💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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Trombonista dijo:
Shit, her hair's red now? Wasn't it purple only three months ago?
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If you have fried, trashed Barbie hair like Becky and don't care about the actual quality or longevity of the color you can actually routinely do it yourself fairly affordably. I find it highly unlikely she would tolerate upwards of 5 hours in a salon getting her hair bleached and then colored, all while being subject to the cruel wiles of the Salon Harpies, like she claims to have been in the past.
 
ContinentalButterchip dijo:
If you have fried, trashed Barbie hair like Becky and don't care about the actual quality or longevity of the color you can actually routinely do it yourself fairly affordably. I find it highly unlikely she would tolerate upwards of 5 hours in a salon getting her hair bleached and then colored, all while being subject to the cruel wiles of the Salon Harpies, like she claims to have been in the past.
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That's the thing, though. I do care about my hair color and quality.
 
Wargarbl dijo:
Imagine being in your mid 30s, looking like you're in your mid 50s, and whining on social media that people weren't enthusiastic enough about your birthday.

She really is mentally 12. And fat.
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Especially when the cucks slave away to make every day like a birthday for her, showering her with presents and asspats.
 
I’ve been following this thread for years and Becky never ceases to amaze me with the black hole of negativity that just surrounds her night and day. Anything that could even remotely be positive has to turn into how she suffered. Like, god damn. It still gets to me. I don’t think I’ve ever disliked anyone in real life as much as I dislike this spoiled ungrateful brat.
 
ContinentalButterchip dijo:
If you have fried, trashed Barbie hair like Becky and don't care about the actual quality or longevity of the color you can actually routinely do it yourself fairly affordably. I find it highly unlikely she would tolerate upwards of 5 hours in a salon getting her hair bleached and then colored, all while being subject to the cruel wiles of the Salon Harpies, like she claims to have been in the past.
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I think she certainly does it herself sometimes. I think she certainly gets money from Mami to go to a salon more times than she actually goes to a salon, because Basic Becky is a grifter.

But I don't know, spending several hours staring at herself in the mirror then tweeting about how confronting that mirror was as an autistic non-binary person and how she deserves free pizza (here's my paypal)? Sounds like a dream Becky day, to me.
 
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Do the tits on the left belong to Daniel or Becky? I'm not joking ... I have no idea

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Now with that gunt and tits in mind, read this:

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SO INTERNET TOUGH
 
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Becky would rather set herself on fire than skip a party consisting of presents, misgendering, deadnaming, gender dysphoria, and probably some antisemitism and ableism for good measure.

And now she’s managed to become suicidal on her insanely expensive birthday vacation as only she can (with RECEIPTS this time!). I’m also not sure she understands how pregnancy and conception work if she claimed they were going to “try” (gross) on this vacation but she took a pregnancy test this morning. It’s probably safe to say there will be no more trying on this trip, as J & D are presently busy holding Becky back from jumping into the path of every oncoming car over an Instagram comment, unless she meets an incredibly desperate magician on the strip.
 
lecher dijo:
"second most painful message in my life"

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"One comment & I’m trying not to throw myself into traffic"
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Magicians wanted
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Easy to see why:
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ETA: Becky takes life/work balance VERY seriously
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So, here's an interesting fact. In the early days of Kiwi Farms, we had a user named @shutupman. He started the MylarBalloonFan thread. He ended up getting banned in April 2014 for creating a bunch of alts, only to get unbanned with a bunch of other users a couple years later. He might have also been @anusaurus. That all being sad, I doubt he was the one who messaged Becky.
 
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