronic Illness community is "being attack" according to Chelsea:


Reaction to the r/munchsnark ban:


Chelsea also made a website dedicated to her anti-bulling efforts. She's already take it down and I seem to have misplaced my screenshots, but here's the archive and an archive of the Kiwi Farms page. If that wasn't enough, Chelsea made a subreddit called r/spooniesfightback (archive) because I guess you gotta fight a subreddit with a subreddit.

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Chelsea is like an amalgamation of the drama club girls I wouldn't fuck in high school. I'm amazed at your sheer will of slogging through her hyperbolic performances.
 
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